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Damn_Underscore
05/26/19 11:19:41 PM
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I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)

I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!

I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!
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Turbam
05/26/19 11:21:15 PM
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Good luck Kobayashi
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MabusIncarnate
05/26/19 11:23:25 PM
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No your name is Damn_Underscore
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Shotgunnova
05/26/19 11:29:04 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
No your name is Damn_Underscore
You put some respect on Rawhide's name.
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SH_expert44
05/26/19 11:37:03 PM
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thats the type of person who whould come here and be a millionaire in 5 years.
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Tyranthraxus
05/26/19 11:38:29 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
No your name is Damn_Underscore

WHAT YOU THINK I'M STUPID?!

I'M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM
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Damn_Underscore
05/27/19 2:11:23 PM
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Afternoon
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meralonne
05/27/19 11:15:14 PM
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Howdy pardner!
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