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KG536
08/15/19 3:52:14 AM
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He has done a lot. Imagine God dying for your sins. I got to admit I still lust over porn but Im trying my best to stop.
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DrizztLink
08/15/19 3:53:14 AM
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pres_madagascar
08/15/19 3:53:25 AM
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Please the sky daddy on your knees, bad boy.
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boxington
08/15/19 3:54:10 AM
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the whole sin thing is dumb, tbh.

under that belief system, we're born into sin, so we're screwed from the get go, despite how chaste or decently we might live.
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KINDERFELD
08/15/19 3:54:34 AM
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Jesus is Lord

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SailorGoon
08/15/19 3:58:14 AM
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I heard the ladies were quite fond of him.
Had quite the physique. He was hung like this *spreads arms apart*
I don't think this joke translate well over text, but eh
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Verdekal
08/15/19 4:00:51 AM
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Never asked him to.

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mattnd2007
08/15/19 4:00:57 AM
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I don't listen to a lot of Christian music, but I kind of dig these guys. Mix of Christian and country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm5oirhXl7I" data-time="


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aki_sora
08/15/19 5:35:07 AM
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Is Jesus a god or just passenger?
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mattnd2007
08/15/19 5:48:36 AM
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aki_sora posted...
Is Jesus a god or just passenger?
Passenger?

Anyway. He is both the son of God and God himself come to Earth as a mortal. Don't ask me how it works lol. I don't completely know

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RickyTheBAWSE
08/15/19 5:54:15 AM
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I bet he wouldn't do it again now that he's aware of how ungrateful and entitled people are.
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RescueBC
08/15/19 6:48:08 AM
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Just remember that Jesus is watching when you watch porn, and He will be coming soon. God bless.
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DrizztLink
08/15/19 6:57:02 AM
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RescueBC posted...
Jesus is watching when you watch porn, and He will be coming soon.

Oh dang, I should have watched longer.

I'd hate to blueball the Messiah.
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Hicks233
08/15/19 7:03:21 AM
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boxington posted...
the whole sin thing is dumb, tbh.

under that belief system, we're born into sin, so we're screwed from the get go, despite how chaste or decently we might live.

That's the point though, you can aspire and work at being better. It encourages an awareness and consideration. We can behave decently, or not and it sets a positive example to those around us. With the New Testament you have the forgiveness of sin and a redoubled encouragement to be the best you can. It's an open invitation, up to the individual to accept or decline.
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Perascamin
08/15/19 7:26:48 AM
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boxington posted...
the whole sin thing is dumb, tbh.

under that belief system, we're born into sin, so we're screwed from the get go, despite how chaste or decently we might live.

So the belief is that because we are born sinners it is only though our Lord Christ that we can be saved. No one is perfect and free from sin, except for Christ
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DeadBankerDream
08/15/19 7:28:01 AM
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Sin is a social construct.

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bknight
08/15/19 7:37:54 AM
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No Jesus, No Peace
Know Jesus, Know Peace
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DeadBankerDream
08/15/19 7:39:29 AM
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Know Jesus, No Peace
No Jesus, Know Peace

Wow, that was easy.

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bknight
08/15/19 7:40:42 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Know Jesus, No Peace
No Jesus, Know Peace

Wow, that was easy.

Jesus forgives you.
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BlockWatcher
08/15/19 7:57:02 AM
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It feels great to say Jesus is lord of my life, way better than when i was lord of my life
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NocturnalLight
08/15/19 8:15:15 AM
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Fuck that guy!
He and his father are to blame for given these whackjobs excuses to be assholes because "Itz in da bibel Durr!"
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Dyinglegacy
08/15/19 8:18:16 AM
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I like the whole idea of god, but I find it difficult to get past my human logic.
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008Zulu
08/15/19 8:21:02 AM
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He died for our sins, but we continue to sin. I believe that means his death was meaningless.
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Gobstoppers12
08/15/19 8:28:04 AM
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008Zulu posted...
He died for our sins, but we continue to sin. I believe that means his death was meaningless.

Not at all. His death on the cross paid for all of our sins, such that we may be forgiven if we ask it. There isn't an expiration date on his sacrifice and what it means for humanity.
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DevsBro
08/15/19 8:41:45 AM
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boxington posted...
the whole sin thing is dumb, tbh.

under that belief system, we're born into sin, so we're screwed from the get go, despite how chaste or decently we might live.

Have you ever told a lie?
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CloudThunder
08/15/19 9:07:39 AM
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just stopped by to say that GOD is an awesome GOD!!!!!!
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Flockaveli
08/15/19 9:15:20 AM
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If god was here right now I'd beat his ass.
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ThyCorndog
08/15/19 9:18:10 AM
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gods not real especially not the gods you just happened to be born and raised believing in
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TheDrivingForce
08/15/19 9:21:03 AM
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I will say this. I always had my doubts for God. But, I have went through couple things in my life, that is too hard to say it was coincidence, and, or luck. I believe. Whether they go by God, Jesus Christ, Father, and, or Holy spirit, or even something else, I believe.

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treewojima
08/15/19 9:22:07 AM
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why y'all worshipping a dude that died two millennia ago?
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AuroraUnit836
08/15/19 10:38:06 AM
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jesus christ had dreads so shake them

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boxington
08/15/19 10:48:41 AM
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Hicks233 posted...
boxington posted...
the whole sin thing is dumb, tbh.

under that belief system, we're born into sin, so we're screwed from the get go, despite how chaste or decently we might live.

That's the point though, you can aspire and work at being better. It encourages an awareness and consideration. We can behave decently, or not and it sets a positive example to those around us. With the New Testament you have the forgiveness of sin and a redoubled encouragement to be the best you can. It's an open invitation, up to the individual to accept or decline.

Perascamin posted...
boxington posted...
the whole sin thing is dumb, tbh.

under that belief system, we're born into sin, so we're screwed from the get go, despite how chaste or decently we might live.

So the belief is that because we are born sinners it is only though our Lord Christ that we can be saved. No one is perfect and free from sin, except for Christ

my thing is, though, is why?

I can maybe understand holding "sins" against people once they start understating what they are, but coming into this world with that already being held against you is pretty lame.

DevsBro posted...
boxington posted...
the whole sin thing is dumb, tbh.

under that belief system, we're born into sin, so we're screwed from the get go, despite how chaste or decently we might live.

Have you ever told a lie?

yea, but I wasn't referring to myself, just people in general.
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DevsBro
08/15/19 11:32:51 AM
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yea, but I wasn't referring to myself, just people in general.

Answers to that question don't tend to vary, unless the speaker is lying.
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RickyTheBAWSE
08/15/19 11:41:35 AM
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when is that movie starring Jesus and Chris Tucker coming out?

Detox will be out first, it feels like
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Jiggy101011
08/15/19 12:25:45 PM
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AuroraUnit836 posted...
jesus christ had dreads so shake them


I aint got none but I plan on growin some.
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Kalavinka
08/15/19 12:29:46 PM
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My dad can beat up your dad
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boxington
08/15/19 12:34:03 PM
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DevsBro posted...
yea, but I wasn't referring to myself, just people in general.

Answers to that question don't tend to vary, unless the speaker is lying.

not sure I understand.
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darkmaian23
08/15/19 1:35:49 PM
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BlockWatcher posted...
It feels great to say Jesus is lord of my life, way better than when i was lord of my life

What's the difference? Jesus doesn't directly speak to you and tell you what to do with your life. If you actually heard someone talking back to you when you prayed, you'd be schizophrenic. The best you'll get from praying is some vague hunches about what to do, which are really the same as you'd ordinarily get as a non-Christian, only you'll interpret them in light of what you hear in church or read in your Bible.

Christians are no different than regular people (I've been to many churches; I know) and that is the biggest strike against the religion. Jesus is supposed to transform people who are born again, but really everyone is the same.

CloudThunder posted...
just stopped by to say that GOD is an awesome GOD!!!!!!

As opposed to the other non-existent gods who definitely aren't awesome?

TheDrivingForce posted...
I will say this. I always had my doubts for God. But, I have went through couple things in my life, that is too hard to say it was coincidence, and, or luck. I believe. Whether they go by God, Jesus Christ, Father, and, or Holy spirit, or even something else, I believe.

So you believe a god exists, but not necessarily the Christian one?
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DaveTheUseless
08/15/19 1:38:25 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
I like the whole idea of god, but I find it difficult to get past my human logic.


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RickyTheBAWSE
08/15/19 1:39:07 PM
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it always looks disgusting when Atheist think they're owed an explanation as to why somebody believes in God.
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LostForest
08/15/19 1:46:15 PM
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Jesus Christ is great. Like no matter what you believe, the guy went through a shit ton of grief that he didn't need to, just because he thought it would be better for humankind if he did. That's pretty badass regardless of whether it was right or not.

My fiancee and I thank God every night before eating dinner (plus whatever animal was involved in cooking, usually chicken or fish) just cuz ungratefulness is becoming a fucking plague in American culture and we don't want to be a part of it.
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DaveTheUseless
08/15/19 1:47:26 PM
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It appears that you have been Found, LostForest.

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Hanky_Bannister
08/15/19 1:47:49 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
PIpJCrl

still one of my faves

the gif is great
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darkmaian23
08/15/19 1:52:47 PM
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LostForest posted...
Jesus Christ is great. Like no matter what you believe, the guy went through a shit ton of grief that he didn't need to, just because he thought it would be better for humankind if he did.

That's a contradiction. If you don't believe Jesus Christ was God, you don't necessarily think he did anything at all. Or even that he was a real person.
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KINDERFELD
08/15/19 1:58:27 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
PIpJCrl


Thank you for posting this.

It highlights how utterly stupid ALL religions are.

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_Matchabuu_
08/15/19 2:02:14 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Pass.

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Hicks233
08/15/19 2:29:45 PM
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boxington posted...
my thing is, though, is why?

I can maybe understand holding "sins" against people once they start understating what they are, but coming into this world with that already being held against you is pretty lame.

Ask the Jews. It's Old Testament/Torah that goes all punishment happy.

New Testament has the absolution and the encouragement to try better this time.
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Hanky_Bannister
08/15/19 2:31:05 PM
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Hicks233 posted...
boxington posted...
my thing is, though, is why?

I can maybe understand holding "sins" against people once they start understating what they are, but coming into this world with that already being held against you is pretty lame.

Ask the Jews. It's Old Testament/Torah that goes all punishment happy.

New Testament has the absolution and the encouragement to try better this time.

weird that an omnipotent being far beyond anything we can ever understand would be so governed by human emotional swings.
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Hicks233
08/15/19 2:34:15 PM
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Hanky_Bannister posted...
Hicks233 posted...
boxington posted...
my thing is, though, is why?

I can maybe understand holding "sins" against people once they start understating what they are, but coming into this world with that already being held against you is pretty lame.

Ask the Jews. It's Old Testament/Torah that goes all punishment happy.

New Testament has the absolution and the encouragement to try better this time.

weird that an omnipotent being far beyond anything we can ever understand would be so governed by human emotional swings.

Just did a bit more poking around and it is apparently Irenaeus, an early Christian Bishop that got the ball rolling on the fixation with Original Sin. So in this instance you'd likely just get a set of shrugged shoulders if you went asking Rabbis about it. Trip to the Vatican would likely get you more. So my error there.

Kind of interesting that the early church was still focusing on that issue or idea of original sin and not focusing on the redemption and salvation aspect... Well, perhaps not focusing, but arguing about it to the extent it did.

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