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Lairen
09/03/19 2:16:03 PM
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He could literally fight crime 24/7. He could go all over the world fighting crime. Its like the president also working at a grocery store....
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acabes27
09/03/19 2:18:16 PM
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I would assume he needs money.
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Lairen
09/03/19 2:19:07 PM
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acabes27 posted...
I would assume he needs money.


A reporter? Im sure superman can do better...
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Feetish
09/03/19 2:21:20 PM
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Serious question...does superman eat, drink, go to the toilet etc?

Im not being, or trying to be, funny. I genuinely dont know.
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Complete_Idi0t
09/03/19 2:21:46 PM
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So he can feed the newspaper more stories about how great Superman is
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SauI_Goodman
09/03/19 2:22:05 PM
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fighting crime doesn't pay the bills
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Smashingpmkns
09/03/19 2:22:40 PM
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How else will Metropolis be fed their daily Superman propaganda?
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Sada_Pop
09/03/19 2:41:45 PM
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He could easily charge rich people for his services.
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Lairen
09/03/19 2:42:44 PM
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Why not deliver pizza in minutes tops?
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PoopPotato
09/03/19 2:44:21 PM
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To fuck Lois, and see what kinda bullshit she be trying to pull on Superman when she think he ain't listnin
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AsucaHayashi
09/03/19 2:46:48 PM
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i always found it funny how spidey was poor af.

why not just pickpocket the criminals he catches etc.?
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IHeartRadiation
09/03/19 2:47:53 PM
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1) Have money for Beef Bourguignon
2) Get to read and edit reports of how amazing you are
3) Things go south, you're probably already there
4) Cheat on crossworld puzzles
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trappedunderice
09/03/19 2:48:22 PM
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To get tips on crimes because a newspaper is a human form of spreading information? I don't know.
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AlecSkorpio
09/03/19 2:52:55 PM
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I'm pretty sure he was originally a reporter because it gave him a heads up on crimes in progress.

This was before he was super OP btw. I believe these days it's simply because he has an interest in journalism.
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