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ssj3vegeta
05/17/19 6:34:26 PM
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deal or no deal? - Results (40 votes)
no deal
30% (12 votes)
12
deal
70% (28 votes)
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sheldon: https://i.imgur.com/xhcouN1.gif

Penny: https://i.imgur.com/VqVdDXJ.gif

she has to be sexually satisfied every day
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FF_Redux
05/17/19 6:35:17 PM
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Syncronous
05/17/19 6:36:16 PM
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Never
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Feline_Heart
05/17/19 6:36:33 PM
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You should've reversed the order in your title
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FF_Redux
05/17/19 6:38:09 PM
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Feline_Heart posted...
You should've reversed the order in your title


You get to have Penny as a roommate BUT you have to fuck Sheldon every day?
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JimCarrysToe
05/17/19 6:40:02 PM
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Only if penny pays me, cuz I don't have a job so idk how the roommate thing would work unless sheldon doesn't mind me mooching off him.
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Feline_Heart
05/17/19 6:40:09 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
Feline_Heart posted...
You should've reversed the order in your title


You get to have Penny as a roommate BUT you have to fuck Sheldon every day?

I meant "You get to fuck Penny every day BUT you have to have Sheldon as a roommate". But your way works too lol
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JimCarrysToe
05/17/19 6:40:35 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
Feline_Heart posted...
You should've reversed the order in your title


You get to have Penny as a roommate BUT you have to fuck Sheldon every day?

I'd like this MUCH more lol.
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Gafemage
05/17/19 6:40:41 PM
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Noirespanties
05/17/19 6:40:48 PM
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Machete
05/17/19 6:40:52 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
Feline_Heart posted...
You should've reversed the order in your title


You get to have Penny as a roommate BUT you have to fuck Sheldon every day?


lol
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MedeaLysistrata
05/17/19 6:41:11 PM
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Actually would enjoy living with Sheldon

Penny would be good for casual bantz but I'm all about brass tacks
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r25
05/17/19 6:54:59 PM
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Every day or what
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ssj3vegeta
05/17/19 6:57:08 PM
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Funkydog
05/17/19 7:09:43 PM
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So I get a punishment for taking a punishment?

Why would I do this?
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au_gold
05/17/19 7:12:06 PM
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Whats the downside?
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JTilly
05/17/19 7:12:43 PM
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I dunno that show but Penny looks hot enough to get it

Deal
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JamesVanDerBeek
05/17/19 7:23:00 PM
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I would hotbox the apartment and get Sheldon high. Could mellow him out, could make him more annoying.
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r25
05/17/19 7:29:39 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
r25 posted...
Every day or what

Every day

Or else what
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Lost_All_Senses
05/17/19 7:31:09 PM
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Id actually fuck Sheldon daily just to not have to live with him. And Id enjoy those fucks knowing it was the lesser of 2 evil. Then Id wear Pennys skin
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ssj3vegeta
05/17/19 7:33:39 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
05/17/19 7:34:17 PM
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You don't know my life
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Trigg3rH4ppy
05/17/19 7:55:20 PM
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What if I'm sick for a day. Do I get sick days and vacation?
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Machete
05/17/19 8:45:11 PM
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JamesVanDerBeek posted...
I would hotbox the apartment and get Sheldon high. Could mellow him out, could make him more annoying.


I like this idea
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0xDEFECADE
05/17/19 8:48:07 PM
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hell no
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Offworlder1
05/17/19 8:55:31 PM
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Nope, I don't want to kill the dude for just being himself, and I rather have a woman in her early 20's over Penny who is already in her 30's and losing her sex appeal.
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FuneralFroth
05/17/19 8:59:58 PM
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Do i gotta pay rent
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pfh1001
05/17/19 9:55:29 PM
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Gafemage posted...
Whats the upside
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MabusIncarnate
05/17/19 9:56:23 PM
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I'd fill Penny with a gallon a week, deal.
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JimCarrysToe
05/18/19 1:41:07 AM
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-l___________l- posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
FF_Redux posted...
Feline_Heart posted...
You should've reversed the order in your title


You get to have Penny as a roommate BUT you have to fuck Sheldon every day?

I'd like this MUCH more lol.

people think he is attractive? ew

Well.... for me its more like at least hes a dude, vaginas are fuckin gross. And its not like hes really ugly, just weird.
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FvP
05/18/19 2:07:07 AM
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Would not bang anyone from that show.
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ssj3vegeta
05/19/19 10:38:57 AM
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Solid Snake07
05/19/19 10:43:06 AM
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I don't want to fuck anyone everyday, nor do I want a roommate

Hard pass
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Machete
05/19/19 11:55:56 AM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
vaginas are fuckin gross.

wtf

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HairyThotter
05/19/19 12:00:38 PM
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Remember when everyone thought Kaley Kuoco(sp?) was hot, but then Bernadette appeared and everyone was like "ooooooooooooh daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn"
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viewmaster_pi
05/19/19 12:01:41 PM
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imagine being named penny
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JimCarrysToe
05/19/19 4:04:14 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
vaginas are fuckin gross.

wtf

Wtf do you mean "wtf"? Vaginas. Are. Fuckin. Gross.
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Mistere Man
05/19/19 4:10:27 PM
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That depends will she be satisfied by -3 seconds of sex?

How is negative time possible? I found a way.

You just have to believe!
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viewmaster_pi
05/19/19 4:20:51 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Wtf do you mean "wtf"? Vaginas. Are. Fuckin. Gross.

tbh i agree

i've gotten a few unsolicited wedge pics and i totally get why girls don't want dick pics
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