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FuneralFroth
11/27/19 6:20:17 PM
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Was messaging this older lady on tinder and she said shed be down to give head on her break amd i said hell yeah. She said it was the twin liquors on between anderson ln and 620.

I drove to the twin liquors on anderson MILL and 620.
She said she was walking around the parking lot lile an idiot looking for me and we kinda argued and i asked if she has time to wait for me to go to her store and she said not no more fool and unmatched me.

FUCK
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FuneralFroth
11/27/19 6:21:32 PM
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Fuck it, back home about to hop on MW shoothouse 24/7
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CapnMuffin
11/27/19 6:21:37 PM
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You blew it
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Boo_Guy
11/27/19 6:22:10 PM
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FuneralFroth posted...
Was messaging this older lady on tinder and she said shed be down to give head on her break amd i said hell yeah. She said it was the twin liquors on between anderson ln and 620.

I drove to the twin liquors on anderson MILL and 620.
She said she was walking around the parking lot lile an idiot looking for me and we kinda argued and i asked if she has time to wait for me to go to her store and she said not no more fool and unmatched me.

FUCK

You live in Austin too, bro?
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FuneralFroth
11/27/19 6:22:33 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
Thats sad bro. Outta the blue straight for head? At least get a drink first damn

Thats some backpage type shit. Yall are dirty


I was surprised she said she was down. She was 41 and didnt look like no hooker or anything. Like i said i fucked it up
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FuneralFroth
11/27/19 6:22:45 PM
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Boo_Guy posted...
FuneralFroth posted...
Was messaging this older lady on tinder and she said shed be down to give head on her break amd i said hell yeah. She said it was the twin liquors on between anderson ln and 620.

I drove to the twin liquors on anderson MILL and 620.
She said she was walking around the parking lot lile an idiot looking for me and we kinda argued and i asked if she has time to wait for me to go to her store and she said not no more fool and unmatched me.

FUCK

You live in Austin too, bro?


Yup yup
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Umbreon
11/27/19 6:22:54 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
You blew it


Actually, he didn't.
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Gobstoppers12
11/27/19 6:23:29 PM
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Lesson learned, pay super close attention to street names from now on.
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FuneralFroth
11/27/19 6:24:04 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Lesson learned, pay super close attention to street names from now on.


Yeah no shit
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Boo_Guy
11/27/19 6:24:50 PM
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FuneralFroth posted...
Boo_Guy posted...
FuneralFroth posted...
Was messaging this older lady on tinder and she said shed be down to give head on her break amd i said hell yeah. She said it was the twin liquors on between anderson ln and 620.

I drove to the twin liquors on anderson MILL and 620.
She said she was walking around the parking lot lile an idiot looking for me and we kinda argued and i asked if she has time to wait for me to go to her store and she said not no more fool and unmatched me.

FUCK

You live in Austin too, bro?


Yup yup

Well there's plenty of women around Austin than some 41 year old skank -_-
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FuneralFroth
11/27/19 6:26:02 PM
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I like skanky milfs though.
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Boo_Guy
11/27/19 6:27:26 PM
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There's plenty of those around lol I wouldn't worry about one
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Big_Nabendu
11/27/19 6:28:21 PM
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Tough luck brudda man

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