Current Events > Taylor Swift is now 30 years old

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OrangeCrush980
12/13/19 12:01:19 AM
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Happy birthday Taylor!
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Irony
12/13/19 12:01:45 AM
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Damn I just turned 30 too. She should have sex with me

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OrangeCrush980
12/13/19 12:04:26 AM
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Irony posted...
Damn I just turned 30 too. She should have sex with me


Are you willing to have her write a negative song about you?
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Irony
12/13/19 12:10:02 AM
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OrangeCrush980 posted...
Are you willing to have her write a negative song about you?
Yes and I want the song to be about the song lasting longer than I did

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SiO4
12/13/19 12:12:40 AM
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T Swizz turned herself into a commodity and is worth an estimated $360 Mill.

I hope she gets more credit card commercial contracts.
I wouldn't want to see her bottom out, like an old NFL Quarter Back, or so many of her fans, irl..
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St0rmFury
12/13/19 12:13:19 AM
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Irony posted...
OrangeCrush980 posted...
Are you willing to have her write a negative song about you?
Yes and I want the song to be about the song lasting longer than I did

This mad lad.
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Alucard188
12/13/19 12:14:52 AM
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So, like, magically 80% of her eggs now disappear, right?

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kingdrake2
12/13/19 12:29:30 AM
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Alucard188 posted...
So, like, magically 80% of her eggs now disappear, right?


sure.
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Zikten
12/13/19 1:09:29 AM
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I predict she marries soon and gets pregnant
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SauI_Goodman
12/13/19 1:10:16 AM
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OrangeCrush980 posted...
Are you willing to have her write a negative song about you?
She'd be with him for 3 days before moving onto the next guy.
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_Matchabuu_
12/13/19 1:10:21 AM
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Zikten posted...
I predict she marries soon and gets pregnant

then she stops making music if she gets in a LTR cuz no inspiration

win win TBH

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Irony
12/13/19 1:12:44 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
She'd be with him for 3 days before moving onto the next guy.
Not even that

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Darmik
12/13/19 1:19:32 AM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
then she stops making music if she gets in a LTR cuz no inspiration

win win TBH

She has been in one for like three years now.

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_Matchabuu_
12/13/19 1:20:00 AM
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Darmik posted...
She has been in one for like three years now.

aw shit thats whaddup

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konokonohamaru
12/13/19 1:27:31 AM
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Her eggs are 90% gone
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OrangeCrush980
12/13/19 5:30:54 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...


aw shit thats whaddup


She's been dating a london boy with the initials J.A. for about 3 years now
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The-19th-Sparta
12/13/19 5:41:46 PM
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OrangeCrush980 posted...
She's been dating a london boy with the initials J.A. for about 3 years now

Aw shit! She been with my boy Jordan?! Oh fuck bro, I knew that playa been up to something! Hold on CE, imma head over to that mothafuckas place and catch em having sex! Im gonna be famous!

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Pogo_Marimo
12/13/19 5:42:35 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
So, like, magically 80% of her eggs now disappear, right?
Probably closer to 90% man.

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RescueBC
12/13/19 5:42:36 PM
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Huh....
I was thinking Swift was older than me for some reason but she's actually pretty much my age at two months younger.
Wonder why I was under that impression

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Trumpo
12/16/19 2:08:24 AM
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something something Chad dick
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HighOnSolar
12/16/19 2:35:18 AM
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Irony posted...
Yes and I want the song to be about the song lasting longer than I did
Nice

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