Poll of the Day > How long is too long for being on the toilet?

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teddy241
10/07/19 4:20:03 PM
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At work i was away for a 20 minute bano session. People are questioning my where abouts.
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darcandkharg31
10/07/19 4:30:24 PM
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Why the hell would sit on the toilet for 20 minutes? Get some more fiber man, a poop should be 5 tops.
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wwinterj25
10/07/19 5:01:32 PM
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Unless constipated 20 mins just to shit is not normal.
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teddy241
10/07/19 5:29:02 PM
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Damn it
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Lokarin
10/07/19 5:33:05 PM
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20 minutes would be ok if, like, you're doing other stuff... ...

Not that.

I mean like checking your blood pressure/sugar or something
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SunWuKung420
10/07/19 5:35:37 PM
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20 mins at work is definitely too long.
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Nova4554
10/07/19 5:37:44 PM
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its not unusual to me... im super introverted and not good with being around other people even familly and friends. and i live in an 1 bedroom appartment with 3 other guys so the bathroom is the only privacy i get... i make the most of it.
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FrozenBananas
10/07/19 5:38:57 PM
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Nova4554 posted...
its not unusual to me... im super introverted and not good with being around other people even familly and friends. and i live in an 1 bedroom appartment with 3 other guys so the bathroom is the only privacy i get... i make the most of it.


1 bedroom for 4 people? Wtf
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LinkPizza
10/07/19 5:39:48 PM
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When your legs start getting numb, its probably too long...
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darcandkharg31
10/07/19 5:45:21 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
When your legs start getting numb, its probably too long...

Well, depending on how you're sitting and leaning your legs could be numb in a minute.
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LinkPizza
10/07/19 5:48:39 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
When your legs start getting numb, its probably too long...

Well, depending on how you're sitting and leaning your legs could be numb in a minute.

Thats true.
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Nova4554
10/07/19 5:50:12 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Nova4554 posted...
its not unusual to me... im super introverted and not good with being around other people even familly and friends. and i live in an 1 bedroom appartment with 3 other guys so the bathroom is the only privacy i get... i make the most of it.


1 bedroom for 4 people? Wtf

well two are gay and there together so they share a bed. me and the other guy take the sofa and love seat respectfully.
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Wanded
10/07/19 7:27:42 PM
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10 minutes is the deadline
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Mead
10/07/19 7:28:25 PM
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400 years
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MrMelodramatic
10/07/19 7:32:01 PM
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Once or twice a week Ill be there for up to an hour. The poop only takes a few minutes, but I stay in the bathroom and watch Star Trek or read or do some homework.

But thats at home. I dont poop at work.
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Sarcasthma
10/07/19 7:33:48 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Once or twice a week Ill be there for up to an hour. The poop only takes a few minutes, but I stay in the bathroom and watch Star Trek or read or do some homework.


What the fuck

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wwinterj25
10/07/19 7:37:14 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Once or twice a week Ill be there for up to an hour. The poop only takes a few minutes, but I stay in the bathroom and watch Star Trek or read or do some homework.

But thats at home. I dont poop at work.

You sit watching stuff with shit splattered all over your arsehole? That must itch like fuck after a hour. Unless you mean you wipe and stay sat and in that case I hope you have a gasmask and airfreshener.
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MrMelodramatic
10/07/19 7:38:48 PM
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I poop and wipe and flush and wash my hands. Then I sit down again, pants on. Its the most peaceful room in the house!
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wwinterj25
10/07/19 7:41:29 PM
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Fair enough. I know I normally need to exit where I poop swiftly once done.
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MrMelodramatic
10/07/19 7:44:47 PM
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To answer the TC, though, 5 minutes is too much if youre actively trying to poop. 10 minutes is probably too long to slack off at work. If youre home and no one needs to use the bathroom, then theres no such thing as too long, as long as youre not having any problems.
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