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The23rdMagus
12/24/18 3:28:59 PM
#53:


PokemonExpert44 posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Like what, RiderofHogs?

Quoting from Darwin himself is not a good way to present evidence of your claim because Darwin was a liar.

Similar build, bone structure, behavior, traits, DNA, and societal structure.


All of these don't prove that humans are apes. It merely shows that we're similar to them, not that we actually evolved from them. Also, the most you can say now is that you misinterpret the evidence that doesn't show what is actually believed as fact; all of these things only do is show that you're gullible to believe we evolved from apes. They don't show whatsoever the evidence that you claim you have, which is there is irrefutable evidence that we evolved from apes; something which no one has shown to be so.

We didn't evolve from apes. We are apes. Homo sapiens sapiens is a subspecies of ape.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimpanzee%E2%80%93human_last_common_ancestor

Sources are cited.
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PokemonExpert44
12/24/18 3:57:57 PM
#54:


RiderofHogs posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
All of these don't prove that humans are apes. It merely shows that we're similar to them, not that we actually evolved from them.

Because we didn't evolve from something we are. We evolved from a common ancestor.


There's also no evidence we evolved from something, much less a common ancestor.
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PokemonExpert44
12/24/18 3:59:26 PM
#55:


The23rdMagus posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Like what, RiderofHogs?

Quoting from Darwin himself is not a good way to present evidence of your claim because Darwin was a liar.

Similar build, bone structure, behavior, traits, DNA, and societal structure.


All of these don't prove that humans are apes. It merely shows that we're similar to them, not that we actually evolved from them. Also, the most you can say now is that you misinterpret the evidence that doesn't show what is actually believed as fact; all of these things only do is show that you're gullible to believe we evolved from apes. They don't show whatsoever the evidence that you claim you have, which is there is irrefutable evidence that we evolved from apes; something which no one has shown to be so.

We didn't evolve from apes. We are apes. Homo sapiens sapiens is a subspecies of ape.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimpanzee%E2%80%93human_last_common_ancestor

Sources are cited.


Homo sapiens sapiens may be a sub species of ape, but we never evolved from anything, much less an ape. Also lol @ using Wikipedia of all sites to make points for you that you don't understand.
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pikachupwnage
12/24/18 3:59:43 PM
#56:


Solar_Crimson posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Mareen posted...
Humans are apes.


nope.

Humans are humans.

Humans are classified as great apes.


We don't even have tails though.

And our power levels are super low.
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Tupacrulez
12/24/18 4:04:15 PM
#57:


PokemonExpert44 posted...
Like what, RiderofHogs?

Quoting from Darwin himself is not a good way to present evidence of your claim because Darwin was a liar.


What are your thoughts on Kent Hovind?
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PokemonExpert44
12/24/18 4:06:41 PM
#58:


Tupacrulez posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Like what, RiderofHogs?

Quoting from Darwin himself is not a good way to present evidence of your claim because Darwin was a liar.


What are your thoughts on Kent Hovind?


Not bad. He's kind of weird sometimes, but not every time I see/listen to him.
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Tupacrulez
12/24/18 5:17:16 PM
#59:


PokemonExpert44 posted...
Tupacrulez posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Like what, RiderofHogs?

Quoting from Darwin himself is not a good way to present evidence of your claim because Darwin was a liar.


What are your thoughts on Kent Hovind?


Not bad. He's kind of weird sometimes, but not every time I see/listen to him.


Well that's all I need to know to form an opinion about you.
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PokemonExpert44
12/24/18 5:18:26 PM
#60:


Tupacrulez posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Tupacrulez posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Like what, RiderofHogs?

Quoting from Darwin himself is not a good way to present evidence of your claim because Darwin was a liar.


What are your thoughts on Kent Hovind?


Not bad. He's kind of weird sometimes, but not every time I see/listen to him.


Well that's all I need to know to form an opinion about you.


Which is what?
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Tupacrulez
12/24/18 6:31:06 PM
#61:


PokemonExpert44 posted...
Tupacrulez posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Tupacrulez posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Like what, RiderofHogs?

Quoting from Darwin himself is not a good way to present evidence of your claim because Darwin was a liar.


What are your thoughts on Kent Hovind?


Not bad. He's kind of weird sometimes, but not every time I see/listen to him.


Well that's all I need to know to form an opinion about you.


Which is what?


Kent Hovind is a blathering idiot who believes the entire universe is 6000 years old.

He's a nutter, so are his followers.
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DarkRoast
12/24/18 6:36:10 PM
#62:


PokemonExpert44 posted...
Tupacrulez posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Like what, RiderofHogs?

Quoting from Darwin himself is not a good way to present evidence of your claim because Darwin was a liar.


What are your thoughts on Kent Hovind?


Not bad. He's kind of weird sometimes, but not every time I see/listen to him.


His "dissertation" is the biggest laugh you'll ever read
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P4wn4g3
12/24/18 6:41:42 PM
#63:


Apes evolved from apes too. Humans didn't evolve from modern day apes, they just have the same ancestors.
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DarkRoast
12/24/18 6:43:51 PM
#64:


https://medium.com/scientific-skepticism/the-top-10-quotes-from-kent-hovinds-doctoral-dissertation-7684be01560d



In the twentieth century the major attack Satan has launched has been against the first eleven chapters of Genesis.

I believe that dinosaurs are not only in the Bible, but the have lived with man all through his six thousand year history

I personally believe that Satan fell from heaven about a hundred years after the creation of Adam and Eve He had been Gods choir director since he was created In his pride, Satan decided he would exalt himself and take over the throne of God. This is where evolution started

Adolf Hitler, for instance, was an avid evolutionist. In order to comprehend Hitler's reasoning, one must go back to evolution to understand why he did the things that he did, and thought the way he though.

If a frog turns into a prince instantaneously, we call that miracle or a fairy tale. But, if that frog turns into a prince very slowly, taking three to four hundred million years to make the transition, we will teach that in our universities as scientific fact.

Some people say that me moon started as part of the Pacific Ocean and was pulled out of that area. That was taught for many years and is still believe by some. They try to use that to explain all of the volcanoes in Hawaii, saying that the crust is very thin because the moon was pulled out.

The population of the earth today doubles regularly. If you were to draw up the population growth on a chart you would see that it goes back to zero about five thousand years ago.


That's Hovind's fucking doctoral dissertation lmao
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PokemonExpert44
12/25/18 6:16:15 AM
#65:


Tupacrulez posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Tupacrulez posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Tupacrulez posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Like what, RiderofHogs?

Quoting from Darwin himself is not a good way to present evidence of your claim because Darwin was a liar.


What are your thoughts on Kent Hovind?


Not bad. He's kind of weird sometimes, but not every time I see/listen to him.


Well that's all I need to know to form an opinion about you.


Which is what?


Kent Hovind is a blathering idiot who believes the entire universe is 6000 years old.

He's a nutter, so are his followers.


I never said that I was one of his followers.
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EzeDoesIt
12/25/18 6:23:59 AM
#66:


Same way Latin still exists.
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Tupacrulez
12/25/18 11:31:40 AM
#67:


PokemonExpert44 posted...
Tupacrulez posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Tupacrulez posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Tupacrulez posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Like what, RiderofHogs?

Quoting from Darwin himself is not a good way to present evidence of your claim because Darwin was a liar.


What are your thoughts on Kent Hovind?


Not bad. He's kind of weird sometimes, but not every time I see/listen to him.


Well that's all I need to know to form an opinion about you.


Which is what?


Kent Hovind is a blathering idiot who believes the entire universe is 6000 years old.

He's a nutter, so are his followers.


I never said that I was one of his followers.


Not denouncing him as a complete idiot is good enough to be lumped in as a follower, frankly.
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Prestoff
12/25/18 11:56:54 AM
#68:


DarkRoast posted...
https://medium.com/scientific-skepticism/the-top-10-quotes-from-kent-hovinds-doctoral-dissertation-7684be01560d



In the twentieth century the major attack Satan has launched has been against the first eleven chapters of Genesis.

I believe that dinosaurs are not only in the Bible, but the have lived with man all through his six thousand year history

I personally believe that Satan fell from heaven about a hundred years after the creation of Adam and Eve He had been Gods choir director since he was created In his pride, Satan decided he would exalt himself and take over the throne of God. This is where evolution started

Adolf Hitler, for instance, was an avid evolutionist. In order to comprehend Hitler's reasoning, one must go back to evolution to understand why he did the things that he did, and thought the way he though.

If a frog turns into a prince instantaneously, we call that miracle or a fairy tale. But, if that frog turns into a prince very slowly, taking three to four hundred million years to make the transition, we will teach that in our universities as scientific fact.

Some people say that me moon started as part of the Pacific Ocean and was pulled out of that area. That was taught for many years and is still believe by some. They try to use that to explain all of the volcanoes in Hawaii, saying that the crust is very thin because the moon was pulled out.

The population of the earth today doubles regularly. If you were to draw up the population growth on a chart you would see that it goes back to zero about five thousand years ago.


That's Hovind's fucking doctoral dissertation lmao


Yep, he also wrote about how a fire breathing dragon exist as well. Creationism isnt science.
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DrizztLink
12/25/18 11:59:42 AM
#69:


If I am descended from my grandparents, why do I still have cousins?

checkmate sikhs
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Vol2tex
12/26/18 12:17:00 AM
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rikasa
12/26/18 12:24:32 AM
#72:


Okay... but then why doesn't a monkey just turn into a frog sometimes???
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Pogo_Marimo
12/26/18 12:35:07 AM
#74:


rikasa posted...
Okay... but then why doesn't a monkey just turn into a frog sometimes???

Have you ever considered... That they do? And you're just not looking when it happens?
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catboy0_0
12/26/18 12:37:41 AM
#75:


the "apes" that are around now, are not what we evolved from. the apes evolved from a previous evolutionary branch, like imagine a Y flipped upside down
. . .original
. . . . |
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. . . / . \
. us . . .apes
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LittleScootaIoo
12/26/18 12:40:05 AM
#76:


We evolved, from... different..... um, apes....

There!
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PokemonExpert44
12/26/18 6:25:28 AM
#77:


We never evolved from anything.
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Flintgrandad
12/26/18 6:55:21 AM
#78:


I think PE44 might be that FlashOfLight creationist dude.
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Rika_Furude
12/26/18 6:55:38 AM
#79:


@A_Good_Boy
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clearaflagrantj
12/26/18 7:01:45 AM
#80:


PokemonExpert44 posted...
We never evolved from anything.

I'm actually curious what did you go to school for? Like what degree do you hold
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StickFigures720
12/26/18 7:03:10 AM
#81:


Let's play a game of Spot the Creationist.
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Rika_Furude
12/26/18 7:19:55 AM
#82:


StickFigures720 posted...
Let's play a game of Spot the Creationist.

too easy in this thread
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SableWolfAngel
12/26/18 7:20:54 AM
#83:


Oh oh!! I know this one! Um... Oh... People already said it. Apes and humans had common ancestors before humans split off, basically starting as Australopiths going further until they reached what they are today. Silly PE44, your trolling is so funny.
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PokemonExpert44
12/26/18 7:30:26 AM
#84:


SableWolfAngel posted...
Oh oh!! I know this one! Um... Oh... People already said it. Apes and humans had common ancestors before humans split off, basically starting as Australopiths going further until they reached what they are today. Silly PE44, your trolling is so funny.


I'm not trolling. Also, apes and humans share no common ancestor.
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catboy0_0
12/26/18 7:32:17 AM
#85:


who posted?
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Rika_Furude
12/26/18 7:32:50 AM
#86:


catboy0_0 posted...
who posted?

a creationist and science denier
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spikethedevil
12/26/18 7:33:45 AM
#87:


Mareen posted...
Humans are apes.

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PokemonExpert44
12/26/18 7:33:51 AM
#88:


Rika_Furude posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
who posted?

a creationist and science denier


Creationists like me don't deny science.
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Rika_Furude
12/26/18 7:35:02 AM
#89:


PokemonExpert44 posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
who posted?

a creationist and science denier


Creationists like me don't deny science.

you did mere posts ago
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PokemonExpert44
12/26/18 7:36:28 AM
#90:


Rika_Furude posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
who posted?

a creationist and science denier


Creationists like me don't deny science.

you did mere posts ago


No, I didn't. The claim that humans and apes both share a common ancestor is false.
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spikethedevil
12/26/18 7:38:08 AM
#91:


Stop taking his bait, Hes a known troll.
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PokemonExpert44
12/26/18 7:39:49 AM
#92:


spikethedevil posted...
Stop taking his bait, Hes a known troll.


What bait? How am I a troll? It seems you can't counter my posts properly, so you resort to saying I'm a troll to deflect your lack of knowledge on this subject.
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RickyTheBAWSE
12/26/18 7:40:34 AM
#93:


humans are primates who suck at climbing trees.
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SableWolfAngel
12/26/18 7:58:50 AM
#94:


Who wants to know other cool stuff about humans? I know lots of stuff about you humans!
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A_Good_Boy
12/26/18 8:01:43 AM
#95:


I don't know why I've been tagged.
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clearaflagrantj
12/26/18 8:24:29 AM
#96:


PokemonExpert44 posted...
spikethedevil posted...
Stop taking his bait, Hes a known troll.


What bait? How am I a troll? It seems you can't counter my posts properly, so you resort to saying I'm a troll to deflect your lack of knowledge on this subject.

clearaflagrantj posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
We never evolved from anything.

I'm actually curious what did you go to school for? Like what degree do you hold
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RickyTheBAWSE
12/26/18 8:56:58 AM
#97:


clearaflagrantj posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
spikethedevil posted...
Stop taking his bait, Hes a known troll.


What bait? How am I a troll? It seems you can't counter my posts properly, so you resort to saying I'm a troll to deflect your lack of knowledge on this subject.

clearaflagrantj posted...
PokemonExpert44 posted...
We never evolved from anything.

I'm actually curious what did you go to school for? Like what degree do you hold


he's the leading authority on Pokemon in the CE region, and co-signed by Prof Oak.

he also likes shorts. they're comfy and easy to wear.
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itachi15243
12/26/18 9:00:59 AM
#98:


Why do people even ask this.

If every species we evolved from lived there would be like 10-20 ape-human/devolved hypes of humans.

Big foot would probably be real though
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RickyTheBAWSE
12/26/18 9:03:19 AM
#99:


itachi15243 posted...
Why do people even ask this.

If every species we evolved from lived there would be like 10-20 ape-human/devolved hypes of humans.

Big foot would probably be real though


some people also think human beings literally come in different races. don't be so shocked at ape confusion, lol.
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Pogo_Marimo
12/26/18 10:04:40 AM
#100:


Flintgrandad posted...
I think PE44 might be that FlashOfLight creationist dude.

I miss him. :(
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Pogo_Marimo
12/26/18 10:09:21 AM
#101:


itachi15243 posted...
Why do people even ask this.

If every species we evolved from lived there would be like 10-20 ape-human/devolved hypes of humans.

Big foot would probably be real though

Yeah. Lot of hominids failed as evolutionary branches until Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens came along. Then Neanderthals largely failed save the small amount of interbreeding with Homo Sapiens.
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ThyCorndog
12/26/18 10:12:32 AM
#102:


gods not real but apes are real

evolution: 1
creationism: 0
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