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IloveJesus
01/01/20 1:34:13 PM
#51:


Wii_Shaker posted...
If you liked the first two games then you will like MP3. The gameplay is relatively unchanged and of course the writing is great.

I love the first 2 and didn't finish 3.

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Garioshi
01/01/20 1:57:20 PM
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This machine gunner is a real pain in the ass

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Garioshi
01/01/20 2:02:02 PM
#53:


Max, now is the time to throw in the towel.

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Garioshi
01/01/20 2:06:38 PM
#54:


This section is very reminiscent of Uncharted 3

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gna647
01/01/20 2:08:21 PM
#55:


its the closest game youll get to a John Wick game.

10/10 shooter. Wish they ported it to PS4

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AsucaHayashi
01/01/20 2:08:38 PM
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Garioshi
01/01/20 2:09:00 PM
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I didn't think this game would actually comment on Max's absurd body count. Props.

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BobanMarjanovic
01/01/20 2:10:34 PM
#58:


best 3rd person shooter of all time

unskippable cutscenes are why I won't replay it though :(

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Garioshi
01/01/20 2:11:56 PM
#59:


Marcelo is the villain

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Garioshi
01/01/20 2:12:39 PM
#60:


Don't know how I feel about the shaved head

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Southernfatman
01/01/20 2:21:14 PM
#61:


Every time I think of MP3 this song pops in my mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmbxg9Q8l90

It's catchy even though I don't know Portuguese.

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Garioshi
01/01/20 2:25:11 PM
#62:


Hey, it's the retired cop!

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Garioshi
01/01/20 2:27:24 PM
#63:


Those are some bona fide tiddies

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candyapplered
01/01/20 2:35:08 PM
#64:


BobanMarjanovic posted...
best 3rd person shooter of all time

unskippable cutscenes are why I won't replay it though :(
the unskippable cutscenes are so disappointing. totally killed my drive to replay it as well.

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Garioshi
01/01/20 2:40:30 PM
#65:


"No shooty" lmao

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Garioshi
01/01/20 2:41:24 PM
#66:


idk about you guys but I'm seeing skip buttons everywhere on these cutscenes

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Garioshi
01/01/20 3:09:34 PM
#67:


I got a full golden gun, what does that do?

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boxington
01/01/20 3:10:47 PM
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adds more damage and/or gives you slightly more ammo for that weapon, iirc.

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Garioshi
01/01/20 3:11:10 PM
#69:


well that's lame

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Garioshi
01/01/20 3:27:16 PM
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How many chapters are there?

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AsucaHayashi
01/01/20 3:59:51 PM
#71:


Garioshi posted...
idk about you guys but I'm seeing skip buttons everywhere on these cutscenes

think "loading" is hiding behind most of them.

try to replay any given chapter and see how much you can actually skip.

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Annihilated
01/01/20 5:23:10 PM
#72:


AsucaHayashi posted...
think "loading" is hiding behind most of them.

try to replay any given chapter and see how much you can actually skip.

It's not. If you delete the cutscenes from the game, the actual loading screen only takes a few seconds. They only make it unskippable for about 3 minutes at a time because they're assholes.
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Southernfatman
01/01/20 5:32:34 PM
#73:


I love Rockstar's games and their writing is usually top notch, but they can get pretentious with it sometimes.

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Garioshi
01/01/20 7:29:56 PM
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These cutscenes are feeling a little less coherent than usual

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Garioshi
01/01/20 8:05:18 PM
#75:


Garioshi posted...
Marcelo is the villain
I stand corrected.

Also these QTEs are bullshit

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butthole666
01/01/20 8:06:03 PM
#76:


Did my guy really call max payne a twin stick shooter

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AsucaHayashi
01/01/20 11:22:24 PM
#77:


Annihilated posted...
It's not. If you delete the cutscenes from the game, the actual loading screen only takes a few seconds. They only make it unskippable for about 3 minutes at a time because they're assholes.

that was my point. It says you can skip but are met with a weak loading icon behind most of it.

and I agree with the asshole part.

However, apparently theres a mod that allows you to skip them. A new one from 2018 and not the ones made shortly after launch.

might have to check it out myself.

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Garioshi
01/02/20 8:21:42 AM
#78:


I know I haven't commented on it yet, but Max's narrations are so damn good.

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Garioshi
01/02/20 8:59:00 AM
#79:


This game got so much booty in it

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Garioshi
01/02/20 9:07:04 AM
#80:


also this happened to me lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afW_lmMYIes&feature=youtu.be

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Killmonger
01/02/20 3:53:47 PM
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I hear the MP3 comic is good.
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Tony_Biggie_Pun
01/02/20 3:54:07 PM
#82:


Decent Game
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fan357
01/02/20 3:55:00 PM
#83:


Its definitely the worst of the trilogy. Still isnt bad though.

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boxington
01/02/20 4:01:59 PM
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idk, I thought that the first game was the worst one in the trilogy in pretty much every capacity.

it's the only one I didn't feel like playing through again.

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Garioshi
01/02/20 4:03:36 PM
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1 was so stressful to play (and outright stopped working at points) that I just couldn't continue playing. Unless this game goes down the shitter right now, I doubt that's gonna happen.

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boxington
01/02/20 4:05:44 PM
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I played Max Payne and Max Payne 2 on the PS2, so I never had any technical issues, but they probably had the worst graphics.

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fan357
01/02/20 4:07:37 PM
#87:


Garioshi posted...
1 was so stressful to play (and outright stopped working at points) that I just couldn't continue playing. Unless this game goes down the shitter right now, I doubt that's gonna happen.


Did you try on pc? Sorry if that was answered previously.

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Garioshi
01/02/20 4:11:58 PM
#88:


fan357 posted...
Did you try on pc? Sorry if that was answered previously.
PS2. 30-second load times per death are some bullshit.

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fan357
01/02/20 4:15:28 PM
#89:


Garioshi posted...
PS2. 30-second load times per death are some bullshit.


Its worth playing on pc for sure. The second is the best imo.

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Garioshi
01/02/20 8:06:18 PM
#90:


Jesus. Puts a whole new meaning to "they were all dead".

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burns112233
01/02/20 8:07:01 PM
#91:


Max Payne 3 had its moments, but it wasn't a great game. I give it a C+.

The first Max Payne was awesome. I give that one a B+. It only falls short of being great because of repetitive shooting levels. If the creators changed it up a little it might have been great.
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Garioshi
01/02/20 9:52:33 PM
#92:


Must be said, this game hasn't really scratched my balls-out action itch like RE6 did.

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fan357
01/02/20 9:58:44 PM
#93:


What? You didnt like Max Payne but you liked RE6?

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Delta_Force
01/02/20 10:00:22 PM
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Might I recommend Doom 2016?

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Garioshi
01/02/20 10:01:03 PM
#95:


fan357 posted...
What? You didnt like Max Payne but you liked RE6?
Max Payne's issues were mostly performance-related (and that second fucking nightmare sequence jesus christ). RE6 is the most unapologetically over-the-top, balls-out, stupid action game I've ever played, and I respect it a ton because of that.

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fan357
01/02/20 10:04:49 PM
#96:


RE6 has awful pacing issues and has a piss poor cover system. The only good parts about it is the melee system and Barbaras booty.

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Garioshi
01/02/20 10:09:11 PM
#97:


fan357 posted...
RE6 has awful pacing issues and has a piss poor cover system. The only good parts about it is the melee system and Barbaras booty.
I mean, I can't make you enjoy it, but RE6 is not meant to be played as a cover shooter. You're meant to be meleeing everything.

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Garioshi
01/02/20 10:37:02 PM
#98:


Those are some giant fucking playing cards

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Garioshi
01/02/20 10:48:40 PM
#99:


Every line Max has about painkillers has me dying

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Garioshi
01/02/20 11:05:22 PM
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Okay, randomly spawning those two heavies out of nowhere is absolute bullshit.

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