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Nutcase_Johnny
11/26/19 10:30:38 PM
#51:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEAAybU5dBA
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MabusIncarnate
11/26/19 10:31:54 PM
#52:


That's a top tier Walter pic

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CanuckCowboy
11/26/19 10:34:20 PM
#53:


You know what a shit barometer is bubbles?

https://youtu.be/OQufxG1GcAk

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/26/19 10:34:42 PM
#54:


MabusIncarnate posted...
That's a top tier Walter pic


Walter is the kinda cat that's always planning 15 steps ahead. You can see it in his eyes.
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CanuckCowboy
11/26/19 10:36:26 PM
#55:


MabusIncarnate posted...
That's a top tier Walter pic


I feel a little bad tbh cause hes been getting into the nip but I used it on his chicken and he is genuinely fucked up. But hes havin a time too.

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CanuckCowboy
11/26/19 10:42:15 PM
#56:


Nutcase_Johnny posted...
Walter is the kinda cat that's always planning 15 steps ahead. You can see it in his eyes.


He owns me. Hes as much of a total dick as i was to my (single) father when I grew up. Except hes way smarter and better at his manipulations.

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MabusIncarnate
11/26/19 10:46:20 PM
#57:


I have a nice 5 inch scratch from my chin to my ear from clipping the cat's nails last night, she wasn't having it.

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/26/19 10:46:33 PM
#58:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Nutcase_Johnny posted...
Walter is the kinda cat that's always planning 15 steps ahead. You can see it in his eyes.


He owns me. Hes as much of a total dick as i was to my (single) father when I grew up. Except hes way smarter and better at his manipulations.


My cat is like that. She'll walk on me to wake me up at 5am. I mean WALK on me back and forth. I can't throw her out because the second I close the door and lie down again, she'll start scratching the shit out of the door. If he throw her outside she'll rip my screen window out again. She already did that once going after the neighbor cat. I've never had a cat JUMP through a window to get after a cat but she did it without thinking twice.
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DrizztLink
11/26/19 10:47:07 PM
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MabusIncarnate
11/26/19 10:48:06 PM
#60:


Nutcase_Johnny posted...
My cat is like that. She'll walk on me to wake me up at 5am. I mean WALK on me back and forth. I can't throw her out because the second I close the door and lie down again, she'll start scratching the shit out of the door. If he throw her outside she'll rip my screen window out again. She already did that once going after the neighbor cat. I've never had a cat JUMP through a window to get after a cat but she did it without thinking twice.
Mine does the same exact thing, I sleep on my side and she walks up and down from my hip to my shoulder. If I toss her out and close the door, she puts her paw under the door and pulls on it to make it bang over and over. I usually give her a spoon of tuna and toss out some catnip and let her fight with the new cat.

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MabusIncarnate
11/26/19 10:49:00 PM
#61:


DrizztLink posted...
I still do not have BL3.

I have negative money.
I need to finish it, Fallen Order came out and i've been hooked on this game since.

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/26/19 10:50:08 PM
#62:


DrizztLink posted...
I still do not have BL3.

I have negative money.


That's cuz you live in New Mexico. It's a shit state. I only like it for the open space. They can't even pave the roads properly here. I can't WAIT until I get pulled over for passing in a no pass lane. "HEY OFFICER THERE IS NO FUCKING LINES ON THE ROAD"
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PatrickMahomes
11/26/19 10:52:46 PM
#63:


I love thanksgiving, drinking and eating all week while neglecting work is the absolute best.

Happy thanksgiving fam
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MabusIncarnate
11/26/19 10:53:39 PM
#64:


PatrickMahomes posted...
I love thanksgiving, drinking and eating all week while neglecting work is the absolute best.

Happy thanksgiving fam
You too man, looking forward to a lot of food, beer, and football

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inloveanddeath0
11/26/19 10:55:25 PM
#65:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I need to finish it, Fallen Order came out and i've been hooked on this game since.
Im on Eden 6 but I haven't played in about 2 weeks. Just have other stuff to do

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CanuckCowboy
11/26/19 10:56:23 PM
#66:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Mine does the same exact thing, I sleep on my side and she walks up and down from my hip to my shoulder. If I toss her out and close the door, she puts her paw under the door and pulls on it to make it bang over and over. I usually give her a spoon of tuna and toss out some catnip and let her fight with the new cat.


Hahahaha. These ring so true. Walters wake me up thing is literally just jabbing at
my eyelids claws in and if i tolerate that and go back to sleep he jumps off my one aide table onto my head. Then if I toss him out he either starts trying to sproing the door stop or else just ducking body slams my bedroom door over and over.

Theres not a lot you can do about that.

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JimCarrysToe
11/26/19 10:57:14 PM
#67:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fYfWdaL4b4

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CanuckCowboy
11/26/19 11:00:36 PM
#68:


JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fYfWdaL4b4


I spend most of my time trying to figure out how to make life pass me by! Suck it scary robot voice lady.

Although she has a point maybe. Thats why i do dumb shit. Sure it might be not the best in the moment but youll remember it.

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/26/19 11:01:34 PM
#69:


I was seconds away from asking where she was and got side tracked by that video without looking at hte poster. Knew right away.
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JimCarrysToe
11/26/19 11:05:34 PM
#70:


CanuckCowboy posted...
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You spelled my name wrong ):

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CanuckCowboy
11/26/19 11:07:38 PM
#71:


Oh shit. Will fix. Many sorries

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/26/19 11:15:02 PM
#72:


My ex sent me this song and said "reminded me of you"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmJEmjXXznc
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DrizztLink
11/26/19 11:18:50 PM
#73:


Nutcase_Johnny posted...
That's cuz you live in New Mexico. It's a shit state. I only like it for the open space. They can't even pave the roads properly here. I can't WAIT until I get pulled over for passing in a no pass lane. "HEY OFFICER THERE IS NO FUCKING LINES ON THE ROAD"
I have no money but I do have a date with a Hawaiian barista Sunday, so I've got that going for me.

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/26/19 11:19:43 PM
#74:


DrizztLink posted...
Nutcase_Johnny posted...
That's cuz you live in New Mexico. It's a shit state. I only like it for the open space. They can't even pave the roads properly here. I can't WAIT until I get pulled over for passing in a no pass lane. "HEY OFFICER THERE IS NO FUCKING LINES ON THE ROAD"
I have no money but I do have a date with a Hawaiian barista Sunday, so I've got that going for me.


How the fuck you get a Hawaiian chick in NM? We go THERE they don't come here. Especially in November.
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MabusIncarnate
11/26/19 11:24:03 PM
#75:


Heck yeah Drizz, slay and then make her buy you Borderlands 3

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DrizztLink
11/26/19 11:32:24 PM
#76:


I honestly have no idea.

Saving that story for first-date talking points.

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JimCarrysToe
11/27/19 12:13:32 AM
#77:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er6Nf6GlIwQ

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DrizztLink
11/27/19 12:47:51 AM
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Nutcase_Johnny
11/27/19 12:51:53 AM
#79:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5sIspLfmXM
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Nutcase_Johnny
11/27/19 12:55:55 AM
#80:


I'd like to take it down a notch for a second

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1j_AqqaMSE
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inloveanddeath0
11/27/19 12:59:13 AM
#81:


Nutcase_Johnny posted...
I'd like to take it down a notch for a second

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1j_AqqaMSE


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MabusIncarnate
11/27/19 1:06:44 AM
#82:


https://youtu.be/tMqfNzaOf10

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/27/19 1:06:52 AM
#83:


@MabusIncarnate This is for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDu20qvYHIs
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MabusIncarnate
11/27/19 1:10:13 AM
#84:


Oh fuck, they call them suicide passes in the NHL. This is a good compilation.

https://youtu.be/mQ6Vonm4Qnw

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MabusIncarnate
11/27/19 1:18:44 AM
#85:


At the 5 minute mark, I don't know what's more mind blowing, the hit or the fact that the Jets have 56 points on the board.

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inloveanddeath0
11/27/19 1:19:24 AM
#86:


MabusIncarnate posted...
At the 5 minute mark, I don't know what's more mind blowing, the hit or the fact that the Jets have 56 points on the board.
The NY Jets? Are you sure?

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/27/19 1:19:38 AM
#87:


MabusIncarnate posted...
At the 5 minute mark, I don't know what's more mind blowing, the hit or the fact that the Jets have 56 points on the board.


It's ok. That hit was so hard none of us remember it.
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JimCarrysToe
11/27/19 2:06:49 AM
#88:


Nutcase_Johnny posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5sIspLfmXM
.... you ok johnny? This seems more like something I'd post... I think I've rubbed off on you too much, if you start dreaming of selling cantaloupes in a mall to buy prototype 2 only to have an argument with the cashier at the next store over because pages from the case are ripped out and it was apparently his fault for some reason making you so unimaginably angry you become a sun and fight the original sun for dominos and have sex with a turian....

Get help. Or hotdogs. Probably help.

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DrizztLink
11/27/19 2:07:52 AM
#89:


JimCarrysToe posted...
have sex with a turian....
Do not...

*ahem*

Ingest

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MabusIncarnate
11/27/19 2:09:33 AM
#90:


https://youtu.be/4WoxLk2g4-w

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JimCarrysToe
11/27/19 2:10:10 AM
#91:


DrizztLink posted...
Do not...

*ahem*

Ingest
*instructions unclear, ingested drell*

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MabusIncarnate
11/27/19 2:10:52 AM
#92:


Spit it out SPIT IT OUT!

Stop eating stuff off the floor. We talked about this.

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DrizztLink
11/27/19 2:11:25 AM
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JimCarrysToe
11/27/19 2:14:37 AM
#94:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Spit it out SPIT IT OUT!

Stop eating stuff off the floor. We talked about this.
SPITTERS ARE QUITERS! ALSO HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS LIKE ZOOOOOM IN AND OUT AND SHIT CLICK IT AND ZOOOOOM

https://i.redd.it/boy6kux6y0y31.png

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/27/19 2:34:28 AM
#95:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Nutcase_Johnny posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5sIspLfmXM
.... you ok johnny? This seems more like something I'd post... I think I've rubbed off on you too much, if you start dreaming of selling cantaloupes in a mall to buy prototype 2 only to have an argument with the cashier at the next store over because pages from the case are ripped out and it was apparently his fault for some reason making you so unimaginably angry you become a sun and fight the original sun for dominos and have sex with a turian....

Get help. Or hotdogs. Probably help.


I beg to differ here sunshine. I rubbed off on you. I'll get help with hot dogs but I won't do either or.
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Tyrannosaurus
11/27/19 8:36:16 PM
#96:


Huh?

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CanuckCowboy
11/27/19 8:52:07 PM
#97:


I think johnny and jim should get custom made clothing and pretend to be siamese twins and get famous and rich just interacting with each other as siamese twins until the day it inevitably falls apart and they get exposed.

Be a helluva ride. Wait i dont think Siamese twins can be different genders. Okay one of you also has to claim to have done reassignment surgery. That just adds to the story anyways. Could be a first among siamese twins.


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Nutcase_Johnny
11/27/19 8:55:56 PM
#98:


She started it. As always.
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CanuckCowboy
11/27/19 9:06:48 PM
#99:


How long do you guys think you could last stuck together? I bet in 6 months you could get a reality show deal and stand up comedy money.

I dont watch reality tv but i would 100% watch one of you guys as siamese twins. Especially if i was on the inside and knew it waa fake.

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Nutcase_Johnny
11/27/19 9:10:08 PM
#100:


Stuck together? We'd be conjoined twins. And I promise day one i'm dragging her to home depot for a hacksaw.
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