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DeadBankerDream
11/27/19 5:55:19 PM
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Yet the people who poop their butts the most about Thanksgiving are always the religious types. Why do they hate God's choices for animals while pretending to be big fans of him?
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AngelsNAirwav3s
11/27/19 5:56:05 PM
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Sounds like you have no idea how to cook a turkey.

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Pogo_Marimo
11/27/19 5:56:09 PM
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What?

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Deadpool_18
11/27/19 5:58:15 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Sounds like you have no idea how to cook a turkey.

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LordFarquad1312
11/27/19 5:58:59 PM
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Sounds like whoever cooks it has no idea what they're doing.
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DeadBankerDream
11/27/19 6:00:13 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Sounds like you have no idea how to cook a turkey.

By that logic you can't point out any inherent qualities of any food product because if those qualities come off it just means it wasnt cooked properly.

Turkey is a super dry meat.
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Deadpool_18
11/27/19 6:01:00 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Sounds like you have no idea how to cook a turkey.

By that logic you can't point out any inherent qualities of any food product because if those qualities come off it just means it wasnt cooked properly.


.....what?
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AlephZero
11/27/19 6:01:14 PM
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brine that bitch

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Kazi1212
11/27/19 6:04:30 PM
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Gladius_ posted...
DeadBankerDream posted...
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Sounds like you have no idea how to cook a turkey.

By that logic you can't point out any inherent qualities of any food product because if those qualities come off it just means it wasnt cooked properly.

Turkey is a super dry meat.


No that's literally not how it works. Some food has inherent qualities. You just don't know how to cook turkey.


And the inherent quality of turkey in relation to other meats is that its super dry, not dry in relation to all foods just the meats
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yusiko
11/27/19 6:04:32 PM
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god doesnt want you to eat turkey which is why he didnt give you the ability to cook it properly
but he or she wants use who can cook to eat turkey because we wont ruin it
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Deadpool_18
11/27/19 6:05:26 PM
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Kazi1212 posted...
Gladius_ posted...
DeadBankerDream posted...
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Sounds like you have no idea how to cook a turkey.

By that logic you can't point out any inherent qualities of any food product because if those qualities come off it just means it wasnt cooked properly.

Turkey is a super dry meat.


No that's literally not how it works. Some food has inherent qualities. You just don't know how to cook turkey.


And the inherent quality of turkey in relation to other meats is that its super dry, not dry in relation to all foods just the meats


Well yeah. If you dont actually do anything to the meat, most meat is dry. If you know how to cook, this wont be an issue.
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Purely
11/27/19 6:23:01 PM
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Turkey is hard to cook so it ends up being dry when amateurs cook it. Get turkey at a restaurant, it's delicious.
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