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dmsarposoth
12/26/18 6:01:54 PM
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immortal. Do you do it? *Also Jesus would be immortal - Results (1 vote)
Yes, Jesus was a great man, we can save the world with his teachings
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No, it's too risky. Hitler would gain followers and power
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Jesus comes back and is immortal, but Hitler would too
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Master_Bass
12/26/18 6:02:38 PM
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Jesus is already immortal if you ask the Christians. No deal.
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LastTomorrow
12/26/18 6:03:39 PM
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Jesus already said he is coming back.
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monkmith
12/26/18 6:04:07 PM
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bring back a cult leader and zombie hitler? where the hell is the upside?
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dmsarposoth
12/26/18 6:04:13 PM
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Jesus was just a man. He doesn't have god powers
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Tmaster148
12/26/18 6:05:12 PM
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We only know a guy named Jesus existed. We do not have enough information to conclude that he also was the same guy the bible talks about. For all we know the bible may have very little bearings in reality.

I'd say it's not worth reviving Jesus, because for all we know he was just some average joe.
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Panthera
12/26/18 6:19:07 PM
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Jesus is entirely irrelevant unless Christians are right about him being the son of God, in which case he's doing just fine chilling up in heaven being happy that his sacrifice of himself to himself seems to be working. So regardless reviving him isn't even beneficial.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/26/18 6:21:01 PM
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LastTomorrow posted...
Jesus already said he is coming back.


I did say that yeah... but I was lying.
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KStateKing17
12/26/18 6:22:02 PM
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Jesus already brought himself back from the grave. Read your bible son.
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dmsarposoth
12/26/18 6:24:09 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
Jesus already brought himself back from the grave. Read your bible son.

no he died and is in the ground. he only metaphorically rose from the grave. did you even read the bible?
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GeneralKenobi85
12/26/18 6:35:16 PM
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This topic reminds me of that comic where Jesus teamed up with Ernest Hemingway and fought Nazis.
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Middle hope
12/26/18 6:38:19 PM
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You could just capture hitler and like bury him in cement or chain him to a rock and toss him in the ocean
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rikasa
12/26/18 6:39:18 PM
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the scary part is that a few years ago I might have said "it's not a big deal to revive Hitler, no one would listen to him nowadays"
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ToPoPO
12/26/18 6:40:37 PM
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Definitely bring Jesus back, just think of all the Nazis we can punch and punish

god it makes me so moist
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Sad_Face
12/26/18 6:51:40 PM
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rikasa posted...
the scary part is that a few years ago I might have said "it's not a big deal to revive Hitler, no one would listen to him nowadays"

Still true. Anyone who wants to support him would get ostracized by society.
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boxington
12/26/18 6:58:55 PM
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I'll pass.

I can think of a lot more people that I'd like to revive over Jesus, and idk if I would do so if it meant an immortal Hitler was walking around, unless if it meant he'd be locked away for his crimes against humanity for hundreds or thousands of years
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coinstarcad
12/26/18 7:01:41 PM
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Jesus is already back. He was only gone for 3 days.
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UnfairRepresent
12/27/18 1:34:22 PM
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Hitler would be hugely successful in the modern US Conservative party.
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UnholyMudcrab
12/27/18 1:37:29 PM
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dmsarposoth
12/27/18 1:38:55 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Hitler was cremated though

a full and complete revitalization, restoration, and revivication
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