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CrimsonWaffle
07/22/19 2:13:37 PM
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Could you lend me a jar of love?
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Alpha218
07/22/19 2:17:54 PM
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Kirk van Houten is funny in a very sad way
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MrChuckleteeth
07/22/19 2:21:11 PM
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I sleep in a racing car, do you?
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HylianFox
07/22/19 2:34:42 PM
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Hurtin' hearts need some healin'
So take my hand with your glove of love
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Goats
07/22/19 2:37:25 PM
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Here have my crippling depression and anxiety!
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Lost_All_Senses
07/22/19 2:39:46 PM
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Depends what you mean by "jar of love". Cause I been storing my love in jars for years.
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CrimsonWaffle
07/22/19 3:47:36 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Kirk van Houten is funny in a very sad way

That's why we love him haha
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eston
07/22/19 3:49:53 PM
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kuwab0
07/22/19 4:03:21 PM
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So, that's it after 20 years? "So long. Good luck?"
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Thatuser
07/22/19 4:04:16 PM
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kuwab0 posted...
So, that's it after 20 years? "So long. Good luck?"

I don't recall saying good luck.
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CrimsonWaffle
07/23/19 7:22:58 PM
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It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?
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HylianFox
07/23/19 7:25:33 PM
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We didn't all go to Gudger College
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TerrifyingRei
07/23/19 7:25:59 PM
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sure i'm not using mine
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HairyThotter
07/23/19 7:26:52 PM
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Bro I can link you to a websight where you can buy a jar of gamer girl piss... would that work?
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_Matchabuu_
07/23/19 7:27:10 PM
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TerrifyingRei posted...
sure i'm not using mine

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TendoDRM
07/23/19 7:27:38 PM
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Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.
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HylianFox
07/23/19 7:28:10 PM
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TerrifyingRei posted...
sure i'm not using mine

reminds me of a riff from Pod People

Greasy band member: "Not a soul for miles"
Joel: "I'm not bringing mine!"
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ninjarobot_22
07/23/19 7:35:32 PM
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It's a door, use it!
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thronedfire2
07/23/19 7:36:46 PM
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No sorry I dont have any
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JimCarrysToe
07/23/19 8:11:14 PM
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I know a guy with a jar of love buried in his backyard. You mind having a little pony in it?
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CrimsonWaffle
07/23/19 8:58:11 PM
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Why don't you tell them one of your little bedtime stories, huh? Like the one about how rotten it is to be married to a loser. Or how about the one about how I carry a change purse? Yeah, a purse!
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HylianFox
07/23/19 9:20:10 PM
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I'll tell a story. A story about a man who's father-in-law got him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory.

(BORING)

A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial impotence

(Here we go)

Sent the #1 cracker factory in town into a tie for 6th with Table Time and Allied Biscuit!
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BENGHAZl
07/24/19 12:25:46 PM
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HylianFox posted...
I'll tell a story. A story about a man who's father-in-law got him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory.

(BORING)

A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial impotence

(Here we go)

Sent the #1 cracker factory in town into a tie for 6th with Table Time and Allied Biscuit!


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thanosibe
07/24/19 12:31:20 PM
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MrChuckleteeth posted...
I sleep in a racing car, do you?
No. I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
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BruceWayneJr
07/24/19 12:36:50 PM
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BENGHAZl posted...
HylianFox posted...
I'll tell a story. A story about a man who's father-in-law got him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory.

(BORING)

A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial impotence

(Here we go)

Sent the #1 cracker factory in town into a tie for 6th with Table Time and Allied Biscuit!


oogeeVX


Perfect.
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