Current Events > Mayor Quimby supports revolving-door prisons.

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Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob,
a man twice convicted of attempted murder.
Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby?

Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor.

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Classic Simpson's is so. Damn. Good.

Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink,
We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap,
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed!

Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you.


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Hmm...well I'm not of board with his kill Bart policy. But I am liking his kill Selma policy!

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"Attempted murder", now honestly, what is that!? Do they give a Nobel prize for "attempted" chemistry?

No one who speaks German could be an evil man

Birch Barlow: Mayor Quimby, you are well known for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob....
Mayor Quimby: What is your, ah, question?
Birch Barlow: My question is about the budget, sir.

Still one of my favorite parts in the series

Duncanwii posted...

Hmm...well I'm not of board with his kill Bart policy. But I am liking his kill Selma policy!

Well, he framed me for armed robbery, but man, I'm aching for that upper-class tax cut.

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The League of Uninformed Voters presents the Springfield Mayoral Debates. I'm your moderator, Larry King. Now, a word to our audience: even though we're being broadcast on... Fox, there's no need for obnoxious hooting and hollering.


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You need me, Springfield! Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside, you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

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And the results are in! For Sideshow Bob, 100%; for Joe Quimby, 1%. And we remind you there is a 1% margin of error.

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I cant believe a convicted felon would get so many votes and another convicted felon would get so few.

WilliamPorygon posted...

Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink,
We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap,
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed!

Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you.

Paid for by the Mayor Quimby for Mayor mayoral committee.

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