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PatrickMahomes
07/11/19 7:11:39 PM
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There was always a little stubble which never truly actually bothered me, but she just texted me saying she's sick of shaving down there and that she's getting it waxed

Dang I am fucking stoked, it's going to be so smooth
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TomNook20
07/11/19 7:12:33 PM
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AwesomeToTheMAX
07/11/19 7:13:00 PM
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Kinda weird for a hand to get a waxing
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HypnoCoosh
07/11/19 7:13:19 PM
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Really the only way to go.
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eggcorn
07/11/19 7:15:23 PM
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That's code for "there's a hot new guy at work."
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LookANinja
07/11/19 7:20:45 PM
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MabusIncarnate
07/11/19 7:23:47 PM
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AwesomeToTheMAX posted...
Kinda weird for a hand to get a waxing

Rekt
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NinjaWarrior455
07/11/19 7:24:14 PM
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AwesomeToTheMAX posted...
Kinda weird for a hand to get a waxing

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AlephZero
07/11/19 7:30:56 PM
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is she waxing the brown hole
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TreyFlowers
07/11/19 7:31:28 PM
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My wife had laser last year. it's OP
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DeadSite
07/11/19 7:31:44 PM
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Deadpool_18
07/11/19 7:33:13 PM
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Shes sick of shaving? Shes never going to shave again? Shes going to pay someone to wax it every time?
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sadbois
07/11/19 7:41:02 PM
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Certain people: eww no women must be completely hairless everywhere except their head ewww

Also people:

KHEgLm2
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rexcrk
07/11/19 8:08:35 PM
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eggcorn posted...
That's code for "there's a hot new guy at work."

Oof
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Yao
07/11/19 8:11:04 PM
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sadbois posted...
Certain people: eww no women must be completely hairless everywhere except their head ewww

Also people:

KHEgLm2


sadbois
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Austin_Era_II
07/11/19 8:19:03 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Shes sick of shaving? Shes never going to shave again? Shes going to pay someone to wax it every time?


This lol
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AlmightyCheeks
07/11/19 8:20:00 PM
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AwesomeToTheMAX posted...
Kinda weird for a hand to get a waxing

not when his palms are that hairy
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PatrickMahomes
07/12/19 9:28:30 PM
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W1XQgVW

she had to leave a few? what the fuck is this shit
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Weezy_Tha_Don
07/12/19 9:34:16 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
W1XQgVW

she had to leave a few? what the fuck is this shit


time to trade her in
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