Current Events > Red Sour Patch Kids are the exact same candy as Swedish fish

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GREEN_EGGSNSPAM
12/27/19 11:33:16 PM
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just with the sour sugar.

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MabusIncarnate
12/27/19 11:33:47 PM
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Yeah now that you say it, I definitely see it. The flavor is the same.

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GREEN_EGGSNSPAM
12/28/19 2:46:11 PM
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I just went out to buy a bag of sour patch kids. my tongue might go numb sucking the sour.

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CableZL
12/28/19 2:48:42 PM
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butthole666
12/28/19 2:51:00 PM
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Sour patch kids and sweet tarts & their variants (chews, shock tarts, etc) are the only sour candy I will still, as an adult, eat well past the point of tasting blood

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nativengine
12/28/19 2:55:52 PM
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CableZL posted...
Whatever happened to all the Sour Patch Parents?
They get eaten before they reach adulthood, duh

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Antifar
12/28/19 2:56:58 PM
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That sour sugar makes all the difference
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GREEN_EGGSNSPAM
12/28/19 3:47:06 PM
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and my tongue hurts now.

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gunplagirl
12/28/19 3:50:36 PM
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nativengine posted...
They get eaten before they reach adulthood, duh

Nah. The parents ARE fish. They spawn, have the kids which are humanoid, and then die but in captivity so they harvest the corpses. The sour sugar is like, how birds have that fluffy not quite feather stuff before they start to molt.

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