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Romulox28 10/23/19 9:38:04 AM #1:	i knocked her up, CE --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:929131680] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>i knocked her up, CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 10/23/19 9:38:37 AM #2:	Congrats --- Parent or parent-to-be? Come join us: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1027-all-things-parenthood NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:929131696] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Congrats</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44 10/23/19 9:39:35 AM #3:	How old are you? --- https://i.imgtc.ws/MAd5hwq.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/CwQ5SlT.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/KXfrMn5.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/ROxpJoe.gif <cite>SH_expert44 posted [p:929131726] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>How old are you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/23/19 9:39:41 AM #4:	CapnMuffin posted... Congrats ty SH_expert44 posted... How old are you? 28 --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:929131728] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>Congrats</quote> ty SH_expert44 posted...</cite> <quote>How old are you?</quote> 28</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 10/23/19 9:39:44 AM #5:	When are you going to introduce the newborn to Ted Cruz? --- I presume my time here in my darkblack dragondark steel-obliterating solitude has come to its end as well. http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:929131730] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>When are you going to introduce the newborn to Ted Cruz?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarqueeSeries 10/23/19 9:41:24 AM #6:	Are you gonna name him Stuart? --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>MarqueeSeries posted [p:929131775] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Are you gonna name him Stuart?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/23/19 9:43:16 AM #7:	Pogo_Marimo posted... When are you going to introduce the newborn to Ted Cruz? when he turns 13 and i give him his first gamefaqs account MarqueeSeries posted... Are you gonna name him Stuart? tempting --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:929131818] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Pogo_Marimo posted...</cite> <quote>When are you going to introduce the newborn to Ted Cruz?</quote> when he turns 13 and i give him his first gamefaqs account MarqueeSeries posted...</cite> <quote>Are you gonna name him Stuart?</quote> tempting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YokoGeri 10/23/19 9:44:08 AM #8:	Please name him arugula <cite>YokoGeri posted [p:929131846] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Please name him arugula</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 10/23/19 9:44:23 AM #9:	Have fun with the diapers And congrats --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt <cite>awesome999 posted [p:929131855] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Have fun with the diapers And congrats</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjs28 10/23/19 9:44:48 AM #10:	Romulox28 posted... when he turns 13 and i give him his first gamefaqs account I bet all the kids in school will be jealous when he gets a Gamefaqs account for his bar mitzvah --- Everything is cool. <cite>cjs28 posted [p:929131863] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>when he turns 13 and i give him his first gamefaqs account</quote> I bet all the kids in school will be jealous when he gets a Gamefaqs account for his bar mitzvah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/23/19 9:47:33 AM #11:	awesome999 posted... Have fun with the diapers And congrats yea im terrified by the poop & lack of sleep, my coworker just had a baby and she routinely falls asleep at her desk cjs28 posted... I bet all the kids in school will be jealous when he gets a Gamefaqs account for his bar mitzvah im going to farm karma on the account too so that when he hits 13 he can jump right into arguing about PS1 games on CE like his old man --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:929131940] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>Have fun with the diapers And congrats</quote> yea im terrified by the poop & lack of sleep, my coworker just had a baby and she routinely falls asleep at her desk cjs28 posted...</cite> <quote>I bet all the kids in school will be jealous when he gets a Gamefaqs account for his bar mitzvah </quote> im going to farm karma on the account too so that when he hits 13 he can jump right into arguing about PS1 games on CE like his old man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
soulunison2 10/23/19 9:53:26 AM #12:	Congrats teach him jiu jitsu <cite>soulunison2 posted [p:929132107] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Congrats teach him jiu jitsu</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 10/23/19 9:54:21 AM #13:	Name him Tobi. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:929132136] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Name him Tobi. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjs28 10/23/19 10:04:39 AM #14:	Romulox28 posted... im going to farm karma on the account too so that when he hits 13 he can jump right into arguing about PS1 games on CE like his old man Instead of investing in a college fund, open a gamefaqs account on the day he was born and log in everyday for karma until he's 13. That's worth more than any college savings --- Everything is cool. <cite>cjs28 posted [p:929132462] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>im going to farm karma on the account too so that when he hits 13 he can jump right into arguing about PS1 games on CE like his old man</quote> Instead of investing in a college fund, open a gamefaqs account on the day he was born and log in everyday for karma until he's 13. That's worth more than any college savings</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iegend 10/23/19 10:07:21 AM #16:	Save some money babies are hella expensive <cite>Iegend posted [p:929132533] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Save some money babies are hella expensive</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/23/19 10:22:25 AM #17:	Iegend posted... Save some money babies are hella expensive my big fear is daycare, ive been doing some research in my area and that shit can cost like $1.7k a month on average --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:929132992] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Iegend posted...</cite> <quote>Save some money babies are hella expensive</quote> my big fear is daycare, ive been doing some research in my area and that shit can cost like $1.7k a month on average</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Pumpkin 10/23/19 10:24:25 AM #18:	i'm sorry sike naw lol congrats dude --- "romance or action does not matter, hurting your friends will make you sadder..." <cite>Holy_Pumpkin posted [p:929133060] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>i'm sorry sike naw lol congrats dude</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 10/23/19 10:24:39 AM #19:	Romulox28 posted... Iegend posted... Save some money babies are hella expensive my big fear is daycare, ive been doing some research in my area and that shit can cost like $1.7k a month on average If you live near your parents or her parents, you can save some money AND get them to bond. Win-win --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt <cite>awesome999 posted [p:929133068] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>Iegend posted...</cite> <quote>Save some money babies are hella expensive</quote> my big fear is daycare, ive been doing some research in my area and that shit can cost like $1.7k a month on average</quote> If you live near your parents or her parents, you can save some money AND get them to bond. Win-win</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/23/19 10:26:30 AM #20:	awesome999 posted... Romulox28 posted... Iegend posted... Save some money babies are hella expensive my big fear is daycare, ive been doing some research in my area and that shit can cost like $1.7k a month on average If you live near your parents or her parents, you can save some money AND get them to bond. Win-win my parents are on the other side of the country lol, hers are like an hour and a half away but they might move closer to help with the baby. but day care is prob going to have to happen to some degree which sucks --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:929133116] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>Iegend posted...</cite> <quote>Save some money babies are hella expensive</quote> my big fear is daycare, ive been doing some research in my area and that shit can cost like $1.7k a month on average</quote> If you live near your parents or her parents, you can save some money AND get them to bond. Win-win</quote> my parents are on the other side of the country lol, hers are like an hour and a half away but they might move closer to help with the baby. but day care is prob going to have to happen to some degree which sucks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MACisBack 10/23/19 10:27:44 AM #21:	Congrats! I have an eight and a half year old son. --- "There is wife assisted suicide. Get married and every day you die a little more" -teltec https://imgur.com/8snn2TX <cite>MACisBack posted [p:929133155] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Congrats! I have an eight and a half year old son.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/23/19 10:34:56 AM #22:	MACisBack posted... Congrats! I have an eight and a half year old son. any tips for a newbie --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:929133382] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>MACisBack posted...</cite> <quote>Congrats! I have an eight and a half year old son.</quote> any tips for a newbie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 10/23/19 10:36:39 AM #23:	ahhh congrats bro, i knew you were trying so im glad its worked out well how will paternity/maternity leave work out for you both? --- http://error1355.com/ce/Parappa09.html <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:929133444] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>ahhh congrats bro, i knew you were trying so im glad its worked out well how will paternity/maternity leave work out for you both? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/23/19 10:37:39 AM #24:	Parappa09 posted... how will paternity/maternity leave work out for you both? my company offers paid paternity leave as a perk, my wife doesnt get any maternity leave because America is dumb as hell, so she will have to burn through sick days & then take leave without pay afterwards --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:929133476] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Parappa09 posted...</cite> <quote>how will paternity/maternity leave work out for you both? </quote> my company offers paid paternity leave as a perk, my wife doesnt get any maternity leave because America is dumb as hell, so she will have to burn through sick days & then take leave without pay afterwards</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MACisBack 10/23/19 10:43:49 AM #25:	The only tips I can give you are... Patience, love(for you, the child, and your wife, don't forget her even if you're both taking care of the child), and butt paste for when you child gets a diaper rash. --- "There is wife assisted suicide. Get married and every day you die a little more" -teltec https://imgur.com/8snn2TX <cite>MACisBack posted [p:929133688] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>The only tips I can give you are... Patience, love(for you, the child, and your wife, don't forget her even if you're both taking care of the child), and butt paste for when you child gets a diaper rash.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 10/23/19 10:47:32 AM #26:	His/Her first word will be fettuccine --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:929133816] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>His/Her first word will be fettuccine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/23/19 10:48:56 AM #27:	Green butter Jr? --- https://i.imgtc.ws/6bQHG9L.gif <cite>Touch posted [p:929133877] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Green butter Jr?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 10/23/19 10:58:06 AM #28:	Touch posted... Green butter Jr? green butter jr if it's a boy green margarine jr if it's a girl --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:929134176] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Touch posted...</cite> <quote>Green butter Jr?</quote> green butter jr if it's a boy green margarine jr if it's a girl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 10/23/19 11:05:33 AM #29:	Congrats bro --- Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er <cite>emblem boy posted [p:929134446] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Congrats bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 10/23/19 11:05:55 AM #30:	ay, my boy (you) is potent congrats --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:929134458] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>ay, my boy (you) is potent congrats</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Matchabuu_ 10/23/19 11:11:16 AM #31:	Congrats! Hope youre super supportive of mom cuz shell need it! --- uwu SW-0239-3946-8686 <cite>_Matchabuu_ posted [p:929134629] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Congrats! Hope youre super supportive of mom cuz shell need it!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/23/19 11:16:27 AM #32:	boxington posted... ay, my boy (you) is potent congrats my wife (borat voice) & i decided we might as well try for kids, we read online about how difficult it is to get pregnant so we figured we'd do the whole "not trying, not preventing" thing for a few months, see how that goes etc i think we had sex like 2 or 3 times and she was pregnant. im terrified of my penis now --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:929134806] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>boxington posted...</cite> <quote>ay, my boy (you) is potent congrats</quote> my wife (borat voice) & i decided we might as well try for kids, we read online about how difficult it is to get pregnant so we figured we'd do the whole "not trying, not preventing" thing for a few months, see how that goes etc i think we had sex like 2 or 3 times and she was pregnant. im terrified of my penis now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 10/23/19 11:24:46 AM #33:	Earlier this year I got my wife pregnant even though she had the arm implant which made pregnancy about a 1/20,000 chance. I know what you mean by being scared of your penis --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" LIE "No" <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:929135109] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Earlier this year I got my wife pregnant even though she had the arm implant which made pregnancy about a 1/20,000 chance. I know what you mean by being scared of your penis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 10/23/19 11:25:35 AM #34:	B7 account sharing Seriously though, congrats! --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:929135135] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>B7 account sharing Seriously though, congrats! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 10/23/19 11:28:24 AM #35:	Drpooplol posted... Earlier this year I got my wife pregnant even though she had the arm implant which made pregnancy about a 1/20,000 chance. I know what you mean by being scared of your penis Man, my gf has the arm implant also but I'm really paranoid, so I still use a condom --- Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er <cite>emblem boy posted [p:929135242] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Drpooplol posted...</cite> <quote>Earlier this year I got my wife pregnant even though she had the arm implant which made pregnancy about a 1/20,000 chance. I know what you mean by being scared of your penis </quote> Man, my gf has the arm implant also but I'm really paranoid, so I still use a condom</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 10/23/19 11:43:44 AM #36:	Romulox28 posted... my company offers paid paternity leave as a perk, my wife doesnt get any maternity leave because America is dumb as hell, so she will have to burn through sick days & then take leave without pay afterwards jeeeez thats rough. but it sounds like you have it slightly better than most americans i guess theres no way she would leave work for a year or smth? and do you have both your parents close by to do some grandparenting? --- http://error1355.com/ce/Parappa09.html <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:929135805] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Romulox28 posted... </cite> <quote>my company offers paid paternity leave as a perk, my wife doesnt get any maternity leave because America is dumb as hell, so she will have to burn through sick days & then take leave without pay afterwards</quote>jeeeez thats rough. but it sounds like you have it slightly better than most americans i guess theres no way she would leave work for a year or smth? and do you have both your parents close by to do some grandparenting? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/23/19 11:53:31 AM #37:	Drpooplol posted... Earlier this year I got my wife pregnant even though she had the arm implant which made pregnancy about a 1/20,000 chance. I know what you mean by being scared of your penis damn go buy some lotto tickets Parappa09 posted... i guess theres no way she would leave work for a year or smth? and do you have both your parents close by to do some grandparenting? shes going to do the sick days / leave without pay thing for like two months and then she gets two more months off (she is a teacher), then hopefully return to work in the fall when the baby is a lil bit older. no family nearby so we are on our own unfortunately --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:929136192] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Drpooplol posted...</cite> <quote>Earlier this year I got my wife pregnant even though she had the arm implant which made pregnancy about a 1/20,000 chance. I know what you mean by being scared of your penis </quote> damn go buy some lotto tickets Parappa09 posted...</cite> <quote>i guess theres no way she would leave work for a year or smth? and do you have both your parents close by to do some grandparenting? </quote> shes going to do the sick days / leave without pay thing for like two months and then she gets two more months off (she is a teacher), then hopefully return to work in the fall when the baby is a lil bit older. no family nearby so we are on our own unfortunately</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 10/23/19 1:29:39 PM #38:	Romulox28 posted... no family nearby so we are on our own unfortunately ahhh that's unfortunate, it would have saved a lot with childcare costs --- http://error1355.com/ce/Parappa09.html <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:929140066] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Romulox28 posted... </cite> <quote>no family nearby so we are on our own unfortunately</quote>ahhh that's unfortunate, it would have saved a lot with childcare costs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
drunkmuggle 10/23/19 2:29:13 PM #39:	remember no colored folks until theyre five so goodbye my old friend --- https://imgur.com/JFmtaHB https://imgur.com/jKuSyKI <cite>drunkmuggle posted [p:929142553] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>remember no colored folks until theyre five so goodbye my old friend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
soulunison2 10/23/19 2:41:50 PM #40:	Name him after @drunkmuggle <cite>soulunison2 posted [p:929143016] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Name him after @drunkmuggle</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 10/23/19 2:49:45 PM #41:	Romulox28 posted... yea im terrified by the poop & lack of sleep, my coworker just had a baby and she routinely falls asleep at her desk As a father of 2 months, diapers are no big deal at all. I am more tired, but even that is not quite as bad as I expected. It used to be that a bad night of sleep would wreck me. But I've been falling asleep more quickly and getting into more deep sleep. --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:929143312] in next sprin... [t:78105449]...</cite> <quote>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>yea im terrified by the poop & lack of sleep, my coworker just had a baby and she routinely falls asleep at her desk</quote> As a father of 2 months, diapers are no big deal at all. I am more tired, but even that is not quite as bad as I expected. It used to be that a bad night of sleep would wreck me. But I've been falling asleep more quickly and getting into more deep sleep.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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