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FFVII_REMAKE
10/06/19 6:17:53 PM
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Topic - Results (41 votes)
Yes
31.71% (13 votes)
13
No
65.85% (27 votes)
27
Not sure/no comment/don't care
2.44% (1 vote)
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/06/19 6:19:10 PM
#2:


She's legal here
But no. She already gets enough garbage from the internet. Don't need to add more fuel
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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/19 6:20:08 PM
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Im not completely convinced that isn't Jared Leto yet. Have they ever been in the same room?
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Solar_Crimson
10/06/19 6:20:28 PM
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She's legal in Michigan, but no.

I'm at the point where I probably wouldn't date anyone younger than 25.
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Solid Snake07
10/06/19 6:20:54 PM
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No dude, shes like 16

She looks like the kind of girl I would have been into when I was that age. But I also get kind of a vibe that she may be gay
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ThePrinceFish
10/06/19 6:21:06 PM
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No, she looks dead inside.
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FvP
10/06/19 6:21:10 PM
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Isn't she like 16 or 17?
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FrankGoreHOF
10/06/19 6:21:45 PM
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She has tons of $$$ so obvious yes
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A_A_Battery
10/06/19 6:22:07 PM
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Not if he paid me a billion dollars.
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LordMarshal
10/06/19 6:22:18 PM
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I would wreck her. Im 33.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/19 6:24:49 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
I would wreck her. Im 33.


Wreck her as on, 15 years from now she'd be in a room crying about how an old man took advantage of her in a vulnerable state. Cause let's face it, no younger girl who isn't completely defeated and vulnerable is sleeping with you.
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TheoryzC
10/06/19 6:25:43 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Im not completely convinced that isn't Jared Leto yet. Have they ever been in the same room?

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/06/19 6:27:29 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
I would wreck her. Im 33.

dude
She's very pretty but like

DUDE
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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/19 6:28:46 PM
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TheoryzC posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Im not completely convinced that isn't Jared Leto yet. Have they ever been in the same room?

gN5exkV


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LordMarshal
10/06/19 6:29:36 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
LordMarshal posted...
I would wreck her. Im 33.

dude
She's very pretty but like

DUDE


I mean sexually. Duh!
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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/19 6:30:27 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
LordMarshal posted...
I would wreck her. Im 33.

dude
She's very pretty but like

DUDE


I mean sexually. Duh!


Acting playful about your comment just makes it so much worse. Stay the fuck away from my family and everyone elses please
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Stallion_Prime
10/06/19 6:32:48 PM
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Id fuck her.... like really hard.im young enough. But i wouldnt date her. She seems weird

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Gamerguymass
10/06/19 6:33:31 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
No dude, shes like 16

She looks like the kind of girl I would have been into when I was that age. But I also get kind of a vibe that she may be gay


She is 17 and turns 18 in December. She hides the double Ds she has because she has implied she is saving showing them off for when she turns 18. She isn't some sweet innocent little child that needs to be protected so you can stop white knighting now.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/06/19 6:35:22 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...


She is 17 and turns 18 in December. She hides the double Ds she has because she has implied she is saving showing them off for when she turns 18.

really because every source she's said she doesn't like being sexualized by grown men

I guess she's a lying bitch and she really just is gonna do porn the day she hits 18?
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10/06/19 6:36:58 PM
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NeoBowser
10/06/19 6:38:03 PM
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i think shes a cool person. i would love to be friends with her and talk about deep stuff with her. shes pretty too

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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/19 6:45:25 PM
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I think we all made this too easy for TC. He obviously knew he was gonna bring the creeps out and the rest of us were gonna have to tell them how gross they are.
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StarSpangled
10/06/19 6:46:59 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Gamerguymass posted...


She is 17 and turns 18 in December. She hides the double Ds she has because she has implied she is saving showing them off for when she turns 18.

really because every source she's said she doesn't like being sexualized by grown men

I guess she's a lying bitch and she really just is gonna do porn the day she hits 18?


Seduce your dad type
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/06/19 6:51:03 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I think we all made this too easy for TC. He obviously knew he was gonna bring the creeps out and the rest of us were gonna have to tell them how gross they are.

It's weird though.
Why the fuck can't you just go "yes, she's really pretty".
Why do people need to say "I would wreck her so hard".
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sevihaimerej
10/06/19 6:51:06 PM
#25:


No...even if she weren't a child her music makes my lungs fill with hornets so it's a hard pass

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jumi
10/06/19 6:51:57 PM
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If she was legal and I was single, yes.

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BillyKidd
10/06/19 6:54:38 PM
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you go to make out with her and her spider crawls into your mouth.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/19 6:57:29 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I think we all made this too easy for TC. He obviously knew he was gonna bring the creeps out and the rest of us were gonna have to tell them how gross they are.

It's weird though.
Why the fuck can't you just go "yes, she's really pretty".
Why do people need to say "I would wreck her so hard".


Apparently, lusting young girls isn't enough for them. They need to also get off by announcing it and being insulted for their creepy ass ways.

Also, I feel like people who don't have much sex always have to try and put as much extras on it as possible, by making it sound as violent or gross as possible.
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Gamerguymass
10/06/19 7:06:35 PM
#29:


RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Gamerguymass posted...


She is 17 and turns 18 in December. She hides the double Ds she has because she has implied she is saving showing them off for when she turns 18.

really because every source she's said she doesn't like being sexualized by grown men

I guess she's a lying bitch and she really just is gonna do porn the day she hits 18?


I didn't say she was going to do porn, but when that picture of her getting off a bus showing cleavage a month or so ago hit the internet she said a she is saving any sexiness for when she is 18. It might just be that she isn't going to hide them anymore by not wearing giant baggy clothes. Who knows, she could just outright show them off to draw attention to a new album release or something though.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/19 7:07:44 PM
#30:


Gamerguymass posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Gamerguymass posted...


She is 17 and turns 18 in December. She hides the double Ds she has because she has implied she is saving showing them off for when she turns 18.

really because every source she's said she doesn't like being sexualized by grown men

I guess she's a lying bitch and she really just is gonna do porn the day she hits 18?


I didn't say she was going to do porn, but when that picture of her getting off a bus showing cleavage a month or so ago hit the internet she said a she is saving any sexiness for when she is 18. It might just be that she isn't going to hide them anymore by not wearing giant baggy clothes. Who knows, she could just outright show them off to draw attention to a new album release or something though.


It's almost like she knows there's pedophiles all over the internet waiting for her to be revealing while underage.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/06/19 7:07:48 PM
#31:


Gamerguymass posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Gamerguymass posted...


She is 17 and turns 18 in December. She hides the double Ds she has because she has implied she is saving showing them off for when she turns 18.

really because every source she's said she doesn't like being sexualized by grown men

I guess she's a lying bitch and she really just is gonna do porn the day she hits 18?


I didn't say she was going to do porn, but when that picture of her getting off a bus showing cleavage a month or so ago hit the internet she said a she is saving any sexiness for when she is 18. It might just be that she isn't going to hide them anymore by not wearing giant baggy clothes. Who knows, she could just outright show them off to draw attention to a new album release or something though.

Oh that one "please fuck off leave me alone I'm 17" thing?
we're focusing on that? Not the fact she wants to be stop being creeped on?

That's what you got from it?
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LordMarshal
10/06/19 7:12:36 PM
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Mega Melons can seduce me any time!
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Gamerguymass
10/06/19 7:17:20 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Gamerguymass posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Gamerguymass posted...


She is 17 and turns 18 in December. She hides the double Ds she has because she has implied she is saving showing them off for when she turns 18.

really because every source she's said she doesn't like being sexualized by grown men

I guess she's a lying bitch and she really just is gonna do porn the day she hits 18?


I didn't say she was going to do porn, but when that picture of her getting off a bus showing cleavage a month or so ago hit the internet she said a she is saving any sexiness for when she is 18. It might just be that she isn't going to hide them anymore by not wearing giant baggy clothes. Who knows, she could just outright show them off to draw attention to a new album release or something though.


It's almost like she knows there's pedophiles all over the internet waiting for her to be revealing while underage.


She is legal everywhere on earth pretty much except for a handful of American states. I know you are just being willfully ignorant, but the term pedophile refers to sexual attraction based on physical maturity. It has absolutely nothing to do with age. No pedophile in the world is going to pay attention to a nearly 18 year old chick with double Ds.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/19 7:21:02 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Gamerguymass posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Gamerguymass posted...


She is 17 and turns 18 in December. She hides the double Ds she has because she has implied she is saving showing them off for when she turns 18.

really because every source she's said she doesn't like being sexualized by grown men

I guess she's a lying bitch and she really just is gonna do porn the day she hits 18?


I didn't say she was going to do porn, but when that picture of her getting off a bus showing cleavage a month or so ago hit the internet she said a she is saving any sexiness for when she is 18. It might just be that she isn't going to hide them anymore by not wearing giant baggy clothes. Who knows, she could just outright show them off to draw attention to a new album release or something though.


It's almost like she knows there's pedophiles all over the internet waiting for her to be revealing while underage.


She is legal everywhere on earth pretty much except for a handful of American states. I know you are just being willfully ignorant, but the term pedophile refers to sexual attraction based on physical maturity. It has absolutely nothing to do with age. No pedophile in the world is going to pay attention to a nearly 18 year old chick with double Ds.


When you start arguing the intricacies of what makes someone a pedophile to defend yourself, you know you've taken a wrong path in life.
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LordMarshal
10/06/19 7:22:18 PM
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I guess you can be creeped out while i have my way with mega melons.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/06/19 7:23:38 PM
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That's not what pedophilia is.
It's not wrong to want to smash Billie Ellish.
It's just weird as fuck when you keep bragging about how you want to smash her.
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Irony
10/06/19 7:24:31 PM
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TheoryzC posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Im not completely convinced that isn't Jared Leto yet. Have they ever been in the same room?

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Gamerguymass
10/06/19 7:24:38 PM
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-l___________l- posted...
Gamerguymass posted...
She is legal everywhere on earth pretty much except for a handful of American states. I know you are just being willfully ignorant, but the term pedophile refers to sexual attraction based on physical maturity. It has absolutely nothing to do with age. No pedophile in the world is going to pay attention to a nearly 18 year old chick with double Ds.
It's still creepy to be into 17 yos tbh


The only reason I give a shit who she is is because I found out a month ago she apparently has big tits and said she was waiting to be sexy once she is 18. If she isn't going to show them off then I will go back to not giving a shit. I tried listening to a few of her songs a year ago or so to see what all the rage was about and I could barely understand a damn thing she said in them even with noise cancelling headphones on.
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LordMarshal
10/06/19 7:24:40 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
That's not what pedophilia is.
It's not wrong to want to smash Billie Ellish.
It's just weird as fuck when you keep bragging about how you want to smash her.


Its really not.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/06/19 7:25:14 PM
#42:


Gamerguymass posted...


The only reason I give a s*** who she is is because I found out a month ago she apparently has big t*** and said she was waiting to be sexy once she is 18. If she isn't going to show them off then I will go back to not giving a s***.

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TheHoldSteady
10/06/19 7:26:01 PM
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This might be the creepiest topic I've ever read
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Gamerguymass
10/06/19 7:26:23 PM
#44:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Gamerguymass posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Gamerguymass posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Gamerguymass posted...


She is 17 and turns 18 in December. She hides the double Ds she has because she has implied she is saving showing them off for when she turns 18.

really because every source she's said she doesn't like being sexualized by grown men

I guess she's a lying bitch and she really just is gonna do porn the day she hits 18?


I didn't say she was going to do porn, but when that picture of her getting off a bus showing cleavage a month or so ago hit the internet she said a she is saving any sexiness for when she is 18. It might just be that she isn't going to hide them anymore by not wearing giant baggy clothes. Who knows, she could just outright show them off to draw attention to a new album release or something though.


It's almost like she knows there's pedophiles all over the internet waiting for her to be revealing while underage.


She is legal everywhere on earth pretty much except for a handful of American states. I know you are just being willfully ignorant, but the term pedophile refers to sexual attraction based on physical maturity. It has absolutely nothing to do with age. No pedophile in the world is going to pay attention to a nearly 18 year old chick with double Ds.


When you start arguing the intricacies of what makes someone a pedophile to defend yourself, you know you've taken a wrong path in life.


When you don't understand the language that you primarily speak, you know you've taken a wrong path in life.
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LordMarshal
10/06/19 7:29:21 PM
#45:


Theres nothing creepy about a 33 year old with Mega Melons.
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EbonTitanium
10/06/19 7:29:41 PM
#46:


She's too young.

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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/19 8:09:36 PM
#47:


Gamerguymass posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Gamerguymass posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Gamerguymass posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Gamerguymass posted...


She is 17 and turns 18 in December. She hides the double Ds she has because she has implied she is saving showing them off for when she turns 18.

really because every source she's said she doesn't like being sexualized by grown men

I guess she's a lying bitch and she really just is gonna do porn the day she hits 18?


I didn't say she was going to do porn, but when that picture of her getting off a bus showing cleavage a month or so ago hit the internet she said a she is saving any sexiness for when she is 18. It might just be that she isn't going to hide them anymore by not wearing giant baggy clothes. Who knows, she could just outright show them off to draw attention to a new album release or something though.


It's almost like she knows there's pedophiles all over the internet waiting for her to be revealing while underage.


She is legal everywhere on earth pretty much except for a handful of American states. I know you are just being willfully ignorant, but the term pedophile refers to sexual attraction based on physical maturity. It has absolutely nothing to do with age. No pedophile in the world is going to pay attention to a nearly 18 year old chick with double Ds.


When you start arguing the intricacies of what makes someone a pedophile to defend yourself, you know you've taken a wrong path in life.


When you don't understand the language that you primarily speak, you know you've taken a wrong path in life.


That's not what happened. I've been on CE for years. You think you're the first guy who broke down what pedophiles are as a way to defend his creepiness? I just don't care about putting creeps in all their respectable places. Only your type sees value in that
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SSJGrimReaper
10/06/19 8:12:45 PM
#48:


FBI tracking this topic
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Evolician
10/06/19 8:25:16 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/19 8:28:13 PM
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Evolician posted...
Shes the bad guy.


I seen that song on SNL and thought "If she's the bad guy, then who's the good guy?"

That has the be the least intimidating person on the planet.
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