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Sphyx
12/28/19 1:17:58 AM
#51:


The goal is to get to the end of your life with your organs as thrashed as you could get them without it being what killed you, all without knowing when it was too late until it's already upon you.

Good luck, everybody. I hope to see some of you on that High Scores board at the end!

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PleaseClap
12/28/19 1:23:23 AM
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I have to say, when I first saw this topic, I didn't think that it would lead to duncan saying that trying to kill Hitler was a bad thing
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butthole666
12/28/19 3:39:21 AM
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Duncan has not been fucking given any of the tools to succeed in life holy fucking shit dude

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DrizztLink
12/28/19 4:03:35 AM
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Duncan is basically an AI programmed to have a child's understanding of morality.

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PMarth2002
12/28/19 5:06:57 AM
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I've always thought I'd go in a car accident.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
12/28/19 5:59:03 AM
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Hope I get gunned down on the streets or strait drop dead from liver or kidney failure from drinking all the time.

Nothing worse than growing old and dying a slow lame death from being old and senile in a hospital bed.

Your family or what friends you have watching you slowly die and there is noting they can do about it.

I want death to come quick and swift.

Die like a man.


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Mistere Man
12/28/19 6:43:25 AM
#57:


PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Hope I get gunned down on the streets or strait drop dead from liver or kidney failure from drinking all the time.

Nothing worse than growing old and dying a slow lame death from being old and senile in a hospital bed.

Your family or what friends you have watching you slowly die and there is noting they can do about it.

I want death to come quick and swift.

Die like a man.
Growing old does suck.

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Agnostic420
12/28/19 6:45:12 AM
#58:


Ive had two car accidents, one I could have easily died in and Im alive so it looks like Ill die of old ass age.

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thrashmetal14
12/28/19 6:54:46 AM
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Suicide has always seemed like a solid choice but then again that might cause some sort of spiritual damage/consequences if there is some type of afterlife.
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malenz
12/28/19 7:06:14 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Duncan is basically...
is it really necessary to bully Duncan

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RescueBC
12/28/19 8:57:17 AM
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Dude my grandparents on my mom's side have lived very long lives lol. So I guess I have some of those genetics, but I also am not as active as them. Statistically speaking, I'm likely to die of some disease at some point but ya never know. Could be an accident or some shit.

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EverDownward
12/28/19 9:01:28 AM
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alimajor posted...
Cancer or suicide probably
Hedging my bets on this

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Purely
12/28/19 10:05:03 AM
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Natural causes meaning like a heart attack or cancer? Yeah, probably...
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ScazarMeltex
12/28/19 11:25:05 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Duncan is basically an AI programmed to have a child's understanding of morality.
Yeah I finally gave in and put him on ignore after the "it was still immoral to try and kill Hitler" thing. I've tried being nice, i've tried explaining things to him, i've even given him things to read to educate himself so he doesn't come off as such a dumbass. I just don't have time for the inane bullshit. Life is to goddamn short you know.

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Saxon
12/28/19 11:31:37 AM
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You already have a terminal disease called life because you are going to die eventually due to the flawed biology of the human machine.

What difference does it make if it happens now or in 50 years?
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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/28/19 11:36:46 AM
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Nope

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theAteam
12/28/19 11:42:16 AM
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No. I drink too much, I smoked for 8 years, I ride a motorcycle, I drive too aggressively, I never take illness seriously, I sit in a chair for 8 hours per day.

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Purely
12/28/19 12:01:51 PM
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theAteam posted...
No. I drink too much, I smoked for 8 years, I ride a motorcycle, I drive too aggressively, I never take illness seriously, I sit in a chair for 8 hours per day.

Most of what you're saying are natural causes though
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theAteam
12/28/19 12:19:01 PM
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Purely posted...
Most of what you're saying are natural causes though

I guess that depends on your definition of natural causes. Technically every death is a natural cause.

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Purely
12/28/19 12:21:25 PM
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theAteam posted...
I guess that depends on your definition of natural causes. Technically every death is a natural cause.

Right I just don't get exactly what TC means by natural causes. Death by illness is natural. The only things unnatural are accidents or being killed.
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DevsBro
12/28/19 12:23:16 PM
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Depends on what is considered natural.

I don't see a fundamental difference between getting shot in Crime Alley and having a bad fall at 95 years old tbh.

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Vicious_Dios
12/28/19 12:23:28 PM
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I don't smoke, nor do drugs, and only drink when I'm with friends and family which isn't all that often. I'm active as fuck, eat relatively healthy, and love hunting. So, I'm good on that front, but I have a lot of enemies, so I don't truly know what my definite end will be.

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Duncanwii
12/28/19 2:01:20 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Duncan is basically an AI programmed to have a child's understanding of morality.
I'm not a damn computer. >:(

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SpriteLimit
12/28/19 2:11:15 PM
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Is blunt force trauma natural?

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DevsBro
12/28/19 3:54:20 PM
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It really kind of calls into question what the word natural really means.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
12/28/19 5:16:48 PM
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SpriteLimit posted...
Is blunt force trauma natural?

You mean like CTE and going homicidal - suicidal or some shit?

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