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Damn_Underscore 05/26/19 11:19:41 PM #1: |
I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)
I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America! --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 05/26/19 11:21:15 PM #2: |
Good luck Kobayashi
--- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 05/26/19 11:23:25 PM #3: |
No your name is Damn_Underscore
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Shotgunnova 05/26/19 11:29:04 PM #4: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
No your name is Damn_UnderscoreYou put some respect on Rawhide's name. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SH_expert44 05/26/19 11:37:03 PM #5: |
thats the type of person who whould come here and be a millionaire in 5 years.
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Tyranthraxus 05/26/19 11:38:29 PM #6: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
No your name is Damn_Underscore WHAT YOU THINK I'M STUPID?! I'M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Damn_Underscore 05/27/19 2:11:23 PM #8: |
Afternoon
--- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time ... Copied to Clipboard!
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meralonne 05/27/19 11:15:14 PM #9: |
Howdy pardner!
--- "Sigs are for dorks."-- my wife ... Copied to Clipboard!
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