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Kurumiee 08/13/19 7:00:16 AM #1:	And have you done that before? <cite>Kurumiee posted [p:926002569] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>And have you done that before?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta_ 08/13/19 7:05:39 AM #2:	Da nephilim --- https://imgur.com/P88EYmN https://imgur.com/qxu2L01 https://imgur.com/1kMCL https://imgur.com/mvXIh0Q <cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted [p:926002661] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>Da nephilim</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 08/13/19 7:09:20 AM #3:	<cite>PBusted posted [p:926002719] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 08/13/19 11:36:53 AM #4:	What? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:926009900] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>What?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 08/13/19 11:40:53 AM #5:	Song of Solomon/Songs is without question the most erotic part but keep in mind it's thousands of years old and uses lots of figurative speech. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:926010059] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>Song of Solomon/Songs is without question the most erotic part but keep in mind it's thousands of years old and uses lots of figurative speech.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 08/13/19 11:43:47 AM #6:	PBusted posted... This is figurative. It's talking about God and Israel being related as a husband and wife, and how in such a comparison, Israel was a nasty whore the whole time--this referring to idolotry. Interestingly, God revisits this simile when he instructs Hosea to go find a whore and marry her as a symbol of what he did for Israel. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Hosea+1&version=NIV&interface=amp There's a lot of really interesting stuff in the Bible lol. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:926010178] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>PBusted posted...</cite> <quote></quote> This is figurative. It's talking about God and Israel being related as a husband and wife, and how in such a comparison, Israel was a nasty whore the whole time--this referring to idolotry. Interestingly, God revisits this simile when he instructs Hosea to go find a whore and marry her as a symbol of what he did for Israel. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Hosea+1&version=NIV&interface=amp There's a lot of really interesting stuff in the Bible lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tupacrulez 08/13/19 11:47:25 AM #7:	DevsBro posted... There's a lot of really dumb shit in the Bible lol. Ftfy --- Suck less, Rock Moar You're straight up right --r4xor <cite>Tupacrulez posted [p:926010315] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>There's a lot of really dumb shit in the Bible lol.</quote> Ftfy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 08/13/19 11:49:06 AM #8:	PROVERBS 5:18-19 May your fountain be blessed, and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth. A loving doe, a graceful deer may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be intoxicated with her love. (NIV) --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:926010381] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>PROVERBS 5:18-19 May your fountain be blessed, and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth. A loving doe, a graceful deer may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be intoxicated with her love. (NIV)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PikachuMaxwell 08/13/19 6:44:36 PM #10:	The one about Onan --- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Favorite Characters: https://imgur.com/tcQlEb7 Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn <cite>PikachuMaxwell posted [p:926027699] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>The one about Onan</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RaulJenkins 08/13/19 6:44:57 PM #11:	I like this topic. --- Raul <cite>RaulJenkins posted [p:926027717] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>I like this topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 08/13/19 6:48:49 PM #12:	PBusted posted... "24+ Creative Memes That Are Mind Boggling" Barf <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:926027863] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>PBusted posted...</cite> <quote></quote> "24+ Creative Memes That Are Mind Boggling" Barf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 08/13/19 6:50:22 PM #13:	Remember when you used to get modded for talking about masturbation --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:926027929] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>Remember when you used to get modded for talking about masturbation</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMountain 08/13/19 6:52:11 PM #14:	Deuteronomy 25:11-12 New International Version (NIV) 11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity Definitely this one <cite>BloodMountain posted [p:926028001] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>Deuteronomy 25:11-12 New International Version (NIV) 11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity Definitely this one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 08/13/19 6:52:17 PM #15:	DevsBro posted... PBusted posted... This is figurative. It's talking about God and Israel being related as a husband and wife, and how in such a comparison, Israel was a nasty whore the whole time--this referring to idolotry. Interestingly, God revisits this simile when he instructs Hosea to go find a whore and marry her as a symbol of what he did for Israel. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Hosea+1&version=NIV&interface=amp There's a lot of really interesting stuff in the Bible lol. So God has needledick syndrome --- I exist, kind of. Two halves that don't make a whole. Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:926028007] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>PBusted posted...</cite> <quote></quote> This is figurative. It's talking about God and Israel being related as a husband and wife, and how in such a comparison, Israel was a nasty whore the whole time--this referring to idolotry. Interestingly, God revisits this simile when he instructs Hosea to go find a whore and marry her as a symbol of what he did for Israel. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Hosea+1&version=NIV&interface=amp There's a lot of really interesting stuff in the Bible lol.</quote> So God has needledick syndrome</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMountain 08/13/19 6:53:04 PM #16:	Evening_Dragon posted... DevsBro posted... PBusted posted... This is figurative. It's talking about God and Israel being related as a husband and wife, and how in such a comparison, Israel was a nasty whore the whole time--this referring to idolotry. Interestingly, God revisits this simile when he instructs Hosea to go find a whore and marry her as a symbol of what he did for Israel. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Hosea+1&version=NIV&interface=amp There's a lot of really interesting stuff in the Bible lol. So God has needledick syndrome Makes sense if you've read the book <cite>BloodMountain posted [p:926028042] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>Evening_Dragon posted...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>PBusted posted...</cite> <quote></quote> This is figurative. It's talking about God and Israel being related as a husband and wife, and how in such a comparison, Israel was a nasty whore the whole time--this referring to idolotry. Interestingly, God revisits this simile when he instructs Hosea to go find a whore and marry her as a symbol of what he did for Israel. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Hosea+1&version=NIV&interface=amp There's a lot of really interesting stuff in the Bible lol.</quote> So God has needledick syndrome</quote> Makes sense if you've read the book</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 08/13/19 6:54:25 PM #17:	Probably when God cucked Joseph. <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:926028102] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>Probably when God cucked Joseph.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
r25 08/13/19 6:56:42 PM #18:	PBusted posted... So back then people were dick shaming. Glad I live in 2019 where big dicks are openly celebrated. <cite>r25 posted [p:926028182] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>PBusted posted...</cite> <quote></quote> So back then people were dick shaming. Glad I live in 2019 where big dicks are openly celebrated.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 08/13/19 6:56:47 PM #19:	Ezekiel 23:20 --- https://i.imgtc.com/eMQvkRJ.png https://i.imgtc.ws/l86HyIt.png <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:926028184] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>Ezekiel 23:20</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 08/13/19 7:02:39 PM #20:	Out of all the euphemisms, similes, and metaphors they could have used, but they went with the donkey one... --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:926028419] in What is th... [t:77935668]...</cite> <quote>Out of all the euphemisms, similes, and metaphors they could have used, but they went with the donkey one...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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