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CanuckCowboy
11/27/19 9:17:58 PM
#101:


Conjoined and siamese is the same thing but thinking on it shit im clearly using a dated term.

Also i feel like thats at least an electric chainsaw or a sawz all job.

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Tyrannosaurus
11/27/19 9:19:29 PM
#102:


Whos stuck together?

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/27/19 9:35:52 PM
#103:


Tyrannosaurus posted...
Whos stuck together?


I've seen two dogs get stuck together fucking.
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Nutcase_Johnny
11/27/19 9:38:17 PM
#104:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA6HLVWVlZA
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JimCarrysToe
11/27/19 9:45:06 PM
#105:


Nutcase_Johnny posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA6HLVWVlZA
Holy wtf

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CanuckCowboy
11/27/19 9:46:00 PM
#106:


What in the fuck. Im too vanilla to grasp that arrangement.

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MabusIncarnate
11/27/19 9:47:51 PM
#107:


It's conversations like these that keep me coming back to this thread.

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Tyrannosaurus
11/27/19 9:50:09 PM
#108:


Stop with those dumbass dogs

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JimCarrysToe
11/27/19 9:52:50 PM
#109:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Yirlo6WSU

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Tyrannosaurus
11/27/19 10:03:51 PM
#110:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Yirlo6WSU
Me when trying to hold a dance while drunk

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Tyrannosaurus
11/27/19 10:06:13 PM
#111:


Fuck it if Im normie
https://youtu.be/eQkSArQxYJg

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CanuckCowboy
11/27/19 10:22:50 PM
#112:


I just spent several minutes debating getting more beer because it required putting on actual pants and shoes.

I talked myself into it though.

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/27/19 10:29:25 PM
#113:


I think the sneaker chicken is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8t1ZwTnpJc
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Nutcase_Johnny
11/27/19 10:30:09 PM
#114:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I just spent several minutes debating getting more beer because it required putting on actual pants and shoes.

I talked myself into it though.


Good man. Sometimes you just gotta get more beer. The liquor always wins.
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CanuckCowboy
11/27/19 10:43:28 PM
#115:


Nutcase_Johnny posted...
Good man. Sometimes you just gotta get more beer. The liquor always wins.


The best part is the girl at the store was objectively way more fucked up than me. I love this literal half a red light town.

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MabusIncarnate
11/27/19 10:48:18 PM
#116:


Watching this Nick Cage movie called Mandy it's fucked so far.

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CanuckCowboy
11/27/19 10:54:08 PM
#117:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Watching this Nick Cage movie called Mandy it's fucked so far.


oh dude i totally watched that i think. I feel vaguely disturbed upon being reminded of it but also remember nothing about it.

It was like a korean movie or something want it?

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Machete
11/27/19 10:54:09 PM
#118:


CanuckCowboy posted...


@Machete

different topic but for you: Walter is legitimately fucked right up off his nip and chicken breast.

https://files.catbox.moe/6nfscj.MOV


Oh shit

(note: I had no idea I was tagged here and I actually have tags shut off but I saw the topic just now and clicked on the most recent page I had viewed and saw this picture and immediate said "oh shit" out loud to myself with every intention to post "oh shit" but then I happened to scroll down and see my name and a tag and context. If there were to be any reason for me not to consider Walter to be my personal spirit animal... it would be that I would hesitate given that you have first dibs on Walter for spirit animal and I don't want to step on your toes >_>)
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CanuckCowboy
11/27/19 11:00:58 PM
#119:


Machete posted...
Oh shit

(note: I had no idea I was tagged here and I actually have tags shut off but I saw the topic just now and clicked on the most recent page I had viewed and saw this picture and immediate said "oh shit" out loud to myself with every intention to post "oh shit" but then I happened to scroll down and see my name and a tag and context. If there were to be any reason for me not to consider Walter to be my personal spirit animal... it would be that I would hesitate given that you have first dibs on Walter for spirit animal and I don't want to step on your toes >_>)


He can be everyone who wants its spirit animal! He's just bigger than us. Lol.

Im struggling just to not gush over the walter praise. I love that little dude so much that i also automatically love anything even remotely good anyone has to say about him.

Meanwhile that really get walter (read this as the dude) are obviously the best fucking people.

Im biased but for real hes p great.

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MabusIncarnate
11/27/19 11:03:40 PM
#120:


CanuckCowboy posted...
oh dude i totally watched that i think. I feel vaguely disturbed upon being reminded of it but also remember nothing about it.

It was like a korean movie or something want it?
It's like a movie about an evil cult and these weird Mad Max kind of road warrior creatures/people. It's shot in a lot of reds and blues, and feels like it was shot in the 70's. It's really strange, like real strange. Has great reviews and my friend suggested it.

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CanuckCowboy
11/27/19 11:06:45 PM
#121:


MabusIncarnate posted...
It's like a movie about an evil cult and these weird Mad Max kind of road warrior creatures/people. It's shot in a lot of reds and blues, and feels like it was shot in the 70's. It's really strange, like real strange. Has great reviews and my friend suggested it.


Fuck yeah man..... I definitely saw that and it stuck with me but apparently only subconsciously. It was fucked up is my only memory really. I gotta rewatch it.

I totally remember watching it but dont remember anything about it. Does that even make sense?

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MabusIncarnate
11/27/19 11:07:25 PM
#122:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Fuck yeah man..... I definitely saw that and it stuck with me but apparently only subconsciously. It was fucked up is my only memory really. I gotta rewatch it.

I totally remember watching it but dont remember anything about it. Does that even make sense?
Yeah for sure, I know where you are coming from. I think this is gonna turn out like a fucked up John Wick on acid.

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Machete
11/27/19 11:14:20 PM
#123:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Machete posted...
Oh shit

(note: I had no idea I was tagged here and I actually have tags shut off but I saw the topic just now and clicked on the most recent page I had viewed and saw this picture and immediate said "oh shit" out loud to myself with every intention to post "oh shit" but then I happened to scroll down and see my name and a tag and context. If there were to be any reason for me not to consider Walter to be my personal spirit animal... it would be that I would hesitate given that you have first dibs on Walter for spirit animal and I don't want to step on your toes >_>)


He can be everyone who wants its spirit animal! He's just bigger than us. Lol.

Im struggling just to not gush over the walter praise. I love that little dude so much that i also automatically love anything even remotely good anyone has to say about him.

Meanwhile that really get walter (read this as the dude) are obviously the best fucking people.

Im biased but for real hes p great.


I'm very much a cat person and I appreciate even the most shit-behaved cats. A former coworker and roommate moved his bitch girlfriend in with us (caused massive shit with me and even moreso with our other roommate). She had a crazy like literally insane mentally ill calico that would go from purring and loving being pet to hissing and running away over literally nothing at all, but one time I was eating an Italian sub and that cat sniffed it (I let her) and then hooked just one finger-claw on a piece of salami and pulled it off my sandwich right in front of me as I was watching. I laughed out loud and let her have it because I appreciated the brazenness, like "You have got some fucking nerve doing that... but I respect nerve." Walter has that same look in his eyes lol. Also reminds me of my boss' cat who scratched the fuck outta my hand even after I gave him a few nibbles of pizza :P

There's something really personally identifiable there lol, like "I'm a pain in the ass but I deserve to appreciated for it."
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CanuckCowboy
11/27/19 11:21:59 PM
#124:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Yeah for sure, I know where you are coming from. I think this is gonna turn out like a fucked up John Wick on acid.


That seems like a great take from my muddled memory.

Machete posted...
I'm very much a cat person and I appreciate even the most shit-behaved cats. A former coworker and roommate moved his bitch girlfriend in with us (caused massive shit with me and even moreso with our other roommate). She had a crazy like literally insane mentally ill calico that would go from purring and loving being pet to hissing and running away over literally nothing at all, but one time I was eating an Italian sub and that cat sniffed it (I let her) and then hooked just one finger-claw on a piece of salami and pulled it off my sandwich right in front of me as I was watching. I laughed out loud and let her have it because I appreciated the brazenness, like "You have got some fucking nerve doing that... but I respect nerve." Walter has that same look in his eyes lol. Also reminds me of my boss' cat who scratched the fuck outta my hand even after I gave him a few nibbles of pizza :P

There's something really personally identifiable there lol, like "I'm a pain in the ass but I deserve to appreciated for it."

Awww man. Growing up we had this silver
tabby who loved my dad but hated my cat. My cat shiloh was the original cat but it was one of the only times Im aware of where the new kitten took over. That cat was cute as balls and mean as shit to me and my cat. But she was just so tiny and mean i have to respect her retroactively.


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Nutcase_Johnny
11/27/19 11:22:05 PM
#125:


That's how Calico's are. I have female calico and she's double the bitch. Outta no where she's just cool as fuck.
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CanuckCowboy
11/27/19 11:27:15 PM
#126:


Nutcase_Johnny posted...
That's how Calico's are. I have female calico and she's double the bitch. Outta no where she's just cool as fuck.


Cats are so fucking amazing.

I need to get walter associating with more cats. My mom is over protective of her cats but when i house sat i brought the young walter around and him and her maine coon got on great but as soon as her other pissy but sweet as hell cat came around she started the attack and i hadda get walter out before i had to lie to my mom about how her oldest cat got hurt outside by some random stray dick cat.


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JimCarrysToe
11/27/19 11:37:43 PM
#127:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0JccSNcyV4

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CanuckCowboy
11/27/19 11:40:34 PM
#128:


Wait what happened to flock if seagulls or whatever im so confused.

Also lol stupid kid.

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Deadpool_18
11/27/19 11:41:36 PM
#129:


Holy goddamn Im drunk playing GameCube while listening to sellouts on YouTube advertise their own paid ads.

Whats in my fridge?
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CanuckCowboy
11/27/19 11:47:37 PM
#130:


I

omg i laughed so hard caught the middle
of a sneeze. Holy shit im stoned but this is fuckin hilarious

its like hes transforming into a human cat orc hybrid.

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9I
11/27/19 11:51:09 PM
#131:


I'ma bout to open a Heiney

and a little bit of Jim Beam n Coke

You know what...I'll try the Jim Beam with the Cinnamon Coke...

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/27/19 11:51:57 PM
#132:


9I posted...
I'ma bout to open a Heiney

and a little bit of Jim Beam n Coke

You know what...I'll try the Jim Beam with the Cinnamon Coke...


Cinnamon coke.... I forgot about that stuff. Might go good with rum.
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MabusIncarnate
11/27/19 11:52:43 PM
#133:


That's awesome, it's tough to catch a cat mid sneeze or yawn

Two bros just fought with chainsaws, I was on the fence about this movie until then. That was sick.

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/27/19 11:53:29 PM
#134:


speaking of cinnamon and to stay inline with Canucks request for Ricky quotes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55tkEnT9JE
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Nutcase_Johnny
11/27/19 11:55:04 PM
#135:


@JimCarrysToe you gettin all this fuckin rain? A few degrees colder and we'd be having a snow storm here.
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Deadpool_18
11/27/19 11:56:15 PM
#136:


What the fuck @ the dog porn
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Nutcase_Johnny
11/28/19 12:01:34 AM
#137:


Youtube doesn't allow dog porn. Therefore it was not dog porn.
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CanuckCowboy
11/28/19 12:12:49 AM
#138:


Nutcase_Johnny posted...
speaking of cinnamon and to stay inline with Canucks request for Ricky quotes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55tkEnT9JE


fuckin 10/10.


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JimCarrysToe
11/28/19 12:30:35 AM
#139:


Nutcase_Johnny posted...
@JimCarrysToe you gettin all this fuckin rain? A few degrees colder and we'd be having a snow storm here.
Yea, cats wanted to go outside but instantly changed their mind when they saw it lol.

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/28/19 12:46:29 AM
#140:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Nutcase_Johnny posted...
@JimCarrysToe you gettin all this fuckin rain? A few degrees colder and we'd be having a snow storm here.
Yea, cats wanted to go outside but instantly changed their mind when they saw it lol.


If the cats cross over into Mexico do they need a passport to get back?
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Nutcase_Johnny
11/28/19 2:23:48 AM
#141:


Well i'm fuckin gettin hammered still and it's pissin rain so this adds up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmTiK9jp970
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JimCarrysToe
11/28/19 2:26:09 AM
#142:


I unironically love this song and have been listening to it again on repeat for an hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaKDOYTZbJg

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MabusIncarnate
11/28/19 2:27:12 AM
#143:


I'm drunk AF right now trolling kids in NHL drop ins

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/28/19 2:29:36 AM
#144:


That's gross listen to this all night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI8P6ZSHSvE
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Nutcase_Johnny
11/28/19 2:32:05 AM
#145:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm drunk AF right now trolling kids in NHL drop ins


Mabus is hanging around kids and Johnny is putting on dog porn! WHOOO!!O!

JCT IS listening to Smashmouth so I dunno. Maybe we are fucked.
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Nutcase_Johnny
11/28/19 2:50:04 AM
#146:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuiOsslhe-A
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Nutcase_Johnny
11/28/19 3:45:48 AM
#147:


Deadpool_18 posted...
What the fuck @ the dog porn


You're an idiot and I would LOVE to bash your fucking head into a coffee table.
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Nutcase_Johnny
11/28/19 4:18:44 PM
#148:


Time to break out the Wild Turkey and go all Jim Lahey.
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JimCarrysToe
11/28/19 5:25:01 PM
#149:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DNBKKc8s0k

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Tyrannosaurus
11/28/19 5:29:37 PM
#150:


Food was good, getting fucked up playing Irish poker now.

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