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inloveanddeath0
12/01/19 12:29:52 AM
#351:


Like shooting a shit fish in a shit barrel

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inloveanddeath0
12/01/19 12:30:54 AM
#352:


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inloveanddeath0
12/01/19 12:34:03 AM
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inloveanddeath0
12/01/19 12:35:28 AM
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inloveanddeath0
12/01/19 12:37:34 AM
#355:


Private dancer lower you're weapon

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inloveanddeath0
12/01/19 12:38:41 AM
#356:


Cmon guys it's only 1230

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inloveanddeath0
12/01/19 12:39:35 AM
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inloveanddeath0
12/01/19 12:41:40 AM
#358:


I'm envoking liquor measures act of 1944

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CanuckCowboy
12/01/19 12:43:22 AM
#359:


I dont know what that is but im on board.

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a-c-a-b
12/01/19 12:43:38 AM
#360:


Booze, violence and misery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhMcUUwQWdY
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inloveanddeath0
12/01/19 12:45:33 AM
#361:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I dont know what that is but im on board.
It's a trailer park boys reference

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CanuckCowboy
12/01/19 12:45:34 AM
#362:


JimCarrysToe posted...
*sniffles* plz hurry :(


Im now imagining Jim drinking shots of whiskey out of a ketchup bottle.

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CanuckCowboy
12/01/19 12:46:02 AM
#363:


inloveanddeath0 posted...
It's a trailer park boys reference


Im gonna assume lahey says it.

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inloveanddeath0
12/01/19 12:48:46 AM
#364:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Im gonna assume lahey says it.
Yes

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inloveanddeath0
12/01/19 12:49:56 AM
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inloveanddeath0
12/01/19 12:54:43 AM
#366:


You have to let drug liquids take absolutele

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dj1200
12/01/19 12:56:30 AM
#367:


i'm drinking

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MabusIncarnate
12/01/19 12:56:42 AM
#368:


What goes around is all around

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JimCarrysToe
12/01/19 12:59:49 AM
#369:


My ears itch, but the itch is in the deep unreachable inside.

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MabusIncarnate
12/01/19 1:00:45 AM
#370:


Get a Q-tip

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l--l
12/01/19 1:20:31 AM
#371:


damn it I'm almost out of Jim Beam, who wants to make a run for me??

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CanuckCowboy
12/01/19 1:24:16 AM
#372:


Does a bear shit on the pope?

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MabusIncarnate
12/01/19 1:29:55 AM
#373:


l--l posted...
damn it I'm almost out of Jim Beam, who wants to make a run for me??
What the fuck kinda account is this now

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TreyFlowers
12/01/19 1:45:51 AM
#374:


Yasir Shah just made 100 lol

Nobody here will know what that means
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a-c-a-b
12/01/19 1:50:31 AM
#375:


TreyFlowers posted...
Yasir Shah just made 100 lol

Nobody here will know what that means
No idea who that is but I guessed it was cricket before I looked them up.

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DrizztLink
12/01/19 1:55:08 AM
#376:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Im now imagining Jim drinking shots of whiskey out of a ketchup bottle.
No no no.

You drink whiskey out of an apple juice bottle.

It's a paper-thin disguise but it's all you got.

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TreyFlowers
12/01/19 1:57:33 AM
#377:


a-c-a-b posted...
TreyFlowers posted...
Yasir Shah just made 100 lol

Nobody here will know what that means
No idea who that is but I guessed it was cricket before I looked them up.


nailed

Forgiveness please, but I cannot stop listening to Hot Girl Bummer. It's too damn catchy.
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a-c-a-b
12/01/19 2:09:32 AM
#378:


TreyFlowers posted...
a-c-a-b posted...
TreyFlowers posted...
Yasir Shah just made 100 lol

Nobody here will know what that means
No idea who that is but I guessed it was cricket before I looked them up.


nailed

Forgiveness please, but I cannot stop listening to Hot Girl Bummer. It's too damn catchy.

I'm not much of a sports guy, most people around here are obsessed with hockey. But I work with a few guys who are really into cricket. So I at least know a bit just from hearing them talk about it.
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gnomefromnome
12/01/19 2:13:22 AM
#379:


my last Heiney

I might need to go to teh barz lol

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TreyFlowers
12/01/19 2:16:42 AM
#380:


didn't know anyone in America liked cricket, that's cool
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a-c-a-b
12/01/19 2:21:40 AM
#381:


TreyFlowers posted...
didn't know anyone in America liked cricket, that's cool

I live in Canada.
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TreyFlowers
12/01/19 2:33:32 AM
#382:


I'm technically correct still
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a-c-a-b
12/01/19 2:34:17 AM
#383:


I'm pretty drunk. I've been drinking for like 14 hours now. I got this wicked looking microwave dinner cooking right now. I'm gonna be down for the count after that.

Cheers.
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DrizztLink
12/01/19 2:36:26 AM
#384:


"...and that's how we found him, officer. Sitting at the table, face-down in a half-eaten possum he microwaved, smelling like pure vodka."

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TreyFlowers
12/01/19 2:43:01 AM
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CanuckCowboy
12/01/19 3:22:05 AM
#386:


DrizztLink posted...
"...and that's how we found him, officer. Sitting at the table, face-down in a half-eaten possum he microwaved, smelling like pure vodka."


Lmao. Decent way to go tbh.

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JimCarrysToe
12/01/19 8:37:17 AM
#387:


Hello from the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!

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a-c-a-b
12/01/19 12:36:59 PM
#388:


DrizztLink posted...
"...and that's how we found him, officer. Sitting at the table, face-down in a half-eaten possum he microwaved, smelling like pure vodka."

Nice. At least I got to enjoy half of my possum.

When I actually do die, I want my obituary to be very detailed in describing how I died. None of this vague shit like "passed away suddenly".
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JimCarrysToe
12/01/19 2:38:26 PM
#389:


a-c-a-b posted...
Nice. At least I got to enjoy half of my possum.

When I actually do die, I want my obituary to be very detailed in describing how I died. None of this vague shit like "passed away suddenly".
I want mine to say I died fucking myself with a ketchup bottle, regardless of how I actually died.

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a-c-a-b
12/01/19 2:53:28 PM
#390:


JimCarrysToe posted...
a-c-a-b posted...
Nice. At least I got to enjoy half of my possum.

When I actually do die, I want my obituary to be very detailed in describing how I died. None of this vague shit like "passed away suddenly".
I want mine to say I died fucking myself with a ketchup bottle, regardless of how I actually died.

She died the way she lived. RIP
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a-c-a-b
12/01/19 2:53:57 PM
#391:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QaeXl-J0xk
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JimCarrysToe
12/01/19 3:03:45 PM
#392:


First part of the chorus is how I'm feeling right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cffui_Os9RE

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DrizztLink
12/01/19 5:24:09 PM
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MabusIncarnate
12/01/19 5:38:53 PM
#394:


DrizztLink posted...
Welp, almost definitely getting ghosted.
What the heck man, why? Does this happen a lot?


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DrizztLink
12/01/19 5:41:42 PM
#395:


I really don't know.

I don't frequently ask people out in person.

Getting ghosted on an app is one thing, who gives a fuck.

She gave me her number without me asking, had to assume there was some level of interest there.

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MabusIncarnate
12/01/19 6:06:00 PM
#396:


DrizztLink posted...
I really don't know.

I don't frequently ask people out in person.

Getting ghosted on an app is one thing, who gives a fuck.

She gave me her number without me asking, had to assume there was some level of interest there.
You would think so, that sucks man I hate it for you. She's not worth your time though if this is how it turned out. You can do better.

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JimCarrysToe
12/01/19 6:24:30 PM
#397:


Binging all the weird stuff in a can vids from this dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BoEmm4_lAI

Strangely making me hungry, but that might be from not eating all day and most of yesterday.

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Nutcase_Johnny
12/01/19 8:13:30 PM
#398:


DrizztLink posted...
I really don't know.

I don't frequently ask people out in person.

Getting ghosted on an app is one thing, who gives a fuck.

She gave me her number without me asking, had to assume there was some level of interest there.


I know where you live and I know where my ex lives. It's probably her and she's a whore. Does she have big tits to confirm?
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DrizztLink
12/01/19 8:24:34 PM
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JimCarrysToe
12/01/19 8:43:12 PM
#400:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D05y352SZkc

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