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LordRazziel 12/28/19 6:18:41 PM #1:	Have you ever fallen victim to the dreaded zipper incident? I have I haven't More than once... Have you ever fallen victim to the dreaded zipper incident? - Results (20 votes) I have 40% (8 votes) 8 I haven't 60% (12 votes) 12 More than once... 0% (0 votes) 0 Happened to me once around 16 or 17. Hurt like a bitch. --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif https://i.imgtc.com/YvvIsuz.gif. On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:932169367] in Have you e... [t:78288909]...</cite> <quote> Have you ever fallen victim to the dreaded zipper incident? I have I haven't More than once... Vote View Results Have you ever fallen victim to the dreaded zipper incident? - Results (20 votes) I have 40% (8 votes) 8 I haven't 60% (12 votes) 12 More than once... 0% (0 votes) 0 Show Voting Form Happened to me once around 16 or 17. Hurt like a bitch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthAragorn 12/28/19 6:21:33 PM #2:	How'd you get the beans above the frank <cite>DarthAragorn posted [p:932169469] in Have you e... [t:78288909]...</cite> <quote>How'd you get the beans above the frank</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 12/28/19 6:23:31 PM #3:	i caught the very tip once. bled for a bit... --- Minimal, yet feature rich. <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:932169541] in Have you e... [t:78288909]...</cite> <quote>i caught the very tip once. bled for a bit... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ultima Dragon 12/28/19 6:24:03 PM #4:	One time I had ordered pizza and had already been waiting around for a bit when I suddenly had to piss. I was even thinking to myself that the dude will probably show up mid-stream or some shit, lol. Sure enough, doorbell rings just as I'm shaking it out. I don't know what happened next, but I guess I put it away too carelessly and zipped up too fast because the skin underneath got partially caught.. and jfc, it was immediately the biggest regret of all time. I winced just now thinking about it again. It was all I could do to make my way to the door somewhat upright and try to keep a straight face while I paid for the pizza. No idea what the dude must have been thinking. --- "We know things can move faster than the speed of light because liberal tears are on the ground before something offensive even happens" - Coffeebeanz <cite>Ultima Dragon posted [p:932169553] in Have you e... [t:78288909]...</cite> <quote>One time I had ordered pizza and had already been waiting around for a bit when I suddenly had to piss. I was even thinking to myself that the dude will probably show up mid-stream or some shit, lol. Sure enough, doorbell rings just as I'm shaking it out. I don't know what happened next, but I guess I put it away too carelessly and zipped up too fast because the skin underneath got partially caught.. and jfc, it was immediately the biggest regret of all time. I winced just now thinking about it again. It was all I could do to make my way to the door somewhat upright and try to keep a straight face while I paid for the pizza. No idea what the dude must have been thinking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 12/28/19 6:24:35 PM #5:	How the fuck do you do that --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:932169569] in Have you e... [t:78288909]...</cite> <quote>How the fuck do you do that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wewillrocku 12/28/19 6:25:54 PM #6:	no --- The american prison system is a sorry mess but giving them game consoles isn't going to solve anything. Zurriah <cite>Wewillrocku posted [p:932169619] in Have you e... [t:78288909]...</cite> <quote>no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 12/28/19 6:25:54 PM #7:	No. I wear underwear. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:932169620] in Have you e... [t:78288909]...</cite> <quote>No. I wear underwear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 12/28/19 6:27:26 PM #8:	Once at work. Got the tip. Didnt hurt much at the time, just a pinch. But it stung for the rest of the day and that was the worst --- https://imgur.com/oQHLBrx https://imgur.com/ah5IE8D https://imgur.com/USV84z9 https://imgur.com/PSjlohO <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:932169673] in Have you e... [t:78288909]...</cite> <quote>Once at work. Got the tip. Didnt hurt much at the time, just a pinch. But it stung for the rest of the day and that was the worst </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 12/28/19 6:27:55 PM #9:	Garioshi posted... How the fuck do you do that By being too close to the zipper when you zip up. --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif https://i.imgtc.com/YvvIsuz.gif. On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:932169698] in Have you e... [t:78288909]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>How the fuck do you do that</quote>By being too close to the zipper when you zip up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 12/28/19 6:28:58 PM #10:	uwnim posted... No. I wear underwear. So do I. Still happen. --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif https://i.imgtc.com/YvvIsuz.gif. On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:932169739] in Have you e... [t:78288909]...</cite> <quote>uwnim posted... </cite> <quote>No. I wear underwear.</quote>So do I. Still happen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 12/28/19 6:33:13 PM #11:	TC confirmed as Ben Stiller's Gamefaqs account --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:932169900] in Have you e... [t:78288909]...</cite> <quote>TC confirmed as Ben Stiller's Gamefaqs account </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 12/28/19 6:34:19 PM #12:	I'm not cut so not really...if i did it didn't hurt as much. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:932169937] in Have you e... [t:78288909]...</cite> <quote>I'm not cut so not really...if i did it didn't hurt as much. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 12/28/19 6:42:59 PM #13:	TheVipaGTS posted... I'm not cut so not really...if i did it didn't hurt as much. Got me on the shaft. You're not immune. Be careful. --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif https://i.imgtc.com/YvvIsuz.gif. On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:932170253] in Have you e... [t:78288909]...</cite> <quote>TheVipaGTS posted... </cite> <quote>I'm not cut so not really...if i did it didn't hurt as much.</quote>Got me on the shaft. You're not immune. Be careful. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Dream87 12/28/19 7:08:50 PM #14:	When I was a kid yeah --- <cite>Blue_Dream87 posted [p:932171349] in Have you e... [t:78288909]...</cite> <quote>When I was a kid yeah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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