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Philoktetes 12/24/18 4:11:33 PM #1:	She was pretty hot, Latina, and probably about 23 or 24. She looked totally available and willing for me to ask her out. So when she asked what veggies I wanted on my meatball sub, I said "You are too pretty to be working here. I can't have you work another minute." She glanced at me for a few seconds, like she couldn't believe I had the balls to ask her out. Then she pushed the sandwich to the side and ignored me. I pretended like I said nothing, paid for my sandwich, and got the fuck out of there. --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:914654355] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote>She was pretty hot, Latina, and probably about 23 or 24. She looked totally available and willing for me to ask her out. So when she asked what veggies I wanted on my meatball sub, I said "You are too pretty to be working here. I can't have you work another minute." She glanced at me for a few seconds, like she couldn't believe I had the balls to ask her out. Then she pushed the sandwich to the side and ignored me. I pretended like I said nothing, paid for my sandwich, and got the fuck out of there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 12/24/18 4:13:34 PM #2:	Nice. Should be a lot of fun reliving that moment in your head for the next few months. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:914654431] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote>Nice. Should be a lot of fun reliving that moment in your head for the next few months.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 12/24/18 4:14:25 PM #3:	Pee in her butt --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:914654472] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote>Pee in her butt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pojr 12/24/18 4:14:32 PM #4:	Philoktetes posted... You are too pretty to be working here This is where it went wrong --- pojr I summon it. You spell it. <cite>pojr posted [p:914654476] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote>You are too pretty to be working here</quote> This is where it went wrong</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YukihoHagiwara 12/24/18 4:15:09 PM #5:	wow I can't believe you thought implying a lady shouldn't working would work as a pick up line in this day and age --- 7Dd_jr_dF0Y <cite>YukihoHagiwara posted [p:914654507] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote>wow I can't believe you thought implying a lady shouldn't working would work as a pick up line in this day and age</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 12/24/18 4:15:16 PM #6:	Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:914654513] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote>Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommonStar 12/24/18 4:18:24 PM #7:	You thought that was a compliment?! <cite>CommonStar posted [p:914654664] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote>You thought that was a compliment?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 12/24/18 4:19:29 PM #8:	mattnd2007 posted... Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation then when is the appropriate time to hit on service people? should I wait for her in the parking lot? --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:914654724] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>mattnd2007 posted...</cite> <quote>Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation</quote> then when is the appropriate time to hit on service people? should I wait for her in the parking lot?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 12/24/18 4:20:57 PM #9:	mattnd2007 posted... Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation You can but be smart about your choice of words, exhibit A TC's attempt. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:914654779] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>mattnd2007 posted...</cite> <quote>Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation</quote> You can but be smart about your choice of words, exhibit A TC's attempt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 12/24/18 4:21:44 PM #10:	Ryven posted... mattnd2007 posted... Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation You can but be smart about your choice of words, exhibit A TC's attempt. --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:914654805] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ryven posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mattnd2007 posted...</cite> <quote>Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation</quote> You can but be smart about your choice of words, exhibit A TC's attempt.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 12/24/18 4:22:09 PM #11:	isn't this copypasta? I swear this exact story has been posted on CE many times. same pick up line and everything <cite>Zikten posted [p:914654824] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote>isn't this copypasta? I swear this exact story has been posted on CE many times. same pick up line and everything</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dragon239 12/24/18 4:22:38 PM #12:	good topic --- https://imgur.com/nkZgO <cite>Dragon239 posted [p:914654833] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote>good topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohnoitschris 12/24/18 4:23:04 PM #13:	good keep practicing, keep building up self esteem. nothing wrong with being clumsy as long as you're trying and learning You went far too straightforward there, if I were put on the spot and told to go flirt with her while ordering a sandwich I'd just say something small to build up her self esteem, like an innocent "Wow, perfect. The last time I got a sandwich here, the guy just kinda slathered on the meats all willy nilly but you actually put some care into my sandwich. That's awesome, I really appreciate it" Then she'll be happier to see you the next time you show up, which'll lead to a better repertoire with her on future visits --- Join the Nintendo Fun Club today, Mac! <cite>ohnoitschris posted [p:914654848] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote>good keep practicing, keep building up self esteem. nothing wrong with being clumsy as long as you're trying and learning You went far too straightforward there, if I were put on the spot and told to go flirt with her while ordering a sandwich I'd just say something small to build up her self esteem, like an innocent "Wow, perfect. The last time I got a sandwich here, the guy just kinda slathered on the meats all willy nilly but you actually put some care into my sandwich. That's awesome, I really appreciate it" Then she'll be happier to see you the next time you show up, which'll lead to a better repertoire with her on future visits</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 12/24/18 4:23:16 PM #14:	Philoktetes posted... mattnd2007 posted... Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation then when is the appropriate time to hit on service people? should I wait for her in the parking lot? lol yes --- Signatures are overrated. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:914654860] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mattnd2007 posted...</cite> <quote>Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation</quote> then when is the appropriate time to hit on service people? should I wait for her in the parking lot?</quote> lol yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 12/24/18 4:25:10 PM #15:	Zikten posted... isn't this copypasta? I swear this exact story has been posted on CE many times. same pick up line and everything It's CE. What did you expect? --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:914654939] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>isn't this copypasta? I swear this exact story has been posted on CE many times. same pick up line and everything</quote> It's CE. What did you expect?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 12/24/18 4:31:59 PM #16:	Tell her you have a coupon through the Subway app on your phone. Instead show her a picture of your penis. Wait for her to mop up the mess she just made and ask her out for some coffee/a dick blowjob. --- PSN: Jiek FFRK: Tyro God Wall KZcv <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:914655244] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote>Tell her you have a coupon through the Subway app on your phone. Instead show her a picture of your penis. Wait for her to mop up the mess she just made and ask her out for some coffee/a dick blowjob.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pojr 12/24/18 5:04:35 PM #17:	Philoktetes posted... mattnd2007 posted... Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation then when is the appropriate time to hit on service people? should I wait for her in the parking lot? One time I was at a pet store and a women helped me pick out catfood. I didn't hit on her or anything, but we had a great conversation for like 20 minutes and I decided to ask her out. I didn't do it just because she was a women and cute, I did it because it seemed like we clicked pretty well in that 20 minutes. --- pojr I summon it. You spell it. <cite>pojr posted [p:914656604] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mattnd2007 posted...</cite> <quote>Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation</quote> then when is the appropriate time to hit on service people? should I wait for her in the parking lot?</quote> One time I was at a pet store and a women helped me pick out catfood. I didn't hit on her or anything, but we had a great conversation for like 20 minutes and I decided to ask her out. I didn't do it just because she was a women and cute, I did it because it seemed like we clicked pretty well in that 20 minutes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 12/24/18 5:07:25 PM #18:	What's worse? Thinking that would work, or thinking you were the first to ask that? ~~or is it believing this happened?~~ --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEX3YdEi7s <cite>Umbreon posted [p:914656711] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote>What's worse? Thinking that would work, or thinking you were the first to ask that? or is it believing this happened?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gp1829 12/24/18 5:08:33 PM #19:	Jiek_Fafn posted... Tell her you have a coupon through the Subway app on your phone. Instead show her a picture of your penis. Wait for her to mop up the mess she just made and ask her out for some coffee/a dick blowjob. Did this guy just say "a dick blowjob"? <cite>gp1829 posted [p:914656742] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jiek_Fafn posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her you have a coupon through the Subway app on your phone. Instead show her a picture of your penis. Wait for her to mop up the mess she just made and ask her out for some coffee/a dick blowjob.</quote> Did this guy just say "a dick blowjob"?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rikasa 12/24/18 5:09:41 PM #20:	"You're too pretty to be working here" is a great pickup line. IF your Chad --- you are not alone <cite>rikasa posted [p:914656789] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote>"You're too pretty to be working here" is a great pickup line. IF your Chad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
edededdy 12/24/18 5:10:00 PM #21:	Zikten posted... isn't this copypasta? I swear this exact story has been posted on CE many times. same pick up line and everything Copypastas are about 95% of what tc posts. how many more decades does he need to continue this gimmick for people to catch on? the other 5% is stupid would you eat this? topics and dont dox me when his shitty somethingawful copy and paste gimmick gets called out --- Voted best user on CE 2017 hahahahah lmfao <cite>edededdy posted [p:914656802] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>isn't this copypasta? I swear this exact story has been posted on CE many times. same pick up line and everything</quote> Copypastas are about 95% of what tc posts. how many more decades does he need to continue this gimmick for people to catch on? the other 5% is stupid would you eat this? topics and dont dox me when his shitty somethingawful copy and paste gimmick gets called out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheTrueAmerican 12/24/18 5:10:34 PM #22:	That's a pretty creepy pickup line. --- https://imgur.com/keNzMim <cite>TheTrueAmerican posted [p:914656830] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote>That's a pretty creepy pickup line.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rhklce 12/24/18 5:11:14 PM #23:	gp1829 posted... Jiek_Fafn posted... Tell her you have a coupon through the Subway app on your phone. Instead show her a picture of your penis. Wait for her to mop up the mess she just made and ask her out for some coffee/a dick blowjob. Did this guy just say "a dick blowjob"? He did. And I laughed. Heartily. <cite>rhklce posted [p:914656855] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>gp1829 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Jiek_Fafn posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her you have a coupon through the Subway app on your phone. Instead show her a picture of your penis. Wait for her to mop up the mess she just made and ask her out for some coffee/a dick blowjob.</quote> Did this guy just say "a dick blowjob"?</quote> He did. And I laughed. Heartily.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 12/24/18 5:14:22 PM #24:	mattnd2007 posted... Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation Met my gf by hitting on her while she was at work Just gotta be smooth --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:914656965] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>mattnd2007 posted...</cite> <quote>Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation</quote> Met my gf by hitting on her while she was at work Just gotta be smooth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 12/24/18 5:16:02 PM #25:	Good save. You should never put veggies on a meatball marinara. Only cheese. --- https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:914657030] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote>Good save. You should never put veggies on a meatball marinara. Only cheese.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 12/24/18 5:16:23 PM #26:	Lordgold666 posted... mattnd2007 posted... Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation Met my gf by hitting on her while she was at work Just gotta be smooth matt should be ignored, bro. srsly. --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:914657042] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lordgold666 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mattnd2007 posted...</cite> <quote>Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation</quote> Met my gf by hitting on her while she was at work Just gotta be smooth</quote> matt should be ignored, bro. srsly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rikasa 12/24/18 5:21:53 PM #27:	phil fucking owns you swine --- you are not alone <cite>rikasa posted [p:914657275] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote>phil fucking owns you swine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 12/24/18 7:31:25 PM #28:	rikasa posted... phil fucking owns you [REDACTED] agreed --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:914662435] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>rikasa posted...</cite> <quote>phil fucking owns you [REDACTED]</quote> agreed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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0AbsoluteZero0 12/24/18 7:45:55 PM #30:	Zikten posted... isn't this copypasta? I swear this exact story has been posted on CE many times. same pick up line and everything 99% of Philoktetes topics are stolen from older topics here, or Reddit and various other places. Youre better off assuming that nothing he posts is genuine or original. --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:914662961] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>isn't this copypasta? I swear this exact story has been posted on CE many times. same pick up line and everything</quote> 99% of Philoktetes topics are stolen from older topics here, or Reddit and various other places. Youre better off assuming that nothing he posts is genuine or original.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 12/24/18 7:48:07 PM #31:	0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Zikten posted... isn't this copypasta? I swear this exact story has been posted on CE many times. same pick up line and everything 99% of Philoktetes topics are stolen from older topics here, or Reddit and various other places. Youre better off assuming that nothing he posts is genuine or original. people still fall for it all the time lol --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:914663033] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>isn't this copypasta? I swear this exact story has been posted on CE many times. same pick up line and everything</quote> 99% of Philoktetes topics are stolen from older topics here, or Reddit and various other places. Youre better off assuming that nothing he posts is genuine or original.</quote> people still fall for it all the time lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 12/24/18 11:06:23 PM #32:	PokemonExpert44 posted... Lordgold666 posted... mattnd2007 posted... Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation Met my gf by hitting on her while she was at work Just gotta be smooth matt should be ignored, bro. srsly. And what the fuck did I do to you? Who are you for that matter? --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:914670777] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>PokemonExpert44 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lordgold666 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mattnd2007 posted...</cite> <quote>Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation</quote> Met my gf by hitting on her while she was at work Just gotta be smooth</quote> matt should be ignored, bro. srsly.</quote> And what the fuck did I do to you? Who are you for that matter?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Banjo2553 12/24/18 11:22:29 PM #33:	Zikten posted... isn't this copypasta? I swear this exact story has been posted on CE many times. same pick up line and everything Yep, knew I wasn't the only one who saw this before. I think some other people are aware too because even some of the responses are the same. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>Banjo2553 posted [p:914671407] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>isn't this copypasta? I swear this exact story has been posted on CE many times. same pick up line and everything</quote> Yep, knew I wasn't the only one who saw this before. I think some other people are aware too because even some of the responses are the same.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iron jojo 12/24/18 11:25:23 PM #34:	Philoktetes posted... mattnd2007 posted... Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation then when is the appropriate time to hit on service people? should I wait for her in the parking lot? Hahaha --- vickfan-chucky they hated Jesus homie chuckyhacks-who teh hell is "jesus homie" <cite>iron jojo posted [p:914671510] in I tried hi... [t:77331150]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mattnd2007 posted...</cite> <quote>Don't hit on people while they're working. It puts them in an awkward situation</quote> then when is the appropriate time to hit on service people? should I wait for her in the parking lot?</quote> Hahaha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > I tried hitting on this girl at Subway just now.