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inloveanddeath0
11/29/19 2:09:11 AM
#251:


My personality isn't good so I have to rely on others odd things I guess

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inloveanddeath0
11/29/19 2:10:01 AM
#252:


I'm not Duncan level though. I had sex when I was 15 lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/29/19 2:10:07 AM
#253:


inloveanddeath0 posted...
I have a bad not wanting to die alone syndrome. I generally just settle for whatever


We all die alone bud. You gotta minimize the bullshit in between.
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inloveanddeath0
11/29/19 2:11:14 AM
#254:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
We all die alone bud. You gotta minimize the bullshit in between.
I wish it were that easy because if I didn't destroy my body the past 8 years I would have a better off life

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MabusIncarnate
11/29/19 2:12:19 AM
#255:


Yeah man, you gotta drive forward. The only good decisions in my life I made were the ones where I took big risks and it paid off. Gtfo of that miserable shit you are in, find someone better. Be more confident in yourself, you aren't an asshole. There's a lot around here, but you aren't one.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/29/19 2:12:25 AM
#256:


inloveanddeath0 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
We all die alone bud. You gotta minimize the bullshit in between.
I wish it were that easy because if I didn't destroy my body the past 8 years I would have a better off life


You got fat and she looked elsewhere? Is that it? Not a poblem.
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inloveanddeath0
11/29/19 2:12:37 AM
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inloveanddeath0
11/29/19 2:12:55 AM
#258:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You got fat and she looked elsewhere? Is that it? Not a poblem.
Nah

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/29/19 2:13:34 AM
#259:


inloveanddeath0 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You got fat and she looked elsewhere? Is that it? Not a poblem.
Nah


She got fat and you can't deal with it? that's not love.
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inloveanddeath0
11/29/19 2:14:32 AM
#260:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
She got fat and you can't deal with it? that's not love.
Are you talkimg about my high school relationship?

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MabusIncarnate
11/29/19 2:14:33 AM
#261:


inloveanddeath0 posted...
https://youtu.be/f5_xUlC3f_k
Be honest, is that you? Is that your cover band?

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inloveanddeath0
11/29/19 2:14:57 AM
#262:


She was thick to begin with

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inloveanddeath0
11/29/19 2:16:04 AM
#263:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Be honest, is that you? Is that your cover band?
It's a band

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/29/19 2:16:07 AM
#264:


inloveanddeath0 posted...
She was thick to begin with


So bone her. What's the problem?
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MabusIncarnate
11/29/19 2:16:38 AM
#265:


inloveanddeath0 posted...
It's a band
Oh shit it is your band.

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inloveanddeath0
11/29/19 2:20:30 AM
#266:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Oh shit it is your band.
Hell yeah
https://youtu.be/iTGSedQDXbQ

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inloveanddeath0
11/29/19 2:21:50 AM
#267:


They're literally taking down videos for shit reasons

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MabusIncarnate
11/29/19 2:22:11 AM
#268:


https://youtu.be/c10pfUlX84k

NHL fight of the week, a one sided decision outta Anders Lee

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/29/19 2:58:20 AM
#269:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZK0UL5r3FU
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/29/19 3:02:44 AM
#270:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEgpcgO4Hvk
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Foppe
11/29/19 3:04:19 AM
#271:


https://youtu.be/W5JqB6e5QwU

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JimCarrysToe
11/29/19 3:36:12 AM
#272:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65CFesU4KVQ

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JimCarrysToe
11/29/19 3:39:21 AM
#273:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDGYZ5Lcxbk

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a-c-a-b
11/29/19 10:18:55 AM
#274:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@CanuckCowboy

JCT found a kick ass shit book for you

https://tinyurl.com/w4zm9ej

She looks like she's about to let one rip right in the cat's face.
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a-c-a-b
11/29/19 5:25:37 PM
#275:


Let's get drunk, mother fuckers!!!



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BlazinBlue88
11/29/19 7:54:00 PM
#276:


Digging into a 12 bottle box my wife and I bought yesterday.
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MabusIncarnate
11/29/19 9:09:12 PM
#277:


@CanuckCowboy It's right here bro

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CanuckCowboy
11/29/19 9:10:08 PM
#278:


Wtf. Lol. I swear it told me this topic was closed. I dont get it. Thanks.

What the hell topic did i type so much in that was closed? Im not that drunk yet. I swear.

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MabusIncarnate
11/29/19 9:10:41 PM
#279:


These are mad times, I tell you! MAD TIMES!

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CanuckCowboy
11/29/19 9:11:55 PM
#280:


MabusIncarnate posted...
These are mad times, I tell you! MAD TIMES!


Its a mad mad world.

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CanuckCowboy
11/29/19 9:16:13 PM
#281:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@CanuckCowboy

JCT found a kick ass shit book for you

https://tinyurl.com/w4zm9ej


Holy shit. That cat looks too much like walter. If i know walter and all cats that look like him i have to believe that cat is about to murder her just cause... cause... I dunno. Walter wouldnt play that shit though.

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MabusIncarnate
11/29/19 10:20:41 PM
#282:


God dammit I'm reading back and seeing I make a dipshit outta myself last night, my bad. We had beer, wine, champagne and schnapps, I went hard. Been a minute since I was barbie girl Paula Abdul drunk.

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Tyrannosaurus
11/29/19 10:20:43 PM
#283:


Happy Friday you degenerate alcoholics. What are we drinking?

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a-c-a-b
11/29/19 10:20:49 PM
#284:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3K_us38CSE
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CanuckCowboy
11/29/19 10:28:30 PM
#285:


https://youtu.be/3TVga9nRJ4M

Im probly listening to fred eaglesmith all night. This isnt his best song by any means but youtube decided to play it for me and now Im all about all his great shit. Like hows ernie. Hows ernie is the most relatable song ever.

Also i was once lucky enough to interview fred and he was up on the coquihalla with no cell signal and it was back when apparently there were phone booths out there and he stood in the snow and did a ten minute interview so he is a fucking hero.

Also i never saw him live but my uncle did and this was before the gang colours law was in bc, so a buncha nomads were there, and fred spent a good minute between every song ridiculing the angels table the whole night.

Balls like a tank.

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MabusIncarnate
11/29/19 10:29:26 PM
#286:


I'm back to tequila and pumpkin beer

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Bering-Sea-Gold
11/30/19 12:42:13 AM
#287:


ah yea, I needed that shot
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a-c-a-b
11/30/19 12:46:58 AM
#288:


I'm pretty drunk. I keep thinking that today was Saturday for some reason.
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JimCarrysToe
11/30/19 2:17:54 AM
#289:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZgdaq6DN0I

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Bering-Sea-Gold
11/30/19 2:21:03 AM
#290:


https://youtu.be/refCJcJJZso

the bass player and blonde backup sure 'grew up'
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TreyFlowers
11/30/19 2:26:49 AM
#291:


About to head to the bar again. Currently don't have any Colombian marching powder but I'm on the hunt
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gnomefromnome
11/30/19 2:37:01 AM
#292:


I'ma try Jim Beam with that Cinnamon Coke

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TreyFlowers
11/30/19 5:45:16 AM
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a-c-a-b
11/30/19 12:41:43 PM
#294:


Nothing quite like a spicy caesar to start your day off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap56pbgv_xo
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Pepys Monster
11/30/19 3:45:17 PM
#295:


Last night, I had two white claws, my meds, a vodka sprite, a jack and coke, and then 4 shots of vodka. This morning, I had 2 shots to get my day started. I feel like shit. lol
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CanuckCowboy
11/30/19 4:48:40 PM
#296:


a-c-a-b posted...
Nothing quite like a spicy caesar to start your day off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap56pbgv_xo


ya cant see a caeser and not want a caeser. I can't even find a clip of that specific scene. Fuck you internet

also my buddy stopped by with a 40 of crown last night. and I woke up wondering why i felt like I drank so much... took me a good 5 minutes to remember buddy came over. If i didnt see the shot glasses id probly still be confused.

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JimCarrysToe
11/30/19 7:29:27 PM
#297:


Goddamnit I'm sick again, and this time it feels like a normal cold. ):<

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MabusIncarnate
11/30/19 8:15:09 PM
#298:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Goddamnit I'm sick again, and this time it feels like a normal cold. ):<
Rock and rye will do the trick. Take 5 shots and call me in the morning.

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a-c-a-b
11/30/19 8:19:17 PM
#299:


The only good thing about a cold is when you wake up in the morning and your nose is full of crusty boogers. Those make for some of the best pickin'.
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DrizztLink
11/30/19 8:48:52 PM
#300:


I'm afraid I'm getting ghosted for my date on Sunday.

Either that or my brain is fucking with me again.

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