Current Events > Your reaction: Your 'little brother' is now taller than you and buff as fuck.

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Last time you saw him he was up to your belly button and played pokemon. Now some time has passed, Corona is gone and you see him again to find him towering over you, a foot taller with biceps as big as your head.

He casually hugs you and it feels like being trapped inside a vice, making it hard to breathe. "Hey big bro, what's up?"

Your girlfriend's jaw drops and she's like "Why did you never tell me you had such a rad brother? How did he get that scar on his back? It looks nasty."

"Oh that little thing? Yeah well some methhead pedophile came at me with a knife 3rd night on the job bounty hunting, so anyways I kneecapped him with this bat and I've kept it around ever since. Kinda good luck charm you know?" your brother retorts while showing off the bat.

https://i.imgur.com/OwwReZG.jpg

You realize that's the bat you and he used to play with when he was a kid.

How do you react?
What do you do?
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Wish i was born as a cute, short, lesbian onee-chan instead

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in my culture "little brother" (with quotation mark) is a slang for penis.
so my response is "WTF" if my penis is taller than me.

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Ricemills posted...

in my culture "little brother" (with quotation mark) is a slang for penis.
so my response is "WTF" if my penis is taller than me.

You're "WTFing" that your penis taller than you, not that it can talk, hug you, has a job and can swing a bat?
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UnfairRepresent posted...

not that it can talk, hug you, has a job and can swing a bat?

those weren't on the topic title, so I already got wtf'ed at tall and buff penis.
why would you put quotation mark on 'little brother' anyway?

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Ricemills posted...

those weren't on the topic title, so I already hot wtf'ed at tall and buff penis.
why would you put quotation mark on 'little brother' anyway?

Because he's much bigger than you.
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It'd be weird. My little cousin had a growth spurt and is now very nearly my height(6'). He's just a partial inch shorter now. If he was buff I'd never hear the end of it and it'd be annoying.

My older brother got so pissed at me when I outgrew him. He's only 5'10 and when I was around 16 I started passing him and he acted like he couldn't stand it.

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If he's 7'5" I ain't even mad, that's just impressive.

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BatmanVonDoom posted...

If he's 7'5" I ain't even mad, that's just impressive.

Hey 7'5 people exist

Would probably be terrible bounty hunters though, have terrible knees and couldn't run
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Also he is now bald. I think I forgot to mention that
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