Current Events > 'If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck them'

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pinky0926 10/04/19 8:28:53 AM #1:	Would you be you getting fucked, CE? Comic and manga bois don't count --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:928320006] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>Would you be you getting fucked, CE? Comic and manga bois don't count</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 10/04/19 8:31:44 AM #2:	I would be. --- CyricZ <cite>CyricZ posted [p:928320064] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>I would be.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 10/04/19 8:32:47 AM #3:	I do, and it's all dragon and magic fantasy shit, so I'm basically guaranteed a fuck. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:928320079] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>I do, and it's all dragon and magic fantasy shit, so I'm basically guaranteed a fuck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 10/04/19 8:34:25 AM #4:	shnangyboos posted... I do, and it's all dragon and magic fantasy shit, so I'm basically guaranteed a fuck. ^5 bro --- CyricZ <cite>CyricZ posted [p:928320122] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>shnangyboos posted...</cite> <quote>I do, and it's all dragon and magic fantasy shit, so I'm basically guaranteed a fuck. </quote> ^5 bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 10/04/19 8:35:21 AM #5:	Only if she takes the time to visit my basement ~~that's where I keep my books that I'm not currently reading~~ --- I use Gameraven and you should too. "I don't f****** care about anyone's penis but mine..." - Machete <cite>teepan95 posted [p:928320139] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>Only if she takes the time to visit my basement that's where I keep my books that I'm not currently reading</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shy_Girl_Lily 10/04/19 8:37:04 AM #6:	teepan95 posted... Only if she takes the time to visit my basement ~~that's where I keep my books that I'm not currently reading~~ Is the basement well lit? <cite>Shy_Girl_Lily posted [p:928320173] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted... </cite> <quote>Only if she takes the time to visit my basement that's where I keep my books that I'm not currently reading</quote>Is the basement well lit? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Talk2DaHand 10/04/19 8:43:16 AM #8:	I've got around three thousand books, from every field. --- "The wise speak only of what they know." - J.R.R. Tolkien <cite>Talk2DaHand posted [p:928320323] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>I've got around three thousand books, from every field.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omasitor Hain 10/04/19 8:46:11 AM #9:	I have Gon manga. Pussy magNETS. Also I have some Capcom shit. Eat jealousy and shit green pages. --- Just kidding. <cite>Omasitor Hain posted [p:928320389] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>I have Gon manga. Pussy magNETS. Also I have some Capcom shit. Eat jealousy and shit green pages.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 10/04/19 8:47:09 AM #10:	This is why I always take ladies to the library and lie and tell them it is my home. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:928320413] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>This is why I always take ladies to the library and lie and tell them it is my home. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omasitor Hain 10/04/19 8:48:36 AM #11:	Compsognathus posted... This is why I always take ladies to the library and lie and tell them it is my home. You're a god. --- Just kidding. <cite>Omasitor Hain posted [p:928320445] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>Compsognathus posted...</cite> <quote>This is why I always take ladies to the library and lie and tell them it is my home. </quote> You're a god.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 10/04/19 8:49:10 AM #12:	The only physical books I have are course related Literature and nonfiction are digital --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt <cite>awesome999 posted [p:928320461] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>The only physical books I have are course related Literature and nonfiction are digital</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VanananaHeyHey 10/04/19 8:49:11 AM #13:	That's why I carry, like, a dozen books with me when I travel, breh. --- Please, call me Vanai. CE's official linguist, War-tor-le and Charizard <cite>VanananaHeyHey posted [p:928320462] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>That's why I carry, like, a dozen books with me when I travel, breh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 10/04/19 8:50:31 AM #14:	Step into my office. I mean, the sex spot. --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:928320490] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>Step into my office. I mean, the sex spot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwayM 10/04/19 8:51:06 AM #15:	CyricZ posted... I would be. A first. --- https://imgur.com/Fbusl2a <cite>SwayM posted [p:928320510] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>CyricZ posted...</cite> <quote>I would be.</quote> A first.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 10/04/19 8:53:05 AM #16:	I have a bookshelf with lots of books. mostly non-fiction, but some fiction as well --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:928320551] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>I have a bookshelf with lots of books. mostly non-fiction, but some fiction as well</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 10/04/19 8:53:37 AM #17:	God, I miss by collection. I had to give most of it to the library when I moved. --- formerly evening formerly guide https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:928320562] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>God, I miss by collection. I had to give most of it to the library when I moved.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LadyVyxx 10/04/19 8:58:10 AM #18:	I have lots of video game strategy guides that counts right <cite>LadyVyxx posted [p:928320681] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>I have lots of video game strategy guides that counts right</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 10/04/19 9:05:54 AM #19:	I have the Kama Sutra prominently displayed and opened up on particular pages, depending on what I fancy that night. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:928320858] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>I have the Kama Sutra prominently displayed and opened up on particular pages, depending on what I fancy that night.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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V-E-G-Y- 10/04/19 9:20:25 AM #21:	I got a few paranormal books --- https://imgur.com/L6MQGtI https://imgur.com/HAj1Ocp https://imgur.com/Op6gMTg https://imgur.com/hNkY6mv <cite>V-E-G-Y- posted [p:928321274] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>I got a few paranormal books</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 10/04/19 9:20:35 AM #22:	Shy_Girl_Lily posted... teepan95 posted... Only if she takes the time to visit my basement ~~that's where I keep my books that I'm not currently reading~~ Is the basement well lit? Yeah, but once you flick the switch the lights take a while to turn on --- I use Gameraven and you should too. "I don't f****** care about anyone's penis but mine..." - Machete <cite>teepan95 posted [p:928321280] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>Shy_Girl_Lily posted...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted... </cite> <quote> Only if she takes the time to visit my basement that's where I keep my books that I'm not currently reading</quote>Is the basement well lit?</quote> Yeah, but once you flick the switch the lights take a while to turn on</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CelestialVoices 10/06/19 3:55:06 AM #23:	rip virgin ebook users --- ginger ale is lit http://www.last.fm/user/pinkfloydrulez <cite>CelestialVoices posted [p:928399866] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>rip virgin ebook users</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 10/06/19 3:59:52 AM #24:	I have a bunch of programming references and technical documentation in a box in my closet, does that count? <cite>treewojima posted [p:928399960] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>I have a bunch of programming references and technical documentation in a box in my closet, does that count?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aki_sora 10/06/19 4:01:43 AM #25:	What book? --- this is GameFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! <cite>aki_sora posted [p:928399992] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>What book?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilJoe457 10/06/19 4:06:58 AM #26:	I have a bunch of philosophy books. Conspiracy books. Books about banking. Books about corrupt governments. A few fantasy series like Lord of the rings and game of thrones. Books on ancient China. Then I have the whole extended collection of James Bond books. Have a few books about world war 1 and 2. I have a whole book about the history of old English and how the language evolved. I have Tragedy and Hope which can also be used to kill a human since it's so thick. --- What about me? What about my sig? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsszagC0GdI Total Package. <cite>lilJoe457 posted [p:928400081] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>I have a bunch of philosophy books. Conspiracy books. Books about banking. Books about corrupt governments. A few fantasy series like Lord of the rings and game of thrones. Books on ancient China. Then I have the whole extended collection of James Bond books. Have a few books about world war 1 and 2. I have a whole book about the history of old English and how the language evolved. I have Tragedy and Hope which can also be used to kill a human since it's so thick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 10/06/19 4:10:14 AM #27:	I guess I'm good. I have plenty of books aside from the few graphic novels. They're mostly about films and screenwriting. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:928400122] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>I guess I'm good. I have plenty of books aside from the few graphic novels. They're mostly about films and screenwriting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alphagamble 10/06/19 8:20:24 AM #28:	She's gonna love my Star Wars design archives collection --- ooh <cite>alphagamble posted [p:928403194] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>She's gonna love my Star Wars design archives collection</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 10/06/19 8:28:17 AM #29:	awesome999 posted... The only physical books I have are course related Literature and nonfiction are digital Does this count tho TC? --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt <cite>awesome999 posted [p:928403349] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>The only physical books I have are course related Literature and nonfiction are digital</quote> Does this count tho TC?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/06/19 8:29:57 AM #30:	Not necessarily. What if theyve just finished moving and havent unpacked their library yet? --- "Call me when you get a back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Why would I wanna be a rapper, rappers wanna be Shaq." -Shaquille O'Neal <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:928403372] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>Not necessarily. What if theyve just finished moving and havent unpacked their library yet?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRealDill2005 10/06/19 9:27:28 AM #31:	I have old text books and a Trump poetry book. Does that count? --- Make CE Great Again <cite>TheRealDill2005 posted [p:928404453] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>I have old text books and a Trump poetry book. Does that count?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 10/06/19 9:34:01 AM #32:	I've got a bookshelf that's full. I'm good to go. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:928404582] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>I've got a bookshelf that's full. I'm good to go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueBoy675 10/06/19 9:37:31 AM #33:	I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. --- Hope rides alone <cite>BlueBoy675 posted [p:928404652] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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averagejoel 10/06/19 9:41:16 AM #35:	Godnorgosh posted... "If you don't have books, you won't get fucked" is not logically equivalent to "If you do have books, you will get fucked" So at best you could say, if you have books, you don't know you won't get fucked Just a PSA the real question then: how often does "going home with somebody" entail intending to fuck? --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:928404728] in 'If you go... [t:78062366]...</cite> <quote>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote>"If you don't have books, you won't get fucked" is not logically equivalent to "If you do have books, you will get fucked" So at best you could say, if you have books, you don't know you won't get fucked Just a PSA</quote> the real question then: how often does "going home with somebody" entail intending to fuck?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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