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No_U_L7 07/21/19 6:15:36 AM #1:	met 2 hot girls on the street while i was walking to the bar, invited them to my local bar. they wanted us to do tequila shots off each other so i buy the first round (ugh). of course, when it comes time to take the lime out of the mouth i just make out with both of them. then i move to them to another bar...and much to my surprise one of the girls buys the round (they aren't just using me for drinks!) rinse repeat, make out, etc. then...they get the bright idea to go to the club next door that charges $20 cover ugh. i get to the front of the line...and the door girl recognizes me and says she'll let me in free just this once. i didn't even have to ask! unfortunately the girls had to pay to get in rinse and repeat with the tequila shots, surprise again the 3rd girl bought this time! we grind and go at it on the dance floor. sidenote: both girls were over 6 feet in heels, and my 5'-6" self couldn't grind on them...their butts only came up to my stomach lol eventually i tell them to go to the next spot and end up taking them home with me with the intent of going for the threeway one of the girls asks to use the bathroom and ends up puking/falling asleep in the bathroom... but the other girl comes out, with a look on her face like she's happy to have me all to herself we sit on the couch, listen to music, talk...and eventually start going at it i get her naked but she tells me she's a virgin (50/50 on whether i believe her...) and doesn't want to bang. i play it slow and we do a lot of naked stuff together...we eventually bang for a brief minute (her inexperience made it uncomfortable for her so we stopped) eventually she breaks off to check on her other friend. they both come out, hang for a minute then decide to call an uber home --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:924975400] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote>met 2 hot girls on the street while i was walking to the bar, invited them to my local bar. they wanted us to do tequila shots off each other so i buy the first round (ugh). of course, when it comes time to take the lime out of the mouth i just make out with both of them. then i move to them to another bar...and much to my surprise one of the girls buys the round (they aren't just using me for drinks!) rinse repeat, make out, etc. then...they get the bright idea to go to the club next door that charges $20 cover ugh. i get to the front of the line...and the door girl recognizes me and says she'll let me in free just this once. i didn't even have to ask! unfortunately the girls had to pay to get in rinse and repeat with the tequila shots, surprise again the 3rd girl bought this time! we grind and go at it on the dance floor. sidenote: both girls were over 6 feet in heels, and my 5'-6" self couldn't grind on them...their butts only came up to my stomach lol eventually i tell them to go to the next spot and end up taking them home with me with the intent of going for the threeway one of the girls asks to use the bathroom and ends up puking/falling asleep in the bathroom... but the other girl comes out, with a look on her face like she's happy to have me all to herself we sit on the couch, listen to music, talk...and eventually start going at it i get her naked but she tells me she's a virgin (50/50 on whether i believe her...) and doesn't want to bang. i play it slow and we do a lot of naked stuff together...we eventually bang for a brief minute (her inexperience made it uncomfortable for her so we stopped) eventually she breaks off to check on her other friend. they both come out, hang for a minute then decide to call an uber home</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nazanir 07/21/19 6:19:21 AM #2:	Assuming there are an infinite number of universes, which means that there are an infinite number of alternate TC's, in none of any of those universes this happened. --- XboX GT/Steam/Wii-U - Nazanir <cite>Nazanir posted [p:924975453] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote>Assuming there are an infinite number of universes, which means that there are an infinite number of alternate TC's, in none of any of those universes this happened.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vermander 07/21/19 6:22:06 AM #3:	Nazanir posted... Assuming there are an infinite number of universes, which means that there are an infinite number of alternate TC's, in none of any of those universes this happened. --- Remember kids, Jesus died for your sins. So if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing. <cite>Vermander posted [p:924975483] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nazanir posted...</cite> <quote>Assuming there are an infinite number of universes, which means that there are an infinite number of alternate TC's, in none of any of those universes this happened.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeToTheMAX 07/21/19 6:34:53 AM #4:	The only believable thing about this entire story is you being 5'6". <cite>AwesomeToTheMAX posted [p:924975643] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote>The only believable thing about this entire story is you being 5'6".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delirious_Beard 07/21/19 6:36:06 AM #5:	Vermander posted... Nazanir posted... Assuming there are an infinite number of universes, which means that there are an infinite number of alternate TC's, in none of any of those universes this happened. --- https://i.imgtc.com/hB9W4JK.gif You act like I don't know my own way home <cite>Delirious_Beard posted [p:924975654] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vermander posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Nazanir posted...</cite> <quote>Assuming there are an infinite number of universes, which means that there are an infinite number of alternate TC's, in none of any of those universes this happened.</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OrangeCrush980 07/21/19 7:01:08 AM #6:	AwesomeToTheMAX posted... The only believable thing about this entire story is you being 5'6". --- Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality <cite>OrangeCrush980 posted [p:924975994] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>AwesomeToTheMAX posted...</cite> <quote>The only believable thing about this entire story is you being 5'6".</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 07/21/19 7:02:05 AM #7:	Idk what you were thinking when you made this thread, but it clearly wasn't "I'm gonna get rekt for making this" --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:924976006] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote>Idk what you were thinking when you made this thread, but it clearly wasn't "I'm gonna get rekt for making this"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 07/21/19 7:05:42 AM #8:	MabusIncarnate posted... Idk what you were thinking when you made this thread, but it clearly wasn't "I'm gonna get rekt for making this" lol do you think i ever care what people post, it's always the same old bs. i just had a fun night and wanted to walk through it mentally...so i typed it up and might as well post here. first night in a while literally all the stars aligned for me. only way things could have gone better was if i didn't have to pay for any drinks, i had the threeway or the girl wasn't a virgin so it was less uncomfortable --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:924976051] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Idk what you were thinking when you made this thread, but it clearly wasn't "I'm gonna get rekt for making this"</quote> lol do you think i ever care what people post, it's always the same old bs. i just had a fun night and wanted to walk through it mentally...so i typed it up and might as well post here. first night in a while literally all the stars aligned for me. only way things could have gone better was if i didn't have to pay for any drinks, i had the threeway or the girl wasn't a virgin so it was less uncomfortable</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0xDEFECADE 07/21/19 7:06:48 AM #9:	Nazanir posted... Assuming there are an infinite number of universes, which means that there are an infinite number of alternate TC's, in none of any of those universes this happened. lol --- 1101 1110 1111 1110 1100 1010 1101 1110 one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>0xDEFECADE posted [p:924976063] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nazanir posted...</cite> <quote>Assuming there are an infinite number of universes, which means that there are an infinite number of alternate TC's, in none of any of those universes this happened.</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzureAnihilator 07/21/19 7:10:16 AM #10:	No_U_L7 posted... so i typed it up and might as well post here. Is that right? Minors post here. And they don't need to be reading about your hilariously fake sex fantasy. --- Man of the People - Hero of the Hour https://imgur.com/H3MsnzZ <cite>AzureAnihilator posted [p:924976100] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>so i typed it up and might as well post here.</quote> Is that right? Minors post here. And they don't need to be reading about your hilariously fake sex fantasy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 07/21/19 7:10:57 AM #11:	AzureAnihilator posted... No_U_L7 posted... so i typed it up and might as well post here. Is that right? Minors post here. And they don't need to be reading about your hilariously fake sex fantasy. it may not be rated G, but none if it is explicit (on purpose) --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:924976107] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>AzureAnihilator posted...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>so i typed it up and might as well post here.</quote> Is that right? Minors post here. And they don't need to be reading about your hilariously fake sex fantasy.</quote> it may not be rated G, but none if it is explicit (on purpose)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0xDEFECADE 07/21/19 7:14:17 AM #12:	A through D and all of the above!! You the champ No_U_l7@!!! --- 1101 1110 1111 1110 1100 1010 1101 1110 one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>0xDEFECADE posted [p:924976152] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote>A through D and all of the above!! You the champ No_U_l7@!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 07/21/19 7:29:46 AM #13:	0xDEFECADE posted... A through D and all of the above!! You the champ No_U_l7@!!! thanks cat boy! --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:924976390] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>0xDEFECADE posted...</cite> <quote>A through D and all of the above!! You the champ No_U_l7@!!!</quote> thanks cat boy!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Akagami_Shanks 07/21/19 7:31:02 AM #14:	Delirious_Beard posted... Vermander posted... Nazanir posted... Assuming there are an infinite number of universes, which means that there are an infinite number of alternate TC's, in none of any of those universes this happened. --- PSN: TYruler50 XBL: TYruler50, Switch: 4538-0715-0699, Battle.net: TYmaster50#1751, Steam: TYmaster50 <cite>Akagami_Shanks posted [p:924976402] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>Delirious_Beard posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vermander posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Nazanir posted...</cite> <quote>Assuming there are an infinite number of universes, which means that there are an infinite number of alternate TC's, in none of any of those universes this happened.</quote></quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssjevot 07/21/19 7:58:15 AM #15:	I can acceptone 6' girl being attracted to a short guy. My cousin is 6' and married someone who is 5'8" (and rich). But you somehow met two by chance on the way to the bar? Nah. Unless they were 6' spheroids I don't believe this. --- Favorite Games: BlazBlue: Central Fiction, Street Fighter III: Third Strike, Bayonetta, Bloodborne thats a username you habe - chuckyhacksss <cite>ssjevot posted [p:924976815] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote>I can acceptone 6' girl being attracted to a short guy. My cousin is 6' and married someone who is 5'8" (and rich). But you somehow met two by chance on the way to the bar? Nah. Unless they were 6' spheroids I don't believe this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoundNetwork 07/21/19 8:01:37 AM #16:	Good job, don't let these internet bullies get you down. I'm glad you had a fun night. Please post more of your life success stories so you can motivate people like me. --- https://imgur.com/HcKBWZ6 <cite>SoundNetwork posted [p:924976871] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote>Good job, don't let these internet bullies get you down. I'm glad you had a fun night. Please post more of your life success stories so you can motivate people like me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 07/21/19 8:10:47 AM #17:	ssjevot posted... I can accept one 6' girl being attracted to a short guy. My cousin is 6' and married someone who is 5'8" (and rich). But you somehow met two by chance on the way to the bar? Nah. Unless they were 6' spheroids I don't believe this. lol i'm a pick up artist...i understand attraction to the point i can create it with anyone. that is not to say i'll make every girl attracted to me, but rather i know how to take the steps to make it happen. just happened both girls were into it this time SoundNetwork posted... Good job, don't let these internet bullies get you down. I'm glad you had a fun night. Please post more of your life success stories so you can motivate people like me. glad someone enjoys hearing about my life! --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:924977016] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>ssjevot posted...</cite> <quote>I can accept one 6' girl being attracted to a short guy. My cousin is 6' and married someone who is 5'8" (and rich). But you somehow met two by chance on the way to the bar? Nah. Unless they were 6' spheroids I don't believe this.</quote> lol i'm a pick up artist...i understand attraction to the point i can create it with anyone. that is not to say i'll make every girl attracted to me, but rather i know how to take the steps to make it happen. just happened both girls were into it this time <cite>SoundNetwork posted...</cite> <quote>Good job, don't let these internet bullies get you down. I'm glad you had a fun night. Please post more of your life success stories so you can motivate people like me.</quote> glad someone enjoys hearing about my life!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StealthRock 07/21/19 8:29:06 AM #18:	Is there ever a poster here that people dont accuse of being fake?? I dont care if its real or not but it does sound like a fun night. Wish you wouldve got that threeway --- Pokemon is awesome <cite>StealthRock posted [p:924977343] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote>Is there ever a poster here that people dont accuse of being fake?? I dont care if its real or not but it does sound like a fun night. Wish you wouldve got that threeway</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 07/21/19 8:31:55 AM #19:	No_U_L7 posted... i just had a fun night and wanted to walk through it mentally...so i typed it up and might as well post here. Or you could have posted this in one of your poo-ah forums instead. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:924977379] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>i just had a fun night and wanted to walk through it mentally...so i typed it up and might as well post here. </quote> Or you could have posted this in one of your poo-ah forums instead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Akagami_Shanks 07/21/19 2:04:39 PM #20:	StealthRock posted... Is there ever a poster here that people dont accuse of being fake?? I dont care if its real or not but it does sound like a fun night. Wish you wouldve got that threeway Tc is known for posting this kind of stuff which is why nobody believes him --- PSN: TYruler50 XBL: TYruler50, Switch: 4538-0715-0699, Battle.net: TYmaster50#1751, Steam: TYmaster50 <cite>Akagami_Shanks posted [p:924986709] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>StealthRock posted...</cite> <quote>Is there ever a poster here that people dont accuse of being fake?? I dont care if its real or not but it does sound like a fun night. Wish you wouldve got that threeway</quote> Tc is known for posting this kind of stuff which is why nobody believes him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 07/21/19 6:10:58 PM #21:	the girl that ended up puking was actually more down and definitely a virgin, wonder if i would've had a better night if they swapped places lol --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:924995987] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote>the girl that ended up puking was actually more down and definitely a virgin, wonder if i would've had a better night if they swapped places lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 07/21/19 11:31:50 PM #22:	No reply to my texts from either girl...yet --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:925009256] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote>No reply to my texts from either girl...yet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrK3V 07/21/19 11:34:51 PM #23:	I miss your gimmick of never getting girls and being a whiny guy I can't believe I'm saying that --- "Why are you putting someone on blast in your sig? Isn't that bullying another user? You should be ashamed." - Spritelimit <cite>MrK3V posted [p:925009358] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote>I miss your gimmick of never getting girls and being a whiny guy I can't believe I'm saying that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 07/21/19 11:36:42 PM #24:	MrK3V posted... I miss your gimmick of never getting girls and being a whiny guy I can't believe I'm saying that idk why people fixate so much on "winning percentage". statistically most of the time it just isn't going to work out with a girl every time you talk to a girl. i'll still sleep with 6ish girls every year now, out of the thousands that i talk to....but who cares. i'll remember the 6 hotties more than any "rejection" ever. i follow the same path every single time, taking the right steps and assuming things will work out for me....they happened to work out well for me last night, and that isn't unusual. it just means i took correct action and "luck" was in my favor. not that "luck" ever really exists, it's just statistical averages over time --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:925009419] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>MrK3V posted...</cite> <quote>I miss your gimmick of never getting girls and being a whiny guy I can't believe I'm saying that</quote> idk why people fixate so much on "winning percentage". statistically most of the time it just isn't going to work out with a girl every time you talk to a girl. i'll still sleep with 6ish girls every year now, out of the thousands that i talk to....but who cares. i'll remember the 6 hotties more than any "rejection" ever. i follow the same path every single time, taking the right steps and assuming things will work out for me....they happened to work out well for me last night, and that isn't unusual. it just means i took correct action and "luck" was in my favor. not that "luck" ever really exists, it's just statistical averages over time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tmaster148 07/21/19 11:41:02 PM #25:	So in your fantasy world you are so bad at sex girls will just straight up leave you for trying. --- https://imgur.com/BBcZDLJ <cite>Tmaster148 posted [p:925009560] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote>So in your fantasy world you are so bad at sex girls will just straight up leave you for trying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 07/21/19 11:43:28 PM #26:	B final answer --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:925009636] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote>B final answer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0xDEFECADE 07/21/19 11:46:58 PM #27:	No_U_L7 posted... No reply to my texts from either girl...yet if the story is real, it won't happen my man --- 1101 1110 1111 1110 1100 1010 1101 1110 one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>0xDEFECADE posted [p:925009750] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>No reply to my texts from either girl...yet</quote> if the story is real, it won't happen my man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 07/21/19 11:49:02 PM #28:	0xDEFECADE posted... No_U_L7 posted... No reply to my texts from either girl...yet if the story is real, it won't happen my man If I had a heart it would be breaking right now --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:925009817] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>0xDEFECADE posted...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>No reply to my texts from either girl...yet</quote> if the story is real, it won't happen my man</quote> If I had a heart it would be breaking right now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0xDEFECADE 07/21/19 11:49:30 PM #29:	No_U_L7 posted... 0xDEFECADE posted... No_U_L7 posted... No reply to my texts from either girl...yet if the story is real, it won't happen my man If I had a heart it would be breaking right now I'm srry. girls are mean --- 1101 1110 1111 1110 1100 1010 1101 1110 one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>0xDEFECADE posted [p:925009828] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>0xDEFECADE posted...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>No reply to my texts from either girl...yet</quote> if the story is real, it won't happen my man</quote> If I had a heart it would be breaking right now</quote> I'm srry. girls are mean</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 07/21/19 11:52:58 PM #30:	No_U_L7 posted... eventually she breaks off to check on her other friend. they both come out, hang for a minute then decide to call an uber home This is yet another one of your stories that might have actually happened because of the sad and depressing ending. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:925009933] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote> eventually she breaks off to check on her other friend. they both come out, hang for a minute then decide to call an uber home</quote> This is yet another one of your stories that might have actually happened because of the sad and depressing ending.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 07/22/19 12:04:12 AM #31:	Tmaster148 posted... So in your fantasy world you are so bad at sex girls will just straight up leave you for trying. Maybe it is his sub conscious accepting the fact he cant close. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:925010264] in took 2 hot... [t:77878838]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tmaster148 posted...</cite> <quote>So in your fantasy world you are so bad at sex girls will just straight up leave you for trying.</quote> Maybe it is his sub conscious accepting the fact he cant close.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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