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EpicKingdom_
12/24/18 8:46:25 PM
#1:


What do you do? - Results (20 votes)
Stroke the penis shaped soap and wash my hands.
85% (17 votes)
17
Refuse to wash hands with soap and risk being a dirty mofo.
15% (3 votes)
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NES4EVER
12/24/18 8:48:24 PM
#2:


Gotta get dirty to get clean.
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Duncanwii
12/24/18 8:49:05 PM
#3:


I never use public bathrooms tbh.
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SSJCAT
12/24/18 8:49:43 PM
#4:


hawt
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Vicious_Dios
12/24/18 8:50:30 PM
#5:


Just rinse with water.
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EpicKingdom_
12/24/18 8:51:41 PM
#6:


Vicious_Dios posted...
Just rinse with water.


Dirty mofo confirmed.

It's just soap bro.
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ROBANN_88
12/24/18 8:53:11 PM
#7:


i have a GIF prepared for this, but i fear it would get me banned
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synth_real
12/24/18 8:53:26 PM
#8:


I just googled it, and there are multiple sellers who offer penis-shaped soap, and what an awesome coincidence, I'm going to need to buy some hand soap soon.
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renasunflash
12/24/18 8:53:49 PM
#9:


Why would a public bathroom have bar soap? All the ones Ive been in have dispensers, most of which are motion-activated so you dont have to touch them and spread germs.
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EpicKingdom_
12/24/18 8:54:17 PM
#10:


ROBANN_88 posted...
i have a GIF prepared for this, but i fear it would get me banned


synth_real posted...
I just googled it, and there are multiple sellers who offer penis-shaped soap, and what an awesome coincidence, I'm going to need to buy some hand soap soon.


I thought of this topic because I literally just saw penis shaped soap, it's an actual thing and it looks like a dildo. I didn't want to share the pic here though lol.
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Havik
12/24/18 8:54:56 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I never use public bathrooms tbh.

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itachi15243
12/24/18 8:59:08 PM
#12:


Ewwww soap touched by other people.
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EpicKingdom_
12/24/18 8:59:53 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
Ewwww soap touched by other people.


Maybe I should not have said public bathroom, could be your friends house?
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catboy0_0
12/24/18 9:00:31 PM
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as long as it's clean and unused... I wouldn't want to touch it if it had other people's shit on it
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Master_Bass
12/24/18 9:00:45 PM
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renasunflash posted...
Why would a public bathroom have bar soap? All the ones Ive been in have dispensers, most of which are motion-activated so you dont have to touch them and spread germs.

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EpicKingdom_
12/24/18 9:02:31 PM
#16:


Master_Bass posted...
renasunflash posted...
Why would a public bathroom have bar soap? All the ones Ive been in have dispensers, most of which are motion-activated so you dont have to touch them and spread germs.


Your moms house then.

Or a friend.

Whatever.

Either way, there is a penis shaped soap between you and clean hands.

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Vicious_Dios
12/24/18 9:03:02 PM
#17:


EpicKingdom_ posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...
Just rinse with water.


Dirty mofo confirmed.

It's just soap bro.


DGAF.

I got a bottle of germ killer in my vehicle. Always.
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EpicKingdom_
12/24/18 9:03:33 PM
#18:


Vicious_Dios posted...
EpicKingdom_ posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...
Just rinse with water.


Dirty mofo confirmed.

It's just soap bro.


DGAF.

I got a bottle of penis shaped germ killer in my vehicle. Akways.


Oh, alrighty then.
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ROB_88sALT
12/24/18 9:03:51 PM
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12/24/18 9:05:05 PM
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EpicKingdom_
12/24/18 9:05:52 PM
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@ROB_88sALT

Bruh, lmao.
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prettyprincess
12/24/18 9:07:11 PM
#23:


is this like bar soap style or south park shakeweight finish?
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TheMaskedPooper
12/24/18 9:10:43 PM
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A long time ago I was hanging out with a friend, driving around in his sister's car. I had some weed but nothing to smoke it out of. He said there was a pipe in the glove box, so I checked it out. It was a penis shaped pipe.

Had to some soul searching to decide how badly I wanted to get high.
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EpicKingdom_
12/24/18 9:14:55 PM
#25:


TheMaskedPooper posted...
A long time ago I was hanging out with a friend, driving around in his sister's car. I had some weed but nothing to smoke it out of. He said there was a pipe in the glove box, so I checked it out. It was a penis shaped pipe.

Had to some soul searching to decide how badly I wanted to get high.


Cliff hanger.

ToMjGpz81S7usvTIM8w
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TheMaskedPooper
12/24/18 9:17:09 PM
#26:


EpicKingdom_ posted...
TheMaskedPooper posted...
A long time ago I was hanging out with a friend, driving around in his sister's car. I had some weed but nothing to smoke it out of. He said there was a pipe in the glove box, so I checked it out. It was a penis shaped pipe.

Had to some soul searching to decide how badly I wanted to get high.


Cliff hanger.

ToMjGpz81S7usvTIM8w

I got high.
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EpicKingdom_
12/24/18 9:18:27 PM
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TheMaskedPooper posted...
EpicKingdom_ posted...
TheMaskedPooper posted...
A long time ago I was hanging out with a friend, driving around in his sister's car. I had some weed but nothing to smoke it out of. He said there was a pipe in the glove box, so I checked it out. It was a penis shaped pipe.

Had to some soul searching to decide how badly I wanted to get high.


Cliff hanger.

ToMjGpz81S7usvTIM8w

I got high.


Skip to 14.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/24/18 9:19:01 PM
#28:


renasunflash posted...
Why would a public bathroom have bar soap? All the ones Ive been in have dispensers, most of which are motion-activated so you dont have to touch them and spread germs.

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EpicKingdom_
12/24/18 9:44:51 PM
#29:


Well, I'm glad that the majority of you prefer to stay clean.
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KILBOTz
12/24/18 10:59:30 PM
#30:


I say "what the fuck!?" And then wash my mouth out with soap.
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