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XboxLegendary
08/11/19 4:37:17 PM
#1:


If you became a slave to a female celebrity who wanted to use your face as her toilet paper (maybe she wants to save trees?), who would you hope it be?

For me (in no particular order):

Scarlett Johansson
Ariana Grande
Sophia Vergara
Brie Larson
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Puglia77
08/11/19 4:37:46 PM
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Ariana Grande
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Solar_Crimson
08/11/19 4:37:53 PM
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No one.
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DeadBankerDream
08/11/19 4:38:27 PM
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*Breaks Hide Topic virginity*

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EbonTitanium
08/11/19 4:39:43 PM
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None.
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Stagmar
08/11/19 4:39:57 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
No one.

DeadBankerDream posted...
*Breaks Hide Topic virginity*

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MabusIncarnate
08/11/19 4:43:18 PM
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Alexandria Daddario

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XboxLegendary
08/11/19 4:44:17 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
No one.


EbonTitanium posted...
None.


Just a quick question, I'm just curious. Do either of you identify as homosexual?
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SauI_Goodman
08/11/19 4:46:10 PM
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i don't know about toilet paper but the following can sit on face and control my breathing and suffocate me if they wish

jessica biel
jessica alba
scarjo
j.lo
tessa thompson
jillian michaels
sandra bullock
famke janssen
jennifer aniston
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EbonTitanium
08/11/19 4:47:49 PM
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XboxLegendary posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
No one.


EbonTitanium posted...
None.


Just a quick question, I'm just curious. Do either of you identify as homosexual?

Nope.
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ModLogic
08/11/19 4:48:08 PM
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MabusIncarnate
08/11/19 4:49:03 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
i don't know about toilet paper but the following can sit on face and control my breathing and suffocate me if they wish

jessica biel
jessica alba
scarjo
j.lo
tessa thompson
jillian michaels
sandra bullock
famke janssen
jennifer aniston
I could see Jillian Michaels getting real into it a popping your head like a watermelon between her thighs.

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Solar_Crimson
08/11/19 4:50:08 PM
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XboxLegendary posted...
Do either of you identify as homosexual?

No. I would rather not have shit on my face.
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SauI_Goodman
08/11/19 4:51:21 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
i don't know about toilet paper but the following can sit on face and control my breathing and suffocate me if they wish

jessica biel
jessica alba
scarjo
j.lo
tessa thompson
jillian michaels
sandra bullock
famke janssen
jennifer aniston
I could see Jillian Michaels getting real into it a popping your head like a watermelon between her thighs.

What a way to go! She could even take her legs, wrap them around my head and bob my head back and forth and just dominate me if she wanted
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