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MachineJaipur
04/11/20 1:28:56 AM
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Going out to da club, gettin Crunk, gettin fucked up



Have you?
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Pitlord_Special
04/11/20 1:30:22 AM
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Went once for the experience of it, wouldn't go again

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Dark_SilverX
04/11/20 1:31:31 AM
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Yup. As soon as Vegas open back up first day I'm going to the strip club with KY Jelly in pocket.

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BigBoobieHitomi
04/11/20 1:31:47 AM
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nah, not payin for blueballs
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dib153
04/11/20 1:31:47 AM
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Only because they had free pool on wednesdays

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_Rinku_
04/11/20 1:32:34 AM
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Yup. It's a lot of fun.
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cmiller4642
04/11/20 1:32:45 AM
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Only on take your son to work day.
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Wii_Shaker
04/11/20 1:35:32 AM
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_Rinku_ posted...
Yup. It's a lot of fun.


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AlCalavicci
04/11/20 1:35:32 AM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
Yup. As soon as Vegas open back up first day I'm going to the strip club with KY Jelly in pocket.

Vegas sucks for strip clubs

Imagine my disappointment when I visited Vegas and learned that most of the strip clubs weren't even full nude

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marthsheretoo
04/11/20 1:35:57 AM
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Went once. It was an experience.

Tl;dr: thought it would be fun to go with my buddies, chose the wrong kind of strip club, was incredibly awkward.

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SableWolfAngel
04/11/20 1:41:38 AM
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Hell yes. It's great fun seeing all those pretty girls get almost naked. It's even more fun touching them and making out with them. The one I usually go to is a really nice place with really friendly girls that aren't just in it for the lapdance payments, at least that's the impression I got. They'll just sit and talk to you if they have the time. I wish I could go more!

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BettyWhite
04/11/20 1:44:16 AM
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Nah.

If I can't stick my dick in it, I'm not giving it any money.

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marthsheretoo
04/11/20 1:45:33 AM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
Hell yes. It's great fun seeing all those pretty girls get almost naked. It's even more fun touching them and making out with them. The one I usually go to is a really nice place with really friendly girls that aren't just in it for the lapdance payments, at least that's the impression I got. They'll just sit and talk to you if they have the time. I wish I could go more!

This is the kind I wanted! Sounds like a great time. If I lived closer to Philly I'd ask for the name.

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SableWolfAngel
04/11/20 1:47:21 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
This is the kind I wanted! Sounds like a great time. If I lived closer to Philly I'd ask for the name.
Why Philly? I don't know any places way out there.

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AlCalavicci
04/11/20 1:49:41 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
This is the kind I wanted! Sounds like a great time. If I lived closer to Philly I'd ask for the name.

Is Philly not fully nude?

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Tequilawhatitdo
04/11/20 1:49:46 AM
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BettyWhite posted...
Nah.

If I can't stick my dick in it, I'm not giving it any money.

its easier than you think

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marthsheretoo
04/11/20 1:51:42 AM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
Why Philly? I don't know any places way out there.

For some reason, I thought you lived in Philly. Oops.

Just sub in wherever you are.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
04/11/20 1:53:45 AM
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Yea.

Most of the girls I know are former strippers, even my sisters.

Even worked the door with a metal detector a couple of days when their regular guy was out, I know the owner.

Which was odd because I don't look mean and big enough.

But nobody gave me any trouble.

Anyway I made like $200 a night in tips.

Wish I could have kept it.

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SableWolfAngel
04/11/20 2:00:30 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
For some reason, I thought you lived in Philly. Oops.

Just sub in wherever you are.
Pittsburgh you silly billy.

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Awakened_Link
04/11/20 2:01:25 AM
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I went with a bunch of female work friends a few years ago. I was the only dude in the group - gay, at that. I was the honorary girl that night, lol. We were drunk as shit. It wasn't really my thing, of course, but it was funny as fuck watching my shit-faced best friend get her glasses suctioned off by a nice pair of milky double-d's.

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Thunder_Armor
04/11/20 2:02:03 AM
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Yeah. Wasn't really into it.

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podgii
04/11/20 2:02:41 AM
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BigBoobieHitomi posted...
nah, not payin for blueballs

You get blue balls from seeing a strippers gavungas? One minute man alert.

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Wii_Shaker
04/11/20 2:02:47 AM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Yea.

Most of the girls I know are former strippers, even my sisters.

Even worked the door with a metal detector a couple of days when their regular guy was out, I know the owner.

Which was odd because I don't look mean and big enough.

But nobody gave me any trouble.

Anyway I made like $200 a night in tips.

Wish I could have kept it.

That's what's up. I worked behind the bar at a club for about 5 years. Good times. I met some really cool people there. Fortunately I didn't fall into the party lifestyle like some of my buddies have.


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marthsheretoo
04/11/20 2:11:02 AM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
Pittsburgh you silly billy.

This isn't some super-offensive PA faux pas I've just committed, is it?

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SableWolfAngel
04/11/20 2:11:53 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
This isn't some super-offensive PA faux pas I've just committed, is it?
If I was a Yinzer it would be. But I'm not so you're safe... for now.

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008Zulu
04/11/20 2:22:28 AM
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Yes. It wasn't "bad", just that it didn't really seem to hold much interest for me.

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MabusIncarnate
04/11/20 2:23:20 AM
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Yes, many. I was in the military for 4 years there's pretty much no difference from a strip club and a bar. We'd attend weekly.

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masticatingman
04/11/20 3:02:05 AM
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Guys that really like them use them as semi legal avenues to get prostitution services. Blowjobs are basically accepted anywhere for the right price. If theres an upper floor closed off to regular patrons - theres probably sex too for a price. And thats in club. Obviously outside of club it just is full on prostitution.

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malenz
04/11/20 3:14:17 AM
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nah and I don't really want to

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AzNDarkSamurai
04/11/20 4:01:49 AM
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plenty of times when I was younger and I had no responsibilities

those days are over now that im married with kids

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