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Harry Potter gasped as he saw Dumbledore's O-Face. He had never seen a man's face so beautiful before.

"Professor McGonagall?" he asked, not quite sure what to say.

"Yes?"

"Could you teach me some magic? There's no one better qualified than me."

"Certainly," she said, smiling. "Just tell me why you wanted to learn how to do something and we'll help you."

Harry frowned at her. "What am I going to do with this?"
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pic of Dumbledore's O-Face

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John Wick picked up the gun and fired three times, but the gunfire caused the police dog, named Charlie, to come running into the house.

'Charlie saw the bullets go in, and he turned and ran over to the body,' said Wick, who is now on disability. 'When he saw the gun he grabbed it with both hands and turned around and started running with it.'

He didn't see the bullet hitting the dog, but when Wick took Charlie out of the house he saw that the dog was bleeding from behind its ears and its body was 'like that.'

'That's kind of what's going on,' said Wick, who is now in the Army Reserve.

Wick also told KXAN that his mother was holding a gun to her head until she saw police come around the corner and kill the shooter.

'At the time I was trying to save my mom, I was trying to get my mom out of the house, so I didn't shoot her,' Wick said. 'I was trying to save myself and Charlie for my safety.
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You are already dead, and the next step is to make sure you're not left in this world forever. For this, you need an afterlife that will satisfy your every desire. In the afterlife, you'll always know that you did the best that you could under the circumstances. Your name will be known to everyone until you are eventually reborn, and then they'll have to remember you as you once were. If they die, you have a reason why. If they're reincarnated, you can always go about your normal life. There's an endless pool of human bodies for you to turn to to find happiness, and each death only furthers your progress. You'll make more friends at each dead end, and you'll grow stronger and stronger in each battle. To make life happy even longer, you'll also have the opportunity to visit the other sides of the Gate.

The Gate itself is your entrance into the afterlife. At present, it is located at the back of a cave, and you have to climb upwards over the ceiling to get to it.

(Nani?)
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I put Ronda Rousey's greatest moments include:
I got:
On Nov. 16, 2012, after losing the UFC women's bantamweight title, Rousey was celebrating an emphatic victory when she felt a jolt of electricity.

The sensation she felt that first night? It was real. That wasn't a hallucination or a drug trip.

Rousey had suffered a traumatic brain injury during her fight with Holly Holm in June 2012, and doctors had removed portions of her brain for brain scans before she took her win over Amanda Nunes in January 2013. One of the scans revealed that the injury had caused her to be unable to consciously control her motor skills. Rousey was left unable to move her limbs or head.

A month later, on Feb. 2, 2013, after she suffered her third devastating injury, she was moved to a rehabilitation center at the UFC's Las Vegas training center where officials have done extensive and sometimes harrowing work on the 22-year-old former Olympic wrestler.

After two rounds of physical therapy and other rehabilitation treatments, Rousey was finally able to sit
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Gamefaqs has a community forum. The forums have lots of helpful resources.

The GOG page, by itself, can sometimes be daunting at first, and the first five pages are pretty basic. But if you're more interested in the game itself, I suggest moving through them. At any rate, I'll cover why it's important to read through the entire GOG page before starting.

It's important to understand that for a game to have any hope of success, you have to show the people who buy it that you're committed to making it the best it can be, and that you're willing to spend a significant amount to do it.

Most other indie games are made with an eye toward revenue. This is a good thing. I would prefer that more games were made that way, and I've worked hard to make my game the best it can be. But there is a downside here. If your game is already released, this approach only encourages those who have never tried any other games to try and buy it. Worse yet, your game is essentially
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I wanted to see Dumbledore's O-Face, but I couldn't," he said, but was quickly interrupted by a man behind him. "Are you trying to be funny by hiding?"

"No no, no, no. Um, sorry," Harry said and went over to retrieve his glasses, a bit to his discomfort. "I'm just trying to find a way to get a smile from him" he thought for a moment and then thought again. "I can just think about it and he'll smile, you know it, even if he looks quite pale from it"

The man with the glasses made a sound of agreement.

"I think I know what he would smile at, it's just"

"I know, that's why I want to know how to think about it!" Harry said and grinned at him. "No, but I have to ask, in a way of speaking, how am I going to ask the questions you want me to ask if the answers aren't obvious? Can I ask about the Dark Mark, or just the Dark Mark?"

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Harry grabbed Hermione's panties and threw them to the floor.

"Hermione, you're not getting these back. I'm staying here and being a house elf."

She smiled and nodded.

"Good." He picked up a pair of boxers and wrapped them to stop them from falling off in the process of going upstairs.

"Weird! How did you get into our underwear drawer? Is that why we're wearing them?" she asked, not wanting to have to explain their odd situation to the rest of the group.

"Harry, that's not it at all. I am a elf. So, you don't need to worry about getting caught."

After the girls departed, Harry let go of her waistcoat and sat on the hardwood floor to contemplate the situation. He'd thought the rest of the group had just left, so he was a little surprised to see Hermione standing next to him and looking rather nervous. He quickly grabbed her hand into a firm hug and gave it another squeeze before turning his attention back to the twins.
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DarkRoast posted...

Harry grabbed Hermione's panties and threw them to the floor.

what kinda bot are you trying to make here?!

Donald Trump stepped down from the role of President of the United States," Pence said. "We all regret that decision and express our sincere regret."

"The president said this evening he's going to give the credit where it's due."

Pence also said that Trump was "appreciated by all his children, grandchildren and great-nephews."

But what was most puzzling about all of this was how the Republican's vice President stepped up at 6 in the morning to make the announcement that Trump is stepping down.

How did he do that?

As I have been pointing out for a while now, Donald Trump doesn't have any friends and has virtually no interest in talking to the press or answering questions.

To give you an idea of how much effort and time Trump spent writing his statement in the morning, even if some of the words came together in his head before he typed them out, he did not read the entire statement.

As I have been saying for months, this is Trump's ultimate strategy -- to spend all of his time on Twitter, not answering questions, not
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Donald Trump hated sex. His wife used to like to have sex and he hated to see anyone else have sex," Moore said, the Guardian reports. "And I was there for 10 years and I was a reporter, at all times. He would never touch me, kiss me or get too close. He was a major athlete then."

It's not the first time that Trump has denied any allegations that he assaulted women.

After the New York Times published a report on Trump's alleged sexual misconduct last month, the billionaire launched a defense that included the assertion that he is "being investigated for sexual misconduct by several individuals," the Times reported.

"[D]eep regret. I should've done the right thing with women and I'm very sorry for the women who have been hurt by this." - @realDonaldTrump

Later in the day, Trump offered an apology on NBC's Today Show when asked by Matt Lauer if he is aware of the allegation that he sexually harassed and assaulted a woman while she was a teenager in the late '60s.
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times in a country like India where a woman had just given birth and nobody knew how she would react to it, a male politician was the last person one would have expected to say anything, even about a woman.

When the media in India began asking some fairly difficult questions about sexual harassment, this week's Congress party, which had led in both the Lok Sabha and the Rajya Sabha for many years, was not surprised. When some prominent members of the Congress party began coming out against the Congress Party president, the party was not surprised. When all of this was happening in India, at a time when the world was shocked that Hollywood superstar Al Gore had just resigned from the US government to spend his time and money on a global crusade against climate change, the Indian journalists didn't quite expect it either.

As is often the case when there is intense political pressure on one side, the press seems to be on a war-path every time the issue of sexual harassment comes up. While the media has a huge appetite at the moment, they tend to

A dud!

The result was a very bad day for the Democratic Party. They got just a narrow squeak out of Nevada. This is more evidence of Democrats being more focused on the general election than the primaries, and more importantly, that their primary voters are being less-motivated to caucus. This is important, because it suggests a Republican victory.

So where does this leave the rest of the field? The only other candidate that was able to gain significantly on Sanders was Hillary Clinton, who received more total and caucus-related votes than any of the others. Her total number of votes was 9.5 million, while Sanders received 6.25 million.

It's a small number, but it doesn't tell the full story.

Sanders' big achievement was in Nevada, but he won the other four states. It's telling that only three were primaries, with a caucus taking place in one.

For a candidate to win three of the five states was a very big achievement.

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

I put Ronda Rousey's greatest moments include:
I got:
On Nov. 16, 2012, after losing the UFC women's bantamweight title, Rousey was celebrating an emphatic victory when she felt a jolt of electricity.

The sensation she felt that first night? It was real. That wasn't a hallucination or a drug trip.

Rousey had suffered a traumatic brain injury during her fight with Holly Holm in June 2012, and doctors had removed portions of her brain for brain scans before she took her win over Amanda Nunes in January 2013. One of the scans revealed that the injury had caused her to be unable to consciously control her motor skills. Rousey was left unable to move her limbs or head.

A month later, on Feb. 2, 2013, after she suffered her third devastating injury, she was moved to a rehabilitation center at the UFC's Las Vegas training center where officials have done extensive and sometimes harrowing work on the 22-year-old former Olympic wrestler.

After two rounds of physical therapy and other rehabilitation treatments, Rousey was finally able to sit

This is all fact

Why are gamefaqs moderators so inconsistent and target users?

I'm starting to wonder about that.

Kirby4ever Profile Joined August 2010 Canada 2 Posts #17 I think its better that you're going to the store to find something to buy than finding a game you like and then finding it and being offended.

AquaKraft Profile Blog Joined August 2010 United Kingdom 2 Posts Last Edited: 2015-08-20 16:54:53 #18

I was talking about the issue of harassment. The issue of harassment on any forum or game with any game company associated is ridiculous. If you do anything that is against their rules, you get banned for life.

Just because you're angry, and want a reason to be angry (as a gamer and as a victim) doesn't in any way make you right.

It's obvious that they try to use this rule to cover themselves from any criticism and the way that I dealt with it today was entirely appropriate. They have no right to say that they don't tolerate it, just to defend it. It's obvious they are just using

"I put on my wizard robe and hat" he typed. "Now let's go!"

The witch was right, there was something in that way he spoke. A few seconds passed, and he took a deep breath. "No need to do anything now. You two wait and see." He turned around, smiling. "Now, here's the thing the first thing I need to do is kill that thing."

Harry grinned, a bit worried. "Why do you want to kill it anyways? It's just an ugly monster"

The girl frowned. "It's called Voldemort!" she said. "He murdered me and most of my family when I was young, along with everything else. He has a plan that would destroy everything I love."

Harry didn't give her time to explain, he didn't believe her. "That monster is nothing more than a freak, like Voldemort."

She sniffed, and frowned. "If that's true then why did you just throw out that book when I asked for it?"

Harry smiled. "Your little mindgames with the professor
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Hagrid had explosive diarrhea. They needed a doctor ASAP, so Ronan had taken Harry to St Mungo's, where an x-ray revealed Harry's stomach was so big his intestines were spilling out. That meant they had to take him to Hogwarts ASAP, because Hagrid, who was more of an amateur doctor than Hagrid usually was, wasn't trained enough to do it. The hospital wing was closed for the day, so Hagrid drove Harry back up to Privet Drive to the hospital wing. He was able to get both Harry and Hermione to the wing while Hagrid was there, and they were treated by Professor McGonagall herself.

Harry's doctors told him that he'd be okay once he was out of Diagon Alley and back into London. Hermione and Ron had told Hagrid they both wanted to be his wife. He'd agreed, and Harry was feeling as if he could finally move on.

Unfortunately, after a day inside Diagon Alley, Harry came out of it still in a very dark place. He hadn't seen Ron or Hermione in weeks
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DarkRoast posted...


How many Hagrids are there in this story, at least 2 lmao
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As far as villains go, Peter Parker is at the top of the heap with the most (probably only) redeemable qualities. The first, and most obvious, is that he's just a nice guy. Yes, he's a bit annoying at times. Yes, the Spider-Man of the early 20th century (and of all time) is an oddball. Yes, he never seems to know where his limits are.

What's more, while some villains become stale, Parker has always been memorable. His first appearance to the public is not an auspicious one. He's at a party and doesn't know any better. And despite it all, he's not completely broken. The second appearance is, well, an auspicious one. Even as Spider-Man, he's still the lovable character he was in High School and college. That last few months, and what's happened since, has been a bit of a turnaround for Spider-Man.

In terms of his own villainy, though, I think the only reason he hasn

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My breasts are enormous. The biggest I have been," says Emily, a teacher from Luton.

But the biggest she has had to date was five centimetres, which she says was only for a "training period" until she felt the need to "grow them out".

She says she has no problem with the fact she has not been able to "wear them outside".

"I'm not even sure that I can wear something more revealing than that. They're just big enough for a bikini, I couldn't ask for any more," she says.

"I wish I wasn't bothered about their size though."

She says the only way to get her boyfriend's attention is through looking down (in order to avoid an embarrassment-inducing "down there") and the size is not too much of a problem.

"I guess everyone needs something different but they are pretty comfortable now. They really do feel large. I mean they've grown to around 30-50kg."

The biggest she has had to date was four centimetres
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It was the biggest cervix she had ever seen. But it was also the biggest one she'd be able to hold. She let him hold it until she felt that her uterus was about to implode, then allowed him to unload. The force of it was so great his tongue pushed in from behind, forcing her to open her mouth to him, as he pulled. Even with that mouth open, his tongue was able to penetrate deeply. This was why she was so grateful she had chosen this profession: to spend her lifetime in pain so that she could experience the feeling of having her uterus rupture. If the walls of her uterus ever ruptured in a way she couldn't handle, she didn't have a choice but to do the deed. "I'll just have to be very careful this time," she told me when I asked her how her life could have turned out differently. I'm sure, just as she's sure, that she would never have made the decision to get an abortion had she not been compelled to do it by the fear that she would never be able to give it another go.
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OMG that cervix story is amazing
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