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UnfairRepresent
12/15/19 7:44:41 AM
#1:


You're at a restaurant and you get up to open a jar of pickles.

You strain with all your might but it just wont open. "Huuuuuuuurgh! Oh this Is ridiculous! No one could fucking open that! Its locked down tighter than the city of Jericho!" you scream in angered frustration causing everyone to look at you.

Moments later a skinny 19 year old girl walks in from outside, missing your spectacle and she casually opens it immediately, barely trying.

You look around and all the diners are trying to be polite but are failing and laughing/giggling/pointing at you. Especially the girls

How do you react?
What do you do?
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Gobstoppers12
12/15/19 7:59:35 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
you scream in angered frustration
No I don't. I have self control.

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viewmaster_pi
12/15/19 8:03:25 AM
#4:


Was that a The Surge reference......?

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EvenSpoonier
12/15/19 8:04:49 AM
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"Huh. Well, you know what they say happened to Jericho."

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Shablagoo
12/15/19 8:05:45 AM
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This scenario has never once occurred in real life and undoubtedly never will.

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Ethosian
12/15/19 8:08:25 AM
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Why would I be opening a jar of pickles in a restaurant?
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viewmaster_pi
12/15/19 8:09:21 AM
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Ethosian posted...
Why would I be opening a jar of pickles in a restaurant?
You brought your own

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uwnim
12/15/19 8:34:00 AM
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So like what is the reason I got up to open a jar of pickles? Im assuming some other diner asked me for help cause they couldnt open their jar of pickles.

The yelling part obviously didnt happen. So I should ignore that. This changes the scenario some as now only a few people see me and due to not having made a scene maybe 1 or two people laugh.

If sticking to the presented scenario, then I must be playing a role. So getting in character a bit, I think this is what would happen:
Im embarrassed from being publicly emasculated by a girl. Im already angry from the stupid jar, and this causes my anger to turn into rage. I attempt to grab a table and throw it? But they are bolted down so I just look like a bigger fool. Now I start ranting and cursing at people. One of the staff tells me to leave while another calls the police.

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UnfairRepresent
12/15/19 9:30:23 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...

No I don't. I have self control.

You lost it in the moment
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Sada_Pop
12/15/19 9:37:01 AM
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Keep eating dinner.

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Drumiester
12/15/19 9:39:14 AM
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I ask the girl out

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gloBal enemy
12/15/19 10:33:46 AM
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I wouldn't care?

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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/19 10:36:23 AM
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"you're good with pickles, wanna take this back to my place?"

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viewmaster_pi
12/15/19 10:38:05 AM
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Is she legit just absurdly strong? Or am I that weak? This is important.

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HelloImaPC
12/15/19 10:38:34 AM
#16:


I would joke that I loosened it up

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Solid Snake07
12/15/19 10:43:56 AM
#17:


Why am I opening a can of pickles at a restaurant?

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UnfairRepresent
12/15/19 11:26:11 AM
#18:


viewmaster_pi posted...
Is she legit just absurdly strong? Or am I that weak? This is important.

Well how would you know?
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