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Parappa09
12/10/19 3:40:40 PM
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2019 parappa:
  • fucked 45 guys
  • ghosted 23 of them
  • got 3 UTIs
  • had 4 pregnancy scares
  • almost got an STD twice


lol jking, my real one would be p lame

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Tobi011
12/10/19 3:42:49 PM
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What if your sex life had yearly rewinds like YouTube Rewind .
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BeantownHero
12/10/19 3:44:20 PM
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One of my biggest regrets is not cataloging the sex I had and with whom. At this point, I have literally forgotten places and faces. It would have been interesting to see some stats.

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bloodydeath0
12/10/19 3:44:29 PM
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dated a dozen chicks
all of them fell apart for various reasons
still a sad boi
mcr intake increased monthly

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Freddie_Mercury
12/10/19 3:50:17 PM
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Parappa09
12/10/19 4:10:09 PM
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Tobi011 posted...
What if your sex life had yearly rewinds like YouTube Rewind .
this is probably a better concept

bloodydeath0 posted...
dated a dozen chicks
all of them fell apart for various reasons
still a sad boi
mcr intake increased monthly
still? i thought intake stopped once youre done being a teenager

Freddie_Mercury posted...
favorite genre: latin
lolol

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KogaSteelfang
12/10/19 4:11:56 PM
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Canceled due to lack of content.

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Touch
12/10/19 4:12:09 PM
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  1. Fucked: one hand
  2. Congrats! No chance of STDs!

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_Matchabuu_
12/10/19 4:12:29 PM
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Im in a monogamous relationship so itd be p. boring

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Parappa09
12/10/19 6:46:51 PM
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inloveanddeath0
12/10/19 6:48:06 PM
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bloodydeath0 posted...
dated a dozen chicks
all of them fell apart for various reasons
still a sad boi
mcr intake increased monthly
You posted in pappy's topic but ghost me when I @ you. Sad man

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Stewman_Magoo
12/10/19 6:48:20 PM
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An unwrapped but for your porn searches.

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TheMikh
12/10/19 6:49:19 PM
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dated three women, friendzoned two, ghosted one, made out with one, all while "officially" being celibate

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Parappa09
12/10/19 6:52:54 PM
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Stewman_Magoo posted...
An unwrapped but for your porn searches.
damn son

  • 24 hours a month watching porn videos
  • watched 1921 unique videos in 2019
  • 42 years old average age for porn stars
  • MILF most searched term

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NeoBowser
12/10/19 7:40:45 PM
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id be dead

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bloodydeath0
12/11/19 3:25:38 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
You posted in pappy's topic but ghost me when I @ you. Sad man
when wuz dis? sry brah guess i didnt see it

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pkmnlord
12/11/19 3:31:45 PM
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It would say "0 artists in the past 8 years"

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