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SrRd_RacinG
11/14/19 9:50:41 AM
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Or at least they strive to.

You should always have cash in case you tip (because you value a person waiting on you at a restaurant or in any other social setting), in case you get robbed (cards won't help you at knife point...you need to have something to offer the criminal).

Adults understand that cash is king. Recommended to carry at least $40 at a given time.
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spudger
11/14/19 9:51:20 AM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
, in case you get robbed (cards won't help you at knife point...you need to have something to offer the criminal).

this is the fun shitposting i come to enjoy
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CableZL
11/14/19 9:51:24 AM
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You can tip with a credit card and I'm not going to live my life based on the minute chance that I'll get robbed.
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MacadamianNut3
11/14/19 9:52:23 AM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
Or at least they strive to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNEJ953Z7V0

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Garioshi
11/14/19 9:53:56 AM
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I've got $52 in cash on me rn

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Veggeta X
11/14/19 9:56:37 AM
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I haven't used cash for the longest time until yesterday where I gave like 5 bucks to the coworker hosting football squares.

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SuperShake666
11/14/19 9:58:08 AM
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I don't even use cash at vending machines anymore.

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Colorahdo
11/14/19 10:00:42 AM
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ok boomer
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SoundNetwork
11/14/19 10:01:51 AM
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That's why all men should wear fedoras so they can tip their fedora in social settings and so that robbers know you have nothing of value to offer

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Questionmarktarius
11/14/19 10:01:53 AM
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Garioshi posted...
I've got $52 in cash on me rn

I've, uh, got a $5 and two $1s.
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spudger
11/14/19 10:06:32 AM
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i got 5 on it!
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vigorm0rtis
11/14/19 10:10:07 AM
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spudger posted...
this is the fun shitposting i come to enjoy


He's not wrong. Empty pockets will earn you a beating at best.

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thanosibe
11/14/19 10:10:08 AM
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Colorahdo posted...
ok boomer
While this is a terrible meme that needs to die because it's not even accurately used; yes grown adults keep cash on them and know the value of being prepared in the instances of failure of a card. Kids are the one's running a card for a .86 cent fountain soda because they keep no cash one them.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
11/14/19 10:12:51 AM
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This is pretty funny that you think stolen credit cards cant be valuable to a thief, or robber.

Living in fear that you be robbed is a bad way to live, get a CCW, and stop being a victim TC, its a bad look.
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ocelot51
11/14/19 10:14:42 AM
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lmao I haven't carried cash in my wallet in over a year.
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SrRd_RacinG
11/14/19 10:14:57 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
This is pretty funny that you think stolen credit cards cant be valuable to a thief, or robber.

Living in fear that you be robbed is a bad way to live, get a CCW, and stop being a victim TC, its a bad look.


Crooks want jewelry, electronics or cash. They don't want to deal with digital trails unnecessarily. They want the cash and want to gtfo.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
11/14/19 10:16:18 AM
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Perhaps you should get a CCW and protect yourself TC, that way you wont lose your valuables.
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pres_madagascar
11/14/19 10:18:59 AM
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Coin change is the most annoying fuckimg thing. I don't ever carry cash and will never. Anything to avoid getting coins back.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
11/14/19 10:21:25 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Coin change is the most annoying fuckimg thing. I don't ever carry cash and will never. Anything to avoid getting coins back.

If you have ever given coins to a homeless person what has been their reaction ?
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pres_madagascar
11/14/19 10:23:04 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
If you have ever given coins to a homeless person what has been their reaction ?
I never have change to give them, so I tell them so.

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DocDelicious
11/14/19 10:23:58 AM
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I keep $20 in my wallet for mugging money.
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1NfamousACE_2
11/14/19 10:24:39 AM
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I have like $240 on me right now
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DevsBro
11/14/19 10:26:15 AM
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I never understood the "businesses that don't accept plastic" argument.

Oh no I have stepped in a bear trap which was somehow left in the Walmart parking lot. Instead of going into the Walmart to look for assistance, let me go find a garage sale that might be selling a first aid kit.

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God_Of_Entirety
11/14/19 10:27:09 AM
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lol at carrying cash for anything besisdes under the table transactions.

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pres_madagascar
11/14/19 10:27:47 AM
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DevsBro posted...
I never understood the "businesses that don't accept plastic" argument.

Oh no I have stepped in a bear trap whoch was somehow left in the Walmart parking lot. Instead of going i to the Walmart to look for assistance, let me go find a garage sale that might be selling a first aid kit.
"businesses that don't accept plastic" is code for Marijuana dispensaries lol.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
11/14/19 10:28:05 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
I keep $20 in my wallet for mugging money.

You should switch that to 3 $1s or coins and get a CCW so you can protect yourself from the shitty situation of being robbed.
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DevsBro
11/14/19 10:33:49 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
"businesses that don't accept plastic" is code for Marijuana dispensaries lol.
Well that was easier to fish out than I was expecting.

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InfinityMonster
11/14/19 10:38:08 AM
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Lots of small businesses like cafes and food places in NY only accept cash, which is pretty fucking annoying.
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Soggy_Pocket
11/14/19 10:40:27 AM
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I still keep an ounce of gold on me in the event that cash is not accepted or the card reader is down.
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fireball2020
11/14/19 10:40:47 AM
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Only reason I have cash on me right now is cuz I have yet to deposit my tips from work
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DevsBro
11/14/19 10:41:23 AM
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Soggy_Pocket posted...
I still keep an ounce of gold on me in the event that cash is not accepted or the card reader is down.
I actually got a free meal once because the reader was down and I didn't have any cash on me.

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Soggy_Pocket
11/14/19 10:45:05 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Soggy_Pocket posted...
I still keep an ounce of gold on me in the event that cash is not accepted or the card reader is down.
I actually got a free meal once because the reader was down and I didn't have any cash on me.

Nice. I'd almost feel. Guilty as I ordered another meal.
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itachi15243
11/14/19 10:46:25 AM
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I think the credit/debit card only people just fear being touched.

I'm not using my card on most things that aren't online, especially things like a dollar soda.

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DevsBro
11/14/19 10:46:58 AM
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Soggy_Pocket posted...
Nice. I'd almost feel. Guilty as I ordered another meal.
Well, that wasn't what happened. I ordered, then when it was time to pay, the machine was down, so they just let me have it for free.

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Machete
11/14/19 10:51:10 AM
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I don't dine in on anything close to a regular basis. In a robbery, the plan is always just to read the situation and improvise, and I'm not gonna fucking plan for being robbed. That's asinine. The cash I carry is bus fare. Otherwise fuck it.
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Gobstoppers12
11/14/19 10:53:06 AM
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Garioshi posted...
I've got $52 in cash on me rn

Where's the next dark alley you're going to walk down? Asking for a friend.
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DevsBro
11/14/19 10:53:41 AM
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itachi15243 posted...
I think the credit/debit card only people just fear being touched.

I'm not using my card on most things that aren't online, especially things like a dollar soda.
Half the time, you have to hand your card off anyway.

Unless you just mean that the cashier is so overjoyed with your cash payment that you get bro hugged.

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ThyCorndog
11/14/19 10:54:26 AM
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I tip using my credit card and I will absolutely FUCK UP anyone who dares try to rob me

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itachi15243
11/14/19 10:54:46 AM
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Hairistotle posted...
there is no way you actually think this


I mean the kind of people who have a garbage credit or just a debit card yet act like they should never carry a single dime.

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ThyCorndog
11/14/19 10:57:16 AM
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it's really dependent where you live. I live in NYC and I haven't had a reason to use cash in so long

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Jiggy101011
11/14/19 11:02:44 AM
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I happened to be in a situation yesterday where I had to pay $5 cash only for parking and I just so happened to have $15 that my company gave me for "Turkey money".

Im like most people in that carrying cash on me is incredibly rare.

DevsBro posted...
I actually got a free meal once because the reader was down and I didn't have any cash on me.


Ive had this happen to me several times, order the food and get to the end only to then be told their machine is down. I always love that 5 seconds after I tell them I have no cash on me and they are trying to figure out if they should give me the food for free or just say sorry and toss it in the garbage.

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MacadamianNut3
11/14/19 2:25:28 PM
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Never been in a situation where having cash on me would have been beneficial so I'm gtg. Well other than wanting to buy junk food at a vending machine or going through toll roads I'm well aware of in advance

It also gives me an excuse to spin move past the aggressive homeless in DC since I'm not lying to them when I say I don't have cash

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krazychao5
11/14/19 2:26:16 PM
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kingdrake2
11/14/19 2:27:43 PM
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krazychao5 posted...
I basically just have cash for drugs


oh yes those. gotta have my advil for my backache.
i don't take em often just when it starts up takes the edge right off.
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SailorGoon
11/14/19 2:31:40 PM
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I like to have cash on hand just so when I buy stuff they don't have any more information on me than I give them. Bank doesn't know where I'm shopping(not like they care) and corporations don't know I'm shopping there(they probably don't care either since they still get my money).

Plus there's this really superficial side of me that feels like a fucking king when I get to say keep the change.

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Awakened_Link
11/14/19 2:33:33 PM
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It's nice to have cash on hand in tourist-y places or at other attractions/events where cards aren't accepted. Plus if a homeless bum asks me for money I won't feel guilty for not actually having any bills on me.
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God_Of_Entirety
11/14/19 2:47:37 PM
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Feel guilty for not having money in your pocket specifically to give away..

OK..
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Tired-Insomniac
11/14/19 3:31:30 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
case you get robbed (cards won't help you at knife point...you need to have something to offer the criminal).


"Hey, this card has a $20,000 limit. Go wild for three days and then I'll report it stolen."
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