Current Events > 1 million; but you must go without these 5 things for the year of 2020.

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CosmicShadows
12/26/19 5:58:18 AM
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Deal or No Deal


1. Deeding
2. Cussing
3. Meat
4. Cheese
5. Soda

If you do any of these 5 things in 2020 you will instantly die. But if you survive the whole year without touching any of these 5 things. You get 1 million in cash un taxed.
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DeathDeathSong
12/26/19 6:02:01 AM
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nope, nope, nope, nope, and nope

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Aressar
12/26/19 6:03:06 AM
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First two are objectively impossible. I'd do the last three for 10 million.

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FuneralFroth
12/26/19 6:06:17 AM
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Yeah the first two will be hard. Especially cursing. Like how the fuck. What if i do it on accident

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Purely
12/26/19 6:08:23 AM
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The cussing part really makes it unobtainable. Imagine you've been going so well for 10 months, then one night as you're getting ready for bed, you stub your toe! Instinctively you let out a swear word in your pain... and just like that you're dead.

It would be crazy to take the deal.
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MrNintendo1213
12/26/19 6:57:39 AM
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Purely posted...
The cussing part really makes it unobtainable. Imagine you've been going so well for 10 months, then one night as you're getting ready for bed, you stub your toe! Instinctively you let out a swear word in your pain... and just like that you're dead.

It would be crazy to take the deal.


Yeah this. Maybe if you just literally couldn't swear, the Good Place style where it tv censors you when you try. That might forking work.
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PMarth2002
12/26/19 7:00:43 AM
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So 1 million dollars, but I'll die. No thanks.

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Infost
12/26/19 7:13:44 AM
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CosmicShadows posted...
If you do any of these 5 things in 2020 you will instantly die.

Nah fam.
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-Unowninator-
12/26/19 7:39:35 AM
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CosmicShadows posted...
1. Deeding
2. Cussing
3. Meat
4. Cheese
5. Soda

That's the only deal breaker for me.

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Perascamin
12/26/19 7:39:37 AM
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No feeding, but can still have sex? Doable if so.

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/26/19 7:42:32 AM
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i can try to go vegan but i cant live without cussing. fuck that!
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ArchiePeck
12/26/19 7:42:46 AM
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Do I still get to have a sex life with my wife? If so, for that money yeah I'll give it a go.
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malenz
12/26/19 7:43:27 AM
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easy deal
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im not 13
12/26/19 7:46:23 AM
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1 is fine since I'm married and 2 since I never curse as it is.

5 is relatively easy since there is juice

Cheese is hard but doable

Meat would be a real struggle...


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SableWolfAngel
12/26/19 8:11:08 AM
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No way, man! I can't go without my three deeds a day. I'd go fucking crazy.

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Sada_Pop
12/26/19 8:15:08 AM
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Easy. Just go vegan for a year and keep fucking my girl.

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Nazanir
12/26/19 8:17:31 AM
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Just for a year? That's a deal for me.

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averagejoel
12/26/19 8:18:06 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
So 1 million dollars, but I'll die. No thanks.
to me, it seems like a classic example of a win-win scenario

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Politics
12/26/19 8:52:36 AM
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All of this is possible besides cussing. Someone will cut me off in traffic and I'll lose it even if I'm trying not to.

Deeding would be hard but I could just get a fuck buddy and then I'd be fine.

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Kitt
12/26/19 9:08:56 AM
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I haven't drunk soda in years, so that's no problem. The rest are deal breakers.
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CosmicShadows
12/26/19 8:35:09 PM
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<_<
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