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KingWhiteKnight
10/23/19 7:56:01 PM
#1:


Superman is a brooding man that doesn't enjoy helping people

Batman kills people like it is nothing to him

Lex is a nasally voiced skinny weirdo

Ma "You don't owe this world a thing" Kent
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DarthAragorn
10/23/19 7:56:44 PM
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Yeah it fundamentally missed the point of just about every character
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HagenEx
10/23/19 7:56:46 PM
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Man of Steal vs. The Dank Knight
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Turtlebread
10/23/19 7:57:02 PM
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Zakk paint it black Snyder
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s0nicfan
10/23/19 7:57:30 PM
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Snyder has a lot of bad comic book opinions:
https://m.ranker.com/list/zack-snyder-batman-superman-quotes/jacob-shelton

Edit and this one:
"I kinda came to the conclusion also that they couldn't really talk in their suits, um, with any credibility..."

"... more than 4 or 5 lines and you start to notice, like wait, these are two guys ... one guys dressed up like a bat and the other has a big red 'S' on his chest, and they're being super serious about how mad they are at each other..."

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DrizztLink
10/23/19 7:59:14 PM
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lilORANG
10/23/19 8:03:26 PM
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Lois was sexy af at least
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DeadBankerDream
10/23/19 8:04:55 PM
#8:


Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaartha
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pogo_rabid
10/23/19 8:05:21 PM
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Batman v superman is like the beta to The Boys
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au_gold
10/23/19 8:06:14 PM
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Batman was great in that movie.
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Southernfatman
10/23/19 8:07:27 PM
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It's when people who hate comic books make comic book movies. Tim Burton was one of those people too, technically, but at least he had talent. Snyder just ripped of various comic book stories without getting them. Watchmen was only decent because it was like a 95% shot for shot remake of the comic.
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Purely
10/23/19 8:08:16 PM
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It's an amazing film. They're both supposed to be broken in it. That's the whole point.
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DeadBankerDream
10/23/19 8:08:54 PM
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Purely posted...
It's an amazing film.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT LIE!??!
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EvenSpoonier
10/23/19 8:11:06 PM
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Literally the dumbest possible outcome to a fight between Batman and Superman ever: they make friends and bond over the the fact that their mothers have the same first name.
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masterpug53
10/23/19 8:16:52 PM
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Studio: 'hey we need a big crossover film to kick off our own cinematic universe and play catch-up with Marvel, what source material should we tap for this collective origins story?'

Snyder: 'Ooh, I know! How about Death of Superman and The Dark Knight Returns?'

Studio: 'I see nothing counter-intuitive about that whatsoever!'
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creativerealms
10/23/19 8:22:23 PM
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At least we got Wonder Woman out of it.
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Wetterdew
10/23/19 8:24:04 PM
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Agreed with all your points except your complaint about his mother telling him he doesn't have to assume a heroic role. That's actually a cool part because it shows that he is choosing to do it not just because his earth parents pressured him into it
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Prismsblade
10/23/19 8:25:11 PM
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Despite how long the movie was it was probably one of the most uneventful films I've ever seen. There's barely any world building at all. And idk why zack kept overweighting Lois overall roll in superman story's and life. She's just a support character, and sometimes love interest, nothing much more. Good lord.

And they took far to long releasing BvS and justice league when they could have released numerous and cheap solo adventures for all the characters during that time. Which shows how impatient the top brass were at hoping trying to reach that avengers money.


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Zikten
10/23/19 8:32:51 PM
#19:


Snyder knows fuck all about super heroes.

I mean maybe he could do a decent Punisher movie....maybe. but Superman and Batman? he never should have been allowed to touch them
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Southernfatman
10/23/19 8:40:21 PM
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Zikten posted...
I mean maybe he could do a decent Punisher movie....maybe


He'd make Frank Castle all nice and upbeat who says puns or something completely assbackwards like that.
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KingWhiteKnight
10/23/19 8:41:43 PM
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au_gold posted...
Batman was great in that movie.


Except that he's he's killing people casually with zero explanation. Keaton Batman could be excused cause it was pretty much a prototype but this is new Batman is coming off the heels of Nolan and Arkham bats who don't kill people.
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