Current Events > I felt SO bad, my wife isn't a gamer at all, and she tried so hard..

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MabusIncarnate 05/24/19 2:48:23 AM #1:	She's been saying for years she wants to expand her gaming horizons. She literally only played either Xbox Arcade games based off of board games (Catan, Ticket to Ride, Carcassonne) or Civ Revolution and Peggle 2. This was the entirety of her gaming experience. So she committed, I mean really committed, and decided to start playing Forza Horizon 4, her first ever racing game. She sank months, and I mean 5-6 nights a week. She got up to a level 110, finished a majority of all of the races. I had the settings pretty much on the lowest possible overall to ease her in, but she never managed to finish any race higher than 3rd. So I was gaming on something the other night, and I heard a scream from the other room, I thought she saw a spider or something. So I went in there pretty quickly, and she finished first place in a race. Finally. She was completely thrilled, and then told me "I can't believe I got first place against people online!" That's when my heart sank a bit, and realized that she had no clue that drivatars are just AI, and not real people. She thought she was online this whole time racing against other humans. She won a race on the easiest difficulty and thought she just won online. I didn't have the heart to tell her, and did my best to act excited with her. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:922302433] in I felt SO ... [t:77736617]...</cite> <quote>She's been saying for years she wants to expand her gaming horizons. She literally only played either Xbox Arcade games based off of board games (Catan, Ticket to Ride, Carcassonne) or Civ Revolution and Peggle 2. This was the entirety of her gaming experience. So she committed, I mean really committed, and decided to start playing Forza Horizon 4, her first ever racing game. She sank months, and I mean 5-6 nights a week. She got up to a level 110, finished a majority of all of the races. I had the settings pretty much on the lowest possible overall to ease her in, but she never managed to finish any race higher than 3rd. So I was gaming on something the other night, and I heard a scream from the other room, I thought she saw a spider or something. So I went in there pretty quickly, and she finished first place in a race. Finally. She was completely thrilled, and then told me "I can't believe I got first place against people online!" That's when my heart sank a bit, and realized that she had no clue that drivatars are just AI, and not real people. She thought she was online this whole time racing against other humans. She won a race on the easiest difficulty and thought she just won online. I didn't have the heart to tell her, and did my best to act excited with her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/24/19 2:51:53 AM #2:	Is this a copy pasta? --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:922302501] in I felt SO ... [t:77736617]...</cite> <quote>Is this a copy pasta?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/24/19 2:52:28 AM #3:	Irony posted... Is this a copy pasta? No this literally happened.. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:922302508] in I felt SO ... [t:77736617]...</cite> <quote><cite>Irony posted...</cite> <quote>Is this a copy pasta?</quote> No this literally happened..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 05/24/19 2:53:07 AM #4:	Thats so sad, but at least shes trying lol. The only video game I can get my girl to play with me is Mario Party. --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:922302521] in I felt SO ... [t:77736617]...</cite> <quote>Thats so sad, but at least shes trying lol. The only video game I can get my girl to play with me is Mario Party.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhatHappened 05/24/19 2:53:33 AM #5:	lol --- Vernunft ist nichts - Gefuehl ist alles. https://imgur.com/TQFBnIj https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghw0pgv0Grc <cite>WhatHappened posted [p:922302525] in I felt SO ... [t:77736617]...</cite> <quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/24/19 2:54:29 AM #6:	MabusIncarnate posted... Irony posted... Is this a copy pasta? No this literally happened.. Come on buddy. It didn't --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:922302541] in I felt SO ... [t:77736617]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Irony posted...</cite> <quote>Is this a copy pasta?</quote> No this literally happened..</quote> Come on buddy. It didn't</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blitz4532 05/24/19 2:55:00 AM #7:	Let her keep this one, it can't hurt. --- I was the Stig "Or I could just, you know, drive the f***ing car." - TUSMEnterprises <cite>Blitz4532 posted [p:922302552] in I felt SO ... [t:77736617]...</cite> <quote>Let her keep this one, it can't hurt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/24/19 2:55:43 AM #8:	Maybe part of the problem is she races in that 3 wheel bubble car that's painted to look like pikachu --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:922302561] in I felt SO ... [t:77736617]...</cite> <quote>Maybe part of the problem is she races in that 3 wheel bubble car that's painted to look like pikachu</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 05/24/19 2:59:47 AM #9:	I taught my girl virtua fighter. I should've told her how nobody plays virtua fighter. --- [break the meta] https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:922302622] in I felt SO ... [t:77736617]...</cite> <quote>I taught my girl virtua fighter. I should've told her how nobody plays virtua fighter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/24/19 3:00:48 AM #10:	Guide posted... I taught my girl virtua fighter. I should've told her how nobody plays virtua fighter. She said she wants to try one of the Marvel vs Capcom games on gamepass next. I'm gonna have to sandbag so hard and not beat her ass constantly. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:922302640] in I felt SO ... [t:77736617]...</cite> <quote><cite>Guide posted...</cite> <quote>I taught my girl virtua fighter. I should've told her how nobody plays virtua fighter.</quote> She said she wants to try one of the Marvel vs Capcom games on gamepass next. I'm gonna have to sandbag so hard and not beat her ass constantly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 05/24/19 3:00:53 AM #11:	Guide posted... I taught my girl virtua fighter. I should've told her how nobody plays virtua fighter. you really are the worst kind of Guide --- https://i.imgtc.ws/uBYqPMK.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/UAGNJFv.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/cBTnWgf.png https://i.imgtc.ws/wdjM3F8.png <cite>FL81 posted [p:922302643] in I felt SO ... [t:77736617]...</cite> <quote><cite>Guide posted...</cite> <quote>I taught my girl virtua fighter. I should've told her how nobody plays virtua fighter.</quote> you really are the worst kind of Guide</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blade-wolf 05/24/19 3:01:51 AM #12:	Never tell her about dark souls or especially Nioh. --- hustler <cite>Blade-wolf posted [p:922302663] in I felt SO ... [t:77736617]...</cite> <quote>Never tell her about dark souls or especially Nioh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 05/24/19 3:02:36 AM #13:	FL81 posted... Guide posted... I taught my girl virtua fighter. I should've told her how nobody plays virtua fighter. you really are the worst kind of Guide To be fair, I'm the only Guide. --- [break the meta] https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:922302676] in I felt SO ... [t:77736617]...</cite> <quote><cite>FL81 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Guide posted...</cite> <quote>I taught my girl virtua fighter. I should've told her how nobody plays virtua fighter.</quote> you really are the worst kind of Guide</quote> To be fair, I'm the only Guide.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 05/25/19 7:58:46 PM #14:	--- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper <cite>JTilly posted [p:922369252] in I felt SO ... [t:77736617]...</cite> <quote> --- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazeJordan648 05/25/19 8:22:38 PM #15:	0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Thats so sad, but at least shes trying lol. The only video game I can get my girl to play with me is Mario Party. If I was trying to mention an imaginary girl playing games with me mario party would be my go to also, glad the general standard hasn't altered <cite>BlazeJordan648 posted [p:922370094] in I felt SO ... [t:77736617]...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>Thats so sad, but at least shes trying lol. The only video game I can get my girl to play with me is Mario Party.</quote> If I was trying to mention an imaginary girl playing games with me mario party would be my go to also, glad the general standard hasn't altered</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > I felt SO bad, my wife isn't a gamer at all, and she tried so hard..