Poll of the Day > I literally ate half a pineapple before my date last night and she ditched me

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Blighboy 07/07/19 12:06:13 AM #1:	Just walks out halfway through the film and sends me some BS texts How can I put in so much effort and still be a turbo virgin anti Chad. --- https://imgtc.com/i/gl6tuJ6.png <cite>Blighboy posted [p:924345866] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>Just walks out halfway through the film and sends me some BS texts How can I put in so much effort and still be a turbo virgin anti Chad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 07/07/19 12:10:22 AM #2:	Why the pineapple and what was the film? --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:924346016] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>Why the pineapple and what was the film?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 07/07/19 12:11:35 AM #3:	Is that enough time for the pineapple to get through your system? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:924346063] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>Is that enough time for the pineapple to get through your system?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blighboy 07/07/19 12:15:41 AM #4:	Sarcasthma posted... Is that enough time for the pineapple to get through your system? I piss at a frankly alarming frequency so I would hope so --- https://imgtc.com/i/gl6tuJ6.png <cite>Blighboy posted [p:924346239] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote>Is that enough time for the pineapple to get through your system?</quote> I piss at a frankly alarming frequency so I would hope so</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 07/07/19 12:37:22 AM #5:	Firewood18 posted... Why the pineapple and what was the film? Pineapple makes your man gunk taste great, supposedly --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:924347064] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>Why the pineapple and what was the film?</quote> Pineapple makes your man gunk taste great, supposedly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DANTE20XX 07/07/19 1:29:30 AM #6:	She's just not that into you. --- Solid's snake still shoots liquid, it's just that it's null. <cite>DANTE20XX posted [p:924348968] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>She's just not that into you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jramirez23 07/07/19 2:15:08 AM #7:	Greenfox111 posted... Firewood18 posted... Why the pineapple and what was the film? Pineapple makes your man gunk taste great, supposedly lmao --- When life backs you up into a corner, come out swingin'! <cite>jramirez23 posted [p:924350361] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote><cite>Greenfox111 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>Why the pineapple and what was the film?</quote> Pineapple makes your man gunk taste great, supposedly</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude 07/09/19 5:28:05 PM #8:	You need to be drinking pinapple juice a solid week in advance to notice any difference --- 3DS friend code: 5112-3770-6561 IGN: Chris Rock Safari: Pupitar, Rhydon, dwebble <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:924464020] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>You need to be drinking pinapple juice a solid week in advance to notice any difference</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CTLM 07/09/19 5:38:36 PM #9:	Eating all that pineapple isn't a waste. It is so good. Only bad thing is when you eat too much and it makes your tongue sore <cite>CTLM posted [p:924464448] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>Eating all that pineapple isn't a waste. It is so good. Only bad thing is when you eat too much and it makes your tongue sore</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GanonsSpirit 07/09/19 7:24:04 PM #10:	You misunderstood. On this stage, the pineapple is for insertion. --- https://imgur.com/tsQUpxC Thanks, Nade Duck! [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] <cite>GanonsSpirit posted [p:924468552] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>You misunderstood. On this stage, the pineapple is for insertion.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ASlaveObeys 07/09/19 7:25:39 PM #11:	it's about a healthy diet not just deepthroating a pineapple the day before. <cite>ASlaveObeys posted [p:924468629] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>it's about a healthy diet not just deepthroating a pineapple the day before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blighboy 07/09/19 8:31:53 PM #12:	ASlaveObeys posted... it's about a healthy diet not just deepthroating a pineapple the day before. This is unfair --- https://imgtc.com/i/gl6tuJ6.png <cite>Blighboy posted [p:924471246] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote><cite>ASlaveObeys posted...</cite> <quote>it's about a healthy diet not just deepthroating a pineapple the day before.</quote> This is unfair</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 07/09/19 9:27:00 PM #13:	I once ate an entire pineapple in one sitting and it burned the crap out of my tongue. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:924473370] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>I once ate an entire pineapple in one sitting and it burned the crap out of my tongue.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWitchMorgana 07/09/19 9:30:51 PM #14:	Greenfox111 posted... Firewood18 posted... Why the pineapple and what was the film? Pineapple makes your man gunk taste great, supposedly lmao is that really a thing --- formerly Kanakiri, Sefrig, etc. no longer into soda :( https://i.imgtc.ws/hzzfqsE.jpg <cite>TheWitchMorgana posted [p:924473511] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote><cite>Greenfox111 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>Why the pineapple and what was the film?</quote> Pineapple makes your man gunk taste great, supposedly</quote> lmao is that really a thing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 07/09/19 10:14:54 PM #15:	TheWitchMorgana posted... Greenfox111 posted... Firewood18 posted... Why the pineapple and what was the film? Pineapple makes your man gunk taste great, supposedly lmao is that really a thing Apparently. This couple did a very scientific study. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:924475314] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheWitchMorgana posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Greenfox111 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>Why the pineapple and what was the film?</quote> Pineapple makes your man gunk taste great, supposedly</quote> lmao is that really a thing</quote> Apparently. This couple did a very scientific study.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joemodda 07/09/19 10:31:06 PM #16:	Yikesarino sweaty, you aren't entitled to love. Just take 10,000 showers and watch Captain Marvel 5 times a week --- The sin is not in being outmatched, but in failing to recognize it -Ancestor <cite>joemodda posted [p:924475977] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>Yikesarino sweaty, you aren't entitled to love. Just take 10,000 showers and watch Captain Marvel 5 times a week</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 07/09/19 10:38:40 PM #17:	Next time, eat the pineapple during the date. Tell her Just imagine, this could be you... and proceed to eat the pineapple as sloppily as possible. Take like 20 minutes to eat it. Youre welcome. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:924476310] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>Next time, eat the pineapple during the date. Tell her Just imagine, this could be you... and proceed to eat the pineapple as sloppily as possible. Take like 20 minutes to eat it. Youre welcome.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrozenBananas 07/09/19 10:40:01 PM #18:	Did you tell her you ate a pineapple before? --- on your left... <cite>FrozenBananas posted [p:924476369] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>Did you tell her you ate a pineapple before?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jramirez23 07/09/19 11:00:56 PM #19:	TheWitchMorgana posted... Greenfox111 posted... Firewood18 posted... Why the pineapple and what was the film? Pineapple makes your man gunk taste great, supposedly lmao is that really a thing I think it's an urban legend. Although the idea isn't too far fetched. --- When life backs you up into a corner, come out swingin'! <cite>jramirez23 posted [p:924477158] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheWitchMorgana posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Greenfox111 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>Why the pineapple and what was the film?</quote> Pineapple makes your man gunk taste great, supposedly</quote> lmao is that really a thing</quote> I think it's an urban legend. Although the idea isn't too far fetched.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 07/09/19 11:07:56 PM #20:	Why on earth would pineapple make it taste different Your body doesnt break things down in your stomach and just pipe it straight down to your balls to make splooge out of it --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:924477410] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>Why on earth would pineapple make it taste different Your body doesnt break things down in your stomach and just pipe it straight down to your balls to make splooge out of it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude 07/11/19 12:40:30 PM #21:	My wife and a former girlfriend of ours did a study where we had 4 guys take varying levels of pinapple juice for a specific time: Guy 1: one cup daily for two weeks Guy 2: one cup daily for one week Guy 3: one cup daily for 3 days Guy 4: no pinapple juice The two girls had no idea which guy had taken the above, and tested individually so they couldn't impact each other's results. Both girls agreed that guy 1 and 2 tasted sweeter than guy 3 and 4. Guy 1 and two tasted similar as well. Anyways the sample size is too small for a truly scientific but we all just wanted to have kinky fun anyways --- 3DS friend code: 5112-3770-6561 IGN: Chris Rock Safari: Pupitar, Rhydon, dwebble <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:924544526] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>My wife and a former girlfriend of ours did a study where we had 4 guys take varying levels of pinapple juice for a specific time: Guy 1: one cup daily for two weeks Guy 2: one cup daily for one week Guy 3: one cup daily for 3 days Guy 4: no pinapple juice The two girls had no idea which guy had taken the above, and tested individually so they couldn't impact each other's results. Both girls agreed that guy 1 and 2 tasted sweeter than guy 3 and 4. Guy 1 and two tasted similar as well. Anyways the sample size is too small for a truly scientific but we all just wanted to have kinky fun anyways</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 07/11/19 12:43:43 PM #22:	FrozenBananas posted... Did you tell her you ate a pineapple before? Middle of the movie* Tc nudges this poor girl* "You know I ate half a pineapple before this?" --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:924544673] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrozenBananas posted...</cite> <quote>Did you tell her you ate a pineapple before?</quote> Middle of the movie* Tc nudges this poor girl* "You know I ate half a pineapple before this?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 07/11/19 12:46:45 PM #23:	CarefreeDude posted... My wife and a former girlfriend of ours did a study where we had 4 guys take varying levels of pinapple juice for a specific time: Guy 1: one cup daily for two weeks Guy 2: one cup daily for one week Guy 3: one cup daily for 3 days Guy 4: no pinapple juice The two girls had no idea which guy had taken the above, and tested individually so they couldn't impact each other's results. Both girls agreed that guy 1 and 2 tasted sweeter than guy 3 and 4. Guy 1 and two tasted similar as well. Anyways the sample size is too small for a truly scientific but we all just wanted to have kinky fun anyways Ohh shit bro you really are a carefree dude I don't think I'd be cool with the wife sucking on other guys The gf sure whatever --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:924544797] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote><cite>CarefreeDude posted...</cite> <quote>My wife and a former girlfriend of ours did a study where we had 4 guys take varying levels of pinapple juice for a specific time: Guy 1: one cup daily for two weeks Guy 2: one cup daily for one week Guy 3: one cup daily for 3 days Guy 4: no pinapple juice The two girls had no idea which guy had taken the above, and tested individually so they couldn't impact each other's results. Both girls agreed that guy 1 and 2 tasted sweeter than guy 3 and 4. Guy 1 and two tasted similar as well. Anyways the sample size is too small for a truly scientific but we all just wanted to have kinky fun anyways</quote> Ohh shit bro you really are a carefree dude I don't think I'd be cool with the wife sucking on other guys The gf sure whatever</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 07/11/19 12:57:38 PM #24:	Why didn't you eat your date before your pineapple then? <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:924545268] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>Why didn't you eat your date before your pineapple then?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 07/11/19 1:42:37 PM #25:	Dates do taste better to be fair. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:924547174] in I literall... [t:77845852]...</cite> <quote>Dates do taste better to be fair.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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