Current Events > I talked to a Mall Santa Claus and he said at least 30+ women have groped him

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HellsingOrg
12/22/18 12:07:31 PM
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Just this month alone. Literally women with a daddy/santa Christmas fetish come up and playfully sit on his lap and feel up his crotch stealthily or just come up and pat his lap and shit and giggle and run off.

Like wtf man and apparently security will sometimes be in the area and tell the women to leave but don't really take it too seriously either and he said he wears an extra layer of protective underwear anyway so its not too bad but the experience is still very odd.
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Tappor
12/22/18 12:08:35 PM
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What the fuck
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Antbregante
12/22/18 12:09:30 PM
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They were just looking for a "candy cane".
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Hambo the Hog
12/22/18 12:18:04 PM
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He should have a button to press that tells the elves to start pelting naughty women with coal until they leave.
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apolloooo
12/22/18 12:18:40 PM
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Tappor posted...
What the fuck

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Lairen
12/22/18 12:19:50 PM
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Antbregante posted...
They were just looking for a "candy cane".


Thats funny because you actually meant penis.
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DanHarenChamp
12/22/18 12:22:17 PM
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i can believe that and that sucks, imagine popping a boner with little kids sitting on you
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Esrac
12/22/18 12:30:33 PM
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It's just like the movie.
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HellsingOrg
12/23/18 8:19:35 AM
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Esrac posted...
It's just like the movie.


Which one?
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_Lyonidias
12/23/18 8:24:44 AM
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Tappor posted...
What the fuck

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Thompson
12/23/18 8:27:04 AM
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Obviously fake. Everyone knows that fetishes are exclusive to men.
/s.
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
12/23/18 8:34:20 AM
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That's kind of messed up.

Sadly, there's a lot of people who think there's nothing wrong with this, and would even mock any guy who felt uncomfortable being in that situation.
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ssj3vegeta_
12/23/18 9:17:05 AM
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DanHarenChamp posted...
i can believe that and that sucks, imagine popping a boner with little kids sitting on you

Yea dese women are fucked up
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MuayThai85
12/23/18 9:19:58 AM
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I'm going to be a Chinese mall Santa tomorrow. Getting paid 1,000rmb for 1 hour work. I wonder if I'll get groped by some horny mom.
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Lordgold666
12/23/18 9:20:06 AM
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Youll shoot your eye out, kid
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teepan95
12/23/18 9:54:36 AM
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Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...
That's kind of messed up.

Sadly, there's a lot of people who think there's nothing wrong with this, and would even mock any guy who felt uncomfortable being in that situation.

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Steve Nick
12/23/18 10:07:06 AM
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brb applying for a job
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RoboLaserGandhi
12/23/18 10:12:01 AM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Sad thing is I imagine most guys here have done far worse.

God, what is your fucking vendetta?
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Zodd3224
12/23/18 10:14:41 AM
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Steve Nick posted...
brb applying for a job

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Anteaterking
12/23/18 10:19:32 AM
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I had to be a Walmart Santa once when I worked in the photo department, despite being 6'0'' and 130 pounds at the time.

It was weird.
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Kitt
12/23/18 3:14:02 PM
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DanHarenChamp posted...
imagine popping a boner with little kids sitting on you

Tappor posted...
What the fuck

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Esrac
12/23/18 9:01:27 PM
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teepan95
12/24/18 12:55:11 AM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Sad thing is I imagine most guys here have done far worse.

God, what is your fucking vendetta?


No vendetta, its clear as day if you read a good percentage of the topics and posts here.

Just cause x is worse doesn't mean we can't discuss/condemn/work on minimising y

Attention isn't a zero-sum game
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ClockworkHare
12/24/18 1:20:21 AM
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Mall Santas (and similar photo ops) are actually going the way of the dodo in the west. Too much liability...

It's been described by former workers as "playing Russian roulette" with the risk of false child abuse or sexual harassment allegations when the gig is letting random people sit on your lap. Some of these men were even sexually harassed themselves by brazen idiots trying to turn an innocent tradition for families into a scandalous dare and media clicks. Part of the reason a mall Santa has helpers nowadays is witnesses and occasional back up for when an allegation gets violent.

Even as desperation employment around the holidays, I would never suggest any man consider being a mall Santa anymore. Not any man I was looking out for...
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teepan95
12/24/18 2:44:56 AM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
teepan95 posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Sad thing is I imagine most guys here have done far worse.

God, what is your fucking vendetta?


No vendetta, its clear as day if you read a good percentage of the topics and posts here.

Just cause x is worse doesn't mean we can't discuss/condemn/work on minimising y

Attention isn't a zero-sum game


It doesnt, but if you are one of those people, its highly hypocritical.

Probably, but your bringing it up in an unrelated topic is disingenuous at best
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Jedor1000
12/24/18 2:58:50 AM
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I mean I'm a dude and I'd bang a mall Santa, so
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teepan95
12/24/18 3:22:48 AM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
teepan95 posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
teepan95 posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Sad thing is I imagine most guys here have done far worse.

God, what is your fucking vendetta?


No vendetta, its clear as day if you read a good percentage of the topics and posts here.

Just cause x is worse doesn't mean we can't discuss/condemn/work on minimising y

Attention isn't a zero-sum game


It doesnt, but if you are one of those people, its highly hypocritical.

Probably, but your bringing it up in an unrelated topic is disingenuous at best


Nah.

It's the same as all the guys that go into topics about legitimate grievances women have and shout "no, cause men have it worse when it comes to x"
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Returning_CEmen
12/24/18 3:32:05 AM
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This is why we need mens rights
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teepan95
12/24/18 3:38:24 AM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
It's the same as all the guys that go into topics about legitimate grievances women have and shout "no, cause men have it worse when it comes to x"


Im sorry, what? I really dont see there being a connection, but I get that you disagree. Thats fine. It makes two of us. Hope you have a nice holiday.

Fair enough, you too.
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Joelypoely
12/24/18 3:39:58 AM
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Tappor posted...
What the fuck


Steve Nick posted...
brb applying for a job

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TrumpTrain
12/24/18 3:49:49 AM
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HellsingOrg posted...
Just this month alone. Literally women with a daddy/santa Christmas fetish come up and playfully sit on his lap and feel up his crotch stealthily or just come up and pat his lap and shit and giggle and run off.

Did he say if they were hot or not?
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Lordgold666
12/24/18 2:20:49 PM
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#BelieveSanta
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PhazonReborn
12/24/18 2:24:05 PM
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Brb, signing up for Mall Santa gig
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