Current Events > Scenario: Your young son damages a new neighbor's property.

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UnfairRepresent 01/31/20 9:07:09 AM #1:	You're at home one day playing your favorite video game when suddenly you hear a knock at the door and see an angry looking aristocratic lady standing there with your young son in tow. "Are you Mr [Lastname]? I'm afraid I must speak with you. You see I just moved into the manor down yonder and I'm afraid your ruffian of a son saw the burly gentlemen transporting my possessions inside and set himself upon taking the opportunity to trespass into my abode. Wherein the youth toppled downwards an amore full of trinkets. Tat mostly but it did contain an invaluable scion I transversed half the globe to acquire which is now broken immeasurably beyond repair. As you might understand I am a tad upset over what has transpired." the lady says Imperiously "Its not fair. Farty Freddy was the one who snuck in first. He just dared me to follow him and said I would be a *** if I didn't. It's not my fault I knocked over your stupid thing, it was an accident! Go yell at Freddy." Your son whines. "Well If Freddie dared you to leap off of London Bridge would you? HmmMmmm?" The lady says inquisitorially. https://i.imgur.com/skwRuw8.jpg How do you react? What do you do? How would you make it up to her? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933729707] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>You're at home one day playing your favorite video game when suddenly you hear a knock at the door and see an angry looking aristocratic lady standing there with your young son in tow. "Are you Mr [Lastname]? I'm afraid I must speak with you. You see I just moved into the manor down yonder and I'm afraid your ruffian of a son saw the burly gentlemen transporting my possessions inside and set himself upon taking the opportunity to trespass into my abode. Wherein the youth toppled downwards an amore full of trinkets. Tat mostly but it did contain an invaluable scion I transversed half the globe to acquire which is now broken immeasurably beyond repair. As you might understand I am a tad upset over what has transpired." the lady says Imperiously "Its not fair. Farty Freddy was the one who snuck in first. He just dared me to follow him and said I would be a *** if I didn't. It's not my fault I knocked over your stupid thing, it was an accident! Go yell at Freddy." Your son whines. "Well If Freddie dared you to leap off of London Bridge would you? HmmMmmm?" The lady says inquisitorially. https://i.imgur.com/skwRuw8.jpg How do you react? What do you do? How would you make it up to her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 01/31/20 9:15:10 AM #2:	I snap my Infinity Gauntlet and she turns to dust. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:933729936] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>I snap my Infinity Gauntlet and she turns to dust. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/31/20 9:38:07 AM #3:	Were_Wyrm posted... I snap my Infinity Gauntlet and she turns to dust. Well that escalated quickly couldn't you use the gauntlet to replace the scion? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933730689] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>Were_Wyrm posted...</cite> <quote>I snap my Infinity Gauntlet and she turns to dust. </quote> Well that escalated quickly couldn't you use the gauntlet to replace the scion?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BCAM1984 01/31/20 9:39:24 AM #4:	UnfairRepresent posted... Well that escalated quickly couldn't you use the gauntlet to replace the scion? LOL --- Romans 12:21 - "Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." <cite>BCAM1984 posted [p:933730734] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Well that escalated quickly couldn't you use the gauntlet to replace the scion?</quote>LOL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dorfmann_ 01/31/20 9:39:47 AM #5:	Spear ----> Jackhammer <cite>Dorfmann_ posted [p:933730750] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>Spear ----> Jackhammer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 01/31/20 9:41:30 AM #6:	Pretty sure I've seen porn that started with that kind of scenario. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:933730815] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure I've seen porn that started with that kind of scenario. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/31/20 9:55:46 AM #7:	Dorfmann_ posted... Spear ----> Jackhammer to the lady or your son? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933731286] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>Dorfmann_ posted...</cite> <quote>Spear ----> Jackhammer </quote> to the lady or your son?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dorfmann_ 01/31/20 10:43:07 AM #8:	UnfairRepresent posted... to the lady or your son? Both <cite>Dorfmann_ posted [p:933732954] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>to the lady or your son?</quote>Both </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/31/20 11:47:36 AM #9:	Dorfmann_ posted... Both well that's one way to handle it I guess --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933735529] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>Dorfmann_ posted...</cite> <quote> Both </quote> well that's one way to handle it I guess</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 01/31/20 11:50:44 AM #10:	UnfairRepresent posted... and see an angry looking aristocratic lady standing there is her name Mrs Hyacinth Bucket? --- https://imgur.com/cUNC8DI <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:933735631] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>and see an angry looking aristocratic lady standing there</quote> is her name Mrs Hyacinth Bucket? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid_Seb 01/31/20 11:54:44 AM #11:	Anyone who doesn't answer "I've never seen this kid before in my life" is just lying. <cite>Solid_Seb posted [p:933735764] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>Anyone who doesn't answer "I've never seen this kid before in my life" is just lying. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 01/31/20 11:55:45 AM #12:	I moderate UnfairRepresent for posting such a low quality pic. --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:933735803] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>I moderate UnfairRepresent for posting such a low quality pic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/31/20 12:00:48 PM #13:	pikachupwnage posted... I moderate UnfairRepresent for posting such a low quality pic. https://i.imgur.com/vNqXqm8.jpg https://i.imgur.com/JFeB7G5.jpg --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933736027] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>pikachupwnage posted...</cite> <quote>I moderate UnfairRepresent for posting such a low quality pic. </quote> https://i.imgur.com/vNqXqm8.jpg https://i.imgur.com/JFeB7G5.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Primal_Diamond 01/31/20 12:11:03 PM #14:	Sorry, but you didnt even let me confirm thats my son. In which he isnt. He belongs to the family over ther The lady then turns and sees nothing. She turns back to me and Im gone. Along with all the furniture in the house I was in. Matter of fact, the entire house is gone. All thats left is a little seed. <cite>Primal_Diamond posted [p:933736459] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>Sorry, but you didnt even let me confirm thats my son. In which he isnt. He belongs to the family over ther The lady then turns and sees nothing. She turns back to me and Im gone. Along with all the furniture in the house I was in. Matter of fact, the entire house is gone. All thats left is a little seed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 01/31/20 12:16:01 PM #15:	send son to room. seduce neighbor. --- Minimal, yet feature rich. <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:933736691] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>send son to room. seduce neighbor. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/01/20 5:02:01 PM #16:	Primal_Diamond posted... Sorry, but you didnt even let me confirm thats my son. In which he isnt. He belongs to the family over ther The lady then turns and sees nothing. She turns back to me and Im gone. Along with all the furniture in the house I was in. Matter of fact, the entire house is gone. All thats left is a little seed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpcYAvvYLFI --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933791421] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>Primal_Diamond posted...</cite> <quote>Sorry, but you didnt even let me confirm thats my son. In which he isnt. He belongs to the family over ther The lady then turns and sees nothing. She turns back to me and Im gone. Along with all the furniture in the house I was in. Matter of fact, the entire house is gone. All thats left is a little seed. </quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpcYAvvYLFI</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 02/01/20 5:41:56 PM #17:	How does she know my last name is LstNam --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:933792968] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>How does she know my last name is LstNam</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 02/01/20 5:47:05 PM #18:	ddt the son --- https://i.imgtc.com/PruZV73.png https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn <cite>ModLogic posted [p:933793146] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>ddt the son </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 02/01/20 5:49:47 PM #19:	ddt the sun <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:933793234] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>ddt the sun </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 02/01/20 5:55:58 PM #20:	ddt the eagles --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:933793477] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>ddt the eagles</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 02/01/20 5:56:45 PM #21:	double arm ddt the ddts --- Minimal, yet feature rich. <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:933793506] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>double arm ddt the ddts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 02/01/20 5:58:39 PM #22:	Wesley, get me the Sandman. --- https://imgur.com/AuEu8z6 https://imgur.com/cGYQ8KG <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:933793575] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>Wesley, get me the Sandman.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfDE 02/01/20 6:25:50 PM #23:	First I would tell son that it doesn't matter if your friend told you to do it, you made the decision to do so and now the consequences must follow. Given that the son broke the rules I would give the neighbor the option of spanking my son instead of me given that it was her that was disrespected. I would then give the neighbor the choice of having son come over to do housework for her for x amount of time or me paying her some money. --- SMM: https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/KINGARCEUS Pokemon Go: http://www.teamdimensional.net/pogo/ <cite>ProfDE posted [p:933794576] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>First I would tell son that it doesn't matter if your friend told you to do it, you made the decision to do so and now the consequences must follow. Given that the son broke the rules I would give the neighbor the option of spanking my son instead of me given that it was her that was disrespected. I would then give the neighbor the choice of having son come over to do housework for her for x amount of time or me paying her some money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 02/01/20 6:34:45 PM #24:	ProfDE posted... Given that the son broke the rules I would give the neighbor the option of spanking my son instead of me Hell nah man. I want the neighbor lady to spank me --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:933794910] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>ProfDE posted...</cite> <quote>Given that the son broke the rules I would give the neighbor the option of spanking my son instead of me </quote> Hell nah man. I want the neighbor lady to spank me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Primal_Diamond 02/01/20 6:52:56 PM #25:	UnfairRepresent posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpcYAvvYLFI @ThatOneSpongebobEpisode <cite>Primal_Diamond posted [p:933795596] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpcYAvvYLFI</quote>@ThatOneSpongebobEpisode </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/04/20 5:21:57 AM #26:	Primal_Diamond posted... Spongebob Ah I don't watch Spongebob --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933909277] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>Primal_Diamond posted...</cite> <quote>Spongebob</quote> Ah I don't watch Spongebob</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 02/04/20 5:50:06 AM #27:	First my son would never say such a thing as I trained them better. Second take a photo of her holding my son against his will. Then ask her ladyship how it will look to the police that she is holding my son against his will and touching him for any reason? Third later I plant a random baby in her house and set fire to the house and see if she saves her dog, the baby, or her priceless Ming vase. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:933909768] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>First my son would never say such a thing as I trained them better. Second take a photo of her holding my son against his will. Then ask her ladyship how it will look to the police that she is holding my son against his will and touching him for any reason? Third later I plant a random baby in her house and set fire to the house and see if she saves her dog, the baby, or her priceless Ming vase. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid_Seb 02/04/20 9:27:56 AM #28:	Mistere Man posted... Third later I plant a random baby in her house and set fire to the house and see if she saves her dog, the baby, or her priceless Ming vase. To think I almost didn't check back in on this topic. What a gem <cite>Solid_Seb posted [p:933914094] in Scenario: ... [t:78372555]...</cite> <quote>Mistere Man posted... </cite> <quote> Third later I plant a random baby in her house and set fire to the house and see if she saves her dog, the baby, or her priceless Ming vase.</quote> To think I almost didn't check back in on this topic. What a gem </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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