Current Events > Your reaction: You discover your daughter is dating Sheeva.

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UnfairRepresent 12/29/19 6:39:55 AM #1:	Your daughter's coming over for dinner to introduce you to her new girlfriend because they are getting serious and may be moving in together (although they are arguing about who will move in with who). She says they met at a party and she fell for her after she heroically effortlessly beat up a group of black ~~Dragon~~ thugs who tried to steal her drugs. "Oh here she comes now Daddy, I hope you made a big dinner because my Sheevyweevie has quite the appetite." Then your wife's jaw nearly hits the floor as the 7+ feet tall, 490 pound 4 armed half dragon giant leaps from out of the sky with a dramatic thud. She takes a few steps forward, then realizes she is carrying a skull in hand and effortlessly crushes it between her fingers saying "Opps, forgot I still had it." The Shokan warrior walks up to your front door, barely able to squeeze through it after your daughter opens it for her. When your daughter told you her girlfriend wasn't around much because of her dayjob in Outworld, you assumed it was another town or company, not another realm. You also finally understand her "I wish she had 4 boobs too" joke that previously flew over your head. https://i.imgur.com/UnCQ9X0.jpg Your daughter then sets up 2 seats for her at the table (she needs 2) but realizes no one has sat down because the two of you are staring at each other. How do you react? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932189664] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Your daughter's coming over for dinner to introduce you to her new girlfriend because they are getting serious and may be moving in together (although they are arguing about who will move in with who). She says they met at a party and she fell for her after she heroically effortlessly beat up a group of black Dragon thugs who tried to steal her drugs. "Oh here she comes now Daddy, I hope you made a big dinner because my Sheevyweevie has quite the appetite." Then your wife's jaw nearly hits the floor as the 7+ feet tall, 490 pound 4 armed half dragon giant leaps from out of the sky with a dramatic thud. She takes a few steps forward, then realizes she is carrying a skull in hand and effortlessly crushes it between her fingers saying "Opps, forgot I still had it." The Shokan warrior walks up to your front door, barely able to squeeze through it after your daughter opens it for her. When your daughter told you her girlfriend wasn't around much because of her dayjob in Outworld, you assumed it was another town or company, not another realm. You also finally understand her "I wish she had 4 boobs too" joke that previously flew over your head. https://i.imgur.com/UnCQ9X0.jpg Your daughter then sets up 2 seats for her at the table (she needs 2) but realizes no one has sat down because the two of you are staring at each other. How do you react?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 12/29/19 6:51:35 AM #2:	~~#notmyshiva~~ --- Baby, I'm an engineer ;) I can calculate (within a reasonable margin of error) how this nut is gonna splash when it hits ya tiddies <cite>teepan95 posted [p:932189774] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote> #notmyshiva </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raikuro 12/29/19 8:26:30 AM #3:	She got some thick fingers, nice <cite>Raikuro posted [p:932190845] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>She got some thick fingers, nice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 12/29/19 8:35:27 AM #4:	As long as my little girl is happy :) --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:932190982] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>As long as my little girl is happy :) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 12/29/19 8:56:12 AM #5:	UnfairRepresent posted... who tried to steal her drugs. I disown the little harlot for doing drugs --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:932191307] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>who tried to steal her drugs.</quote> I disown the little harlot for doing drugs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/29/19 11:27:33 AM #6:	Raikuro posted... She got some thick fingers, nice Weird fetish but ok --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932194549] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Raikuro posted...</cite> <quote>She got some thick fingers, nice </quote> Weird fetish but ok</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/30/19 9:33:22 AM #7:	Wii_Shaker posted... As long as my little girl is happy :) She's very happy --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932234066] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted...</cite> <quote>As long as my little girl is happy :) </quote> She's very happy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BipBapBam 12/30/19 9:38:51 AM #8:	Shiva of the East? More like Shiva the Deceased LOL --- Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all. <cite>BipBapBam posted [p:932234181] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Shiva of the East? More like Shiva the Deceased LOL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchiePeck 12/30/19 9:39:43 AM #9:	UnfairRepresent posted... Weird fetish but ok LOL Girls like big fingers... <cite>ArchiePeck posted [p:932234202] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Weird fetish but ok</quote> LOL Girls like big fingers... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 12/30/19 9:43:05 AM #10:	I thought you meant: --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:932234269] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>I thought you meant: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/30/19 10:58:44 AM #11:	Shablagoo posted... I thought you meant: That's Sheva --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932236353] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted...</cite> <quote>I thought you meant: </quote> That's Sheva</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/30/19 11:01:57 AM #12:	Shablagoo posted... I thought you meant: I think of her every chance i get tbh. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:932236457] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted... </cite> <quote>I thought you meant: </quote> I think of her every chance i get tbh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 12/30/19 12:45:55 PM #13:	UnfairRepresent posted... That's Sheva Yeah but I didnt know which way her name was spelled until I looked it up for this topic Lost_All_Senses posted... I think of her every chance i get tbh. same tbh --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:932239950] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>That's Sheva</quote> Yeah but I didnt know which way her name was spelled until I looked it up for this topic Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>I think of her every chance i get tbh.</quote> same tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/30/19 3:28:46 PM #14:	Lost_All_Senses posted... I think of her every chance i get tbh. if you say so --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932246617] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote> I think of her every chance i get tbh. </quote> if you say so</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 12/30/19 3:35:06 PM #15:	UnfairRepresent posted... thugs who tried to steal her drugs. I ain't raising a druggie. Daughter would've been throw out long before we got to this point. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:932246881] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote> UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote> thugs who tried to steal her drugs.</quote> I ain't raising a druggie. Daughter would've been throw out long before we got to this point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 12/30/19 3:36:35 PM #16:	UnfairRepresent posted... if you say so You saying you dont? --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:932246941] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>if you say so</quote> You saying you dont? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 12/30/19 3:37:20 PM #17:	SHlVAKAMlNl SOMAKANDARKRAM --- https://imgur.com/jWVrg9U https://imgur.com/g2efUtT https://imgur.com/5dOwhaP https://imgur.com/LVdqu8J Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:932246971] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>SHlVAKAMlNl SOMAKANDARKRAM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 12/30/19 3:43:56 PM #18:	Raikuro posted... She got some thick fingers, nice Yeah, I've heard she's really been working on her forearms. --- https://imgur.com/jeXY0fp <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:932247244] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Raikuro posted...</cite> <quote>She got some thick fingers, nice </quote> Yeah, I've heard she's really been working on her forearms.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/31/19 8:20:42 AM #19:	Shablagoo posted... You saying you dont? She's not even hotter than Nina Williams Jill and Nina Williams Jill is the worst Jill --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932275886] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted...</cite> <quote> You saying you dont? </quote> She's not even hotter than Nina Williams Jill and Nina Williams Jill is the worst Jill</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/31/19 11:06:13 AM #20:	Ask if when they have sex do they hear https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KTt75BHtqV8 ? --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:932279954] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Ask if when they have sex do they hear https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KTt75BHtqV8 ? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/31/19 11:11:46 AM #21:	UnfairRepresent posted... if you say so You can't make this topic and than try to also play this role. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:932280166] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>if you say so</quote> You can't make this topic and than try to also play this role. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/31/19 2:15:49 PM #22:	Lost_All_Senses posted... You can't make this topic and than try to also play this role. Wut --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932287475] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote> You can't make this topic and than try to also play this role. </quote> Wut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vol2tex 01/01/20 11:24:18 AM #23:	UnfairRepresent posted... That's Sheva What game is that? --- https://imgur.com/KqTAosO https://imgur.com/gxNoM3U <cite>Vol2tex posted [p:932321562] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>That's Sheva</quote> What game is that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 01/01/20 11:24:58 AM #24:	UnfairRepresent posted... Wut Nothing. I put the wrong tone on your post. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:932321581] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Wut</quote> Nothing. I put the wrong tone on your post. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/01/20 11:26:11 AM #25:	Vol2tex posted... What game is that? Resident Evil 5 otherwise known as the shit resident evil --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932321612] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Vol2tex posted...</cite> <quote> What game is that? </quote> Resident Evil 5 otherwise known as the shit resident evil</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 01/01/20 11:28:53 AM #26:	I thought this was about Shiva from The League. Id be proud of my daughter if she brought her home. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:932321688] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>I thought this was about Shiva from The League. Id be proud of my daughter if she brought her home. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamerguymass 01/01/20 11:28:54 AM #27:	Isn't Sheeva the Hindu god of destruction? Or is that Shiva? --- Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games" An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through! <cite>Gamerguymass posted [p:932321689] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Isn't Sheeva the Hindu god of destruction? Or is that Shiva? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 01/01/20 11:31:10 AM #28:	UnfairRepresent posted... Resident Evil 5 otherwise known as the shit resident evil If you got no friends and gotta deal with the A.I. partner. Awesome co-op and the the one where Mercenaries really came together --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:932321751] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Resident Evil 5 otherwise known as the shit resident evil</quote> If you got no friends and gotta deal with the A.I. partner. Awesome co-op and the the one where Mercenaries really came together </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/01/20 11:47:27 AM #29:	Lost_All_Senses posted... If you got no friends and gotta deal with the A.I. partner. Awesome co-op and the the one where Mercenaries really came together no it's still shit because 690 better co-OP games still exist --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932322273] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote> If you got no friends and gotta deal with the A.I. partner. Awesome co-op and the the one where Mercenaries really came together </quote> no it's still shit because 690 better co-OP games still exist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/02/20 11:38:51 AM #30:	Gamerguymass posted... Isn't Sheeva the Hindu god of destruction? Or is that Shiva? That's Shiva --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932363047] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Gamerguymass posted...</cite> <quote>Isn't Sheeva the Hindu god of destruction? Or is that Shiva? </quote> That's Shiva</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 01/02/20 12:26:03 PM #31:	Yeah RE5 is one of the GOAT co-op games tbh. --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:932364631] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Yeah RE5 is one of the GOAT co-op games tbh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spanky1 01/02/20 12:29:23 PM #32:	Lost_All_Senses posted... If you got no friends and gotta deal with the A.I. partner. Awesome co-op and the the one where Mercenaries really came together The ai is great if you just give her the sniper rifle and nothing else --- https://imgur.com/DCjoiZ0 https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 <cite>spanky1 posted [p:932364769] in Your react... [t:78290042]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote> If you got no friends and gotta deal with the A.I. partner. Awesome co-op and the the one where Mercenaries really came together </quote> The ai is great if you just give her the sniper rifle and nothing else</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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