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God_Of_Entirety 11/16/19 12:59:47 PM #1:	Woukd you? I would let the dog murder me I would beat the shit out of a dog Woukd you? - Results (3 votes) I would let the dog murder me 0% (0 votes) 0 I would beat the shit out of a dog 100% (3 votes) 3 . --- https://imgur.com/6sZfSDo ~ Choose not a life of imitation TRICKFINGER <cite>God_Of_Entirety posted [p:930222405] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote> Woukd you? I would let the dog murder me I would beat the shit out of a dog Vote View Results Woukd you? - Results (3 votes) I would let the dog murder me 0% (0 votes) 0 I would beat the shit out of a dog 100% (3 votes) 3 Show Voting Form .</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 11/16/19 1:08:44 PM #2:	My plan is wait for it to come straight at me and give a swift kick to the jaw. Back up and repeat. --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:930222769] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>My plan is wait for it to come straight at me and give a swift kick to the jaw. Back up and repeat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 11/16/19 1:09:39 PM #3:	I practiced those CoD QTE's for a reason after all --- https://imgur.com/6cPXvLN https://imgur.com/hVC4i6j <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:930222807] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>I practiced those CoD QTE's for a reason after all </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 11/16/19 1:09:49 PM #4:	If it grab me, I guess Id shove my fingers in its eyes and nostrils. Try to rip it's face apart --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:930222813] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>If it grab me, I guess Id shove my fingers in its eyes and nostrils. Try to rip it's face apart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 11/16/19 1:10:43 PM #5:	Lost_All_Senses posted... My plan is wait for it to come straight at me and give a swift kick to the jaw. Back up and repeat. Sweep the leg. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:930222855] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>My plan is wait for it to come straight at me and give a swift kick to the jaw. Back up and repeat. </quote> Sweep the leg.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 11/16/19 1:13:38 PM #6:	XxKrazyChaosxX posted... Sweep the leg. If I sweep the leg, isn't his head in position to latch onto my upper leg? --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:930222979] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>XxKrazyChaosxX posted... </cite> <quote>Sweep the leg.</quote> If I sweep the leg, isn't his head in position to latch onto my upper leg? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToPoPO 11/16/19 1:16:23 PM #7:	One dog, and depending on the size, I'd just restrain it with one arm around the neck and the other across the body if possible. Otherwise I'd probably kick. <cite>ToPoPO posted [p:930223093] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>One dog, and depending on the size, I'd just restrain it with one arm around the neck and the other across the body if possible. Otherwise I'd probably kick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 11/16/19 1:18:45 PM #8:	ToPoPO posted... One dog, and depending on the size, I'd just restrain it with one arm around the neck and the other across the body if possible. Otherwise I'd probably kick. A lot of dogs can slip out of headlocks. Because their neck and head are the same thickness. I guess I never actually tried to hurt a dog in a headlock tho. I lightly grip and let them get out when playfully wrestling. --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:930223194] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>ToPoPO posted... </cite> <quote>One dog, and depending on the size, I'd just restrain it with one arm around the neck and the other across the body if possible. Otherwise I'd probably kick.</quote> A lot of dogs can slip out of headlocks. Because their neck and head are the same thickness. I guess I never actually tried to hurt a dog in a headlock tho. I lightly grip and let them get out when playfully wrestling. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
God_Of_Entirety 11/16/19 1:21:00 PM #9:	Yall woukd get bodied by a rabid pit lol --- https://imgur.com/6sZfSDo ~ Choose not a life of imitation TRICKFINGER <cite>God_Of_Entirety posted [p:930223285] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>Yall woukd get bodied by a rabid pit lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cornmuffins 11/16/19 1:22:51 PM #10:	I'd slice its belly with my katana --- Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please. You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school. <cite>Cornmuffins posted [p:930223378] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>I'd slice its belly with my katana </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 11/16/19 1:24:30 PM #11:	I'd pet the dog and call it a good boy/girl with my final breath. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:930223442] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>I'd pet the dog and call it a good boy/girl with my final breath.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 11/16/19 1:25:40 PM #12:	Depends on the size. If it's a big dog I'll probably attack back with my pocket knife, maybe going for the eyes. --- https://imgur.com/WTmIPt8 <cite>smoke_break posted [p:930223490] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>Depends on the size. If it's a big dog I'll probably attack back with my pocket knife, maybe going for the eyes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToPoPO 11/16/19 1:25:52 PM #13:	God_Of_Entirety posted... Yall woukd get bodied by a rabid pit lol My scenario was depending on the dog. If it's a pit it is no holes barred <cite>ToPoPO posted [p:930223503] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>God_Of_Entirety posted...</cite> <quote>Yall woukd get bodied by a rabid pit lol</quote> My scenario was depending on the dog. If it's a pit it is no holes barred</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
God_Of_Entirety 11/16/19 1:30:32 PM #14:	ToPoPO posted... God_Of_Entirety posted... Yall woukd get bodied by a rabid pit lol My scenario was depending on the dog. If it's a pit it is no holes barred And how much do you weigh lol.. --- https://imgur.com/6sZfSDo ~ Choose not a life of imitation TRICKFINGER <cite>God_Of_Entirety posted [p:930223687] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>ToPoPO posted...</cite> <quote>God_Of_Entirety posted...</cite> <quote> Yall woukd get bodied by a rabid pit lol</quote> My scenario was depending on the dog. If it's a pit it is no holes barred</quote> And how much do you weigh lol..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpriteLimit 11/16/19 1:33:38 PM #15:	I have fought a dog before. My friends dog is a total asshole. He always used to growl and snap at me (and basically everyone else). After a few minutes of being around him he would usually calm down though. One time he bit me and a punched him across the jaw. Since then he never even growls at me. --- https://i.imgtc.com/0pKXxDv.gif <cite>SpriteLimit posted [p:930223830] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>I have fought a dog before. My friends dog is a total asshole. He always used to growl and snap at me (and basically everyone else). After a few minutes of being around him he would usually calm down though. One time he bit me and a punched him across the jaw. Since then he never even growls at me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Christian RULES 11/16/19 1:36:39 PM #16:	I'd show that dog who's the Big Dog and give him a couple Superman punches and finish it with a spear. 1-2-3 belee dat babygirl --- TRUMP 2020 - Keep America Great - Promises Made! Promises Kept! #KAG #MAGA RIP Man Fan - http://youtu.be/M1YbbuV9YOk - https://imgur.com/K1Q7M5r <cite>Christian RULES posted [p:930223944] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>I'd show that dog who's the Big Dog and give him a couple Superman punches and finish it with a spear. 1-2-3 belee dat babygirl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 11/16/19 1:39:49 PM #17:	I would loudly remind anyone who may he watching "THERE ARE NO BAD DOGS ONLY BAD OWNEEEEEEEEEEERS!" --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:930224081] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>I would loudly remind anyone who may he watching "THERE ARE NO BAD DOGS ONLY BAD OWNEEEEEEEEEEERS!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 11/16/19 1:39:54 PM #18:	I'd probably try to keep distance and smash its legs or take it down and stomp or brutalize it however much I could before. That's before even trying to start out running it for the most case. The second it stops after you initially back away and it attacked is when you really book it. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:930224083] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>I'd probably try to keep distance and smash its legs or take it down and stomp or brutalize it however much I could before. That's before even trying to start out running it for the most case. The second it stops after you initially back away and it attacked is when you really book it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 11/16/19 1:43:33 PM #19:	ThyCorndog posted... I practiced those CoD QTE's for a reason after all Counter balance the knife. Quick slash. Retract. Crab.... err.... Pit Battle! Ah! `It broke my knife!` --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:930224231] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>ThyCorndog posted... </cite> <quote>I practiced those CoD QTE's for a reason after all</quote> Counter balance the knife. Quick slash. Retract. Crab.... err.... Pit Battle! Ah! It broke my knife! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 11/16/19 1:43:42 PM #20:	Depends on size of dog. If it's like a corgi or bulldog or something I kick it until it leaves me alone. Otherwise I'm going to run I ain't getting into no fight with some shit like a doberman. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:930224234] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>Depends on size of dog. If it's like a corgi or bulldog or something I kick it until it leaves me alone. Otherwise I'm going to run I ain't getting into no fight with some shit like a doberman. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 11/16/19 1:44:19 PM #21:	What the fuck is this topic? --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif https://i.imgtc.com/YvvIsuz.gif. On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:930224259] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>What the fuck is this topic?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sevihaimerej 11/16/19 1:45:56 PM #22:	I'd just rub its' belly then inject it with parvo --- https://imgtc.com/Y8ojZ3x <cite>sevihaimerej posted [p:930224318] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>I'd just rub its' belly then inject it with parvo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 11/16/19 1:46:55 PM #23:	I just found a dog and fought him. I won --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:930224352] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote> I just found a dog and fought him. I won </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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God_Of_Entirety 11/16/19 1:48:05 PM #25:	LordRazziel posted... What the fuck is this topic? The other 20 posters seem to understand something you don't --- https://imgur.com/6sZfSDo ~ Choose not a life of imitation TRICKFINGER <cite>God_Of_Entirety posted [p:930224395] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>LordRazziel posted...</cite> <quote>What the fuck is this topic?</quote> The other 20 posters seem to understand something you don't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BehindTheMeme 11/16/19 1:51:29 PM #26:	Yeah, if anything attacked me I would defend myself. <cite>BehindTheMeme posted [p:930224545] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, if anything attacked me I would defend myself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 11/16/19 1:52:53 PM #27:	I had one attack me. Just gotta smack it's face everytime its in reach. They'll learn that it hurts. Then you bit their ear to assert dominance --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:930224591] in Would you ... [t:78166190]...</cite> <quote>I had one attack me. Just gotta smack it's face everytime its in reach. They'll learn that it hurts. Then you bit their ear to assert dominance</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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