Current Events > Mormons are pretty brave going door to door.

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IdiotMachine
12/26/19 8:54:41 PM
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Had a couple show up today, and both of them looked like teenagers. How do they know I'm not crazy and I'll just murder them?

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brestugo
12/26/19 9:27:42 PM
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I see them, two by two, from time to time. Surprised that's still a thing these days.

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AFrench2
12/26/19 9:31:44 PM
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It will always be a thing. It's called a "Mission" and men can do it at 18 and women at 21. The church chooses a location in the world to send you to for 2 years and you teach the gospel of Mormonism to folks.

Yes, it can be dangerous. Yes, I've known folks who get stationed in 3rd world countries like Guatamala or other places in South America and it can be quite scary I am told. Some folks brandish weapons and threaten, etc.

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Kami_no_Kami
12/26/19 9:32:11 PM
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God would never let that happen to them.
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Giblet_Enjoyer
12/26/19 9:56:33 PM
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AFrench2 posted...
It will always be a thing. It's called a "Mission" and men can do it at 18 and women at 21.
Has anyone here ever seen a female one? I don't think I have

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Accolon
12/26/19 9:57:34 PM
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Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
Has anyone here ever seen a female one? I don't think I have

I have. They're always really hot for some reason

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Jiek_Fafn
12/26/19 9:58:25 PM
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Jehovah will protect them. Dude can stop time and pluck bullets out of the air like Neo.

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Wii_Shaker
12/26/19 10:00:00 PM
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Considering how many Indians have killed, they have alot of balls knocking on my door.

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CADE FOSTER
12/26/19 10:03:24 PM
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White shirts black pants and bikes its the mormons
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kingdrake2
12/26/19 10:22:05 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
White shirts black pants and bikes its the mormons


the mormon's are coming.
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vigorm0rtis
12/26/19 10:24:03 PM
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The point is to be treated poorly, taken advantage of and feel unsafe. It reinforces their bonds when they return home.

They're not there to evangelize.

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MabusIncarnate
12/26/19 10:24:46 PM
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They use the buddy system though, and they contain the power of the lord. They are untouchable.

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