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Syncronous
05/14/19 8:38:22 PM
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What if Anakin was a young girl w a high midichlorian count and Padme was a 25 yr old aristocrat man? Would that be creepy?
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RoboLaserGandhi
05/14/19 8:40:28 PM
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It would be more realistic
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au_gold
05/14/19 8:44:27 PM
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It would be more romantic.
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Southernfatman
05/14/19 8:45:29 PM
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Does Anakin get a sex change later?

And that was just one of the various fuck ups from George. Episode 1 could have pretty much been skipped entirely.
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RoboLaserGandhi
05/14/19 8:45:44 PM
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"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets in my vagina."
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CM_Ponch
05/14/19 8:46:07 PM
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The inevitable porn parody with Analkin and Poundme will be great
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Syncronous
05/14/19 8:55:20 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets in my vagina."

That would make more sense for the character
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Polycosm
05/14/19 9:05:29 PM
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GH-7 Medical Droid: Medically, he is completely healthy. For reasons we can't explain, we are losing him.

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Sariana21
05/14/19 9:21:22 PM
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Syncronous posted...
What if Anakin was a young girl w a high midichlorian count and Padme was a 25 yr old aristocrat man? Would that be creepy?

Padme wasn't 25, though; she was 14.
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Syncronous
05/14/19 9:25:21 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
Syncronous posted...
What if Anakin was a young girl w a high midichlorian count and Padme was a 25 yr old aristocrat man? Would that be creepy?

Padme wasn't 25, though; she was 14.

Are u sure? Why would they let a 14 yr old be queen
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Sariana21
05/14/19 10:37:17 PM
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Syncronous posted...
Sariana21 posted...
Syncronous posted...
What if Anakin was a young girl w a high midichlorian count and Padme was a 25 yr old aristocrat man? Would that be creepy?

Padme wasn't 25, though; she was 14.

Are u sure? Why would they let a 14 yr old be queen

THAT is an excellent question. And yes, I'm pretty sure. I don't remember how I know that, though. I think maybe they say it in the movie.
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Syncronous
05/14/19 11:01:12 PM
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She doesnt look 14 tho. She looks like an adult
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DamionDL
05/14/19 11:03:40 PM
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Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday

Weird Al wouldn't lie.
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pfh1001
05/14/19 11:04:34 PM
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Syncronous posted...
She doesnt look 14 tho. She looks like an adult


She had just turned 16 when they filmed TPM. And no, she definitely didn't look 25 unless you're on something.
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Syncronous
05/14/19 11:29:40 PM
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pfh1001 posted...
Syncronous posted...
She doesnt look 14 tho. She looks like an adult


She had just turned 16 when they filmed TPM. And no, she definitely didn't look 25 unless you're on something.

Maybe im thinking of her in AotC but idk she still looked too old for Anakin
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pfh1001
05/14/19 11:33:28 PM
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Syncronous posted...
pfh1001 posted...
Syncronous posted...
She doesnt look 14 tho. She looks like an adult


She had just turned 16 when they filmed TPM. And no, she definitely didn't look 25 unless you're on something.

Maybe im thinking of her in AotC but idk she still looked too old for Anakin


She was too old for him, which is why he had a crush on her but she only saw him as a little kid. AotC is set 10 years later & Portman looked noticeably older.
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Syncronous
05/14/19 11:38:45 PM
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pfh1001 posted...
Syncronous posted...
pfh1001 posted...
Syncronous posted...
She doesnt look 14 tho. She looks like an adult


She had just turned 16 when they filmed TPM. And no, she definitely didn't look 25 unless you're on something.

Maybe im thinking of her in AotC but idk she still looked too old for Anakin


She was too old for him, which is why he had a crush on her but she only saw him as a little kid. AotC is set 10 years later & Portman looked noticeably older.

Ok but what if the genders were reversed. Would it be considered creepy?
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pfh1001
05/14/19 11:49:33 PM
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A 9 year old girl having a crush on a 14 year old boy would just be harmless. Because the 14 year old wasn't interested.

A 19 year old girl throwing herself at a 24 year old guy wouldn't be a big deal to me either.
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Godshammer666
05/15/19 12:00:14 AM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets in my vagina."


That made me laugh so hard
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Politics
05/15/19 12:03:14 AM
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Syncronous posted...
Sariana21 posted...
Syncronous posted...
What if Anakin was a young girl w a high midichlorian count and Padme was a 25 yr old aristocrat man? Would that be creepy?

Padme wasn't 25, though; she was 14.

Are u sure? Why would they let a 14 yr old be queen


She was 14 in episode one but 25ish in episode two
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