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DK9292
12/25/18 5:05:13 PM
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DirkDiggles
12/25/18 5:06:32 PM
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My last gf was a succubus. She drained my bank account regularly.
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Kitt
12/25/18 5:06:38 PM
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If I sleep with an Incubus will it sing Drive?
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Zack_Attackv1
12/25/18 5:12:59 PM
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nevershine
12/25/18 5:14:16 PM
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Yeah but Id also stick my junk in a meat grinder
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Ryven
12/25/18 5:14:37 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
My last gf was a succubus. She drained my bank account regularly.


Ayyyyy. I wanted to make that joke. Damn it.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
12/25/18 5:37:21 PM
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nevershine posted...
Yeah but Id also stick my junk in a meat grinder

nO3T68Z
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Garioshi
12/25/18 5:43:09 PM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Already have inedvertantly. Never again.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/25/18 5:50:41 PM
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Nope. I cut people out my life as soon as they make it apparent my best interest isn't gonna ever be considered
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NameMeWhatever
12/25/18 6:15:49 PM
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Only if it is a cute smol trap succubus.
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TheMikh
12/25/18 6:19:06 PM
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sure, if my death is quick and painless

edit: and the ass is fat, of course
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Awesome
12/25/18 6:21:35 PM
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whenever a man gets really nervous around a woman she's a succubus.

^ never forget that
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Cookie Bag
12/25/18 6:22:55 PM
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TheMikh posted...
sure, if my death is quick and painless

edit: and the ass is fat, of course

and big fuckin tiddies
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catboy0_0
12/25/18 6:24:04 PM
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um no. I don't want a succubus to gain control of my fucking soul. It's like making an eternal contract with a Sexy Satan for a one time sex making.
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sauceje
12/25/18 6:36:27 PM
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Chances are I would. Life doesn't matter anyway.
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MonkeySee
12/25/18 6:38:21 PM
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I'd sleep with anything if I had a chance.
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thronedfire2
12/25/18 6:40:53 PM
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yeah my soul is dead already anyway
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glitteringfairy
12/25/18 6:43:25 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Nope. I cut people out my life as soon as they make it apparent my best interest isn't gonna ever be considered

The world doesn't revolve around you
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Flockaveli
12/25/18 6:43:51 PM
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Hell yes.
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MonkeySee
12/25/18 6:44:17 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
yeah my soul is dead already anyway

If it makes you feel any better, I've always liked your sig.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/25/18 8:34:57 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Nope. I cut people out my life as soon as they make it apparent my best interest isn't gonna ever be considered

The world doesn't revolve around you


Notice how I said "ever"? That implies that Im well aware of that. I'm the first to ask someone else what they want before I worry about getting what I want. What's your hate boner for me?
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