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ssj3vegeta
12/21/18 8:27:29 PM
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boxington
12/21/18 8:29:31 PM
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such is life
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RickyTheBAWSE
12/21/18 8:32:24 PM
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I'm getting ready for work. I never feel like going on Friday nights but there's a potluck tonight,.. so I REALLY don't wanna go.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/21/18 8:39:47 PM
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Earlier today I was walking in my building and I passed a hot chick and attempted to just casually smile at her but managed to dislocated my whole jaw which caused me to flail into the wall, which caused me to knock myself to the floor, which to the ceiling collapsing upon me, which set fire to the building, which led to a massive flood from odd weather patterns, which resulted in a satellite crashing down on her house which killed several of her family members and I was like "shit, sorry about that" and she shot me in the dick without uttering a word and left me to die on the side of the only officially recognized and named road on Neptune, and that was MY Saturday. Hope yours was better, vegy :(.
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ssj3vegeta
12/21/18 8:40:41 PM
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Pepys Monster
12/21/18 8:41:03 PM
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I'm meeting up with my fiancee soon.
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electricbugs2
12/21/18 8:41:25 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Earlier today I was walking in my building and I passed a hot chick and attempted to just casually smile at her but managed to dislocated my whole jaw which caused me to flail into the wall, which caused me to knock myself to the floor, which to the ceiling collapsing upon me, which set fire to the building, which led to a massive flood from odd weather patterns, which resulted in a satellite crashing down on her house which killed several of her family members and I was like "shit, sorry about that" and she shot me in the dick without uttering a word and left me to die on the side of the only officially recognized and named road on Neptune, and that was MY Saturday. Hope yours was better, vegy :(.

Is this a copy pasta?
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Albel-Nox
12/21/18 8:45:12 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Earlier today I was walking in my building and I passed a hot chick and attempted to just casually smile at her but managed to dislocated my whole jaw which caused me to flail into the wall, which caused me to knock myself to the floor, which to the ceiling collapsing upon me, which set fire to the building, which led to a massive flood from odd weather patterns, which resulted in a satellite crashing down on her house which killed several of her family members and I was like "shit, sorry about that" and she shot me in the dick without uttering a word and left me to die on the side of the only officially recognized and named road on Neptune, and that was MY Saturday. Hope yours was better, vegy :(.

Is this a copy pasta?

All skill actually.
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Muffinz0rz
12/21/18 8:46:20 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Earlier today I was walking in my building and I passed a hot chick and attempted to just casually smile at her but managed to dislocated my whole jaw which caused me to flail into the wall, which caused me to knock myself to the floor, which to the ceiling collapsing upon me, which set fire to the building, which led to a massive flood from odd weather patterns, which resulted in a satellite crashing down on her house which killed several of her family members and I was like "shit, sorry about that" and she shot me in the dick without uttering a word and left me to die on the side of the only officially recognized and named road on Neptune, and that was MY Saturday. Hope yours was better, vegy :(.

lmao
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ohnoitschris
12/21/18 8:48:07 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy lives in a universe with Goat Simulator physics
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/22/18 5:12:39 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Earlier today I was walking in my building and I passed a hot chick and attempted to just casually smile at her but managed to dislocated my whole jaw which caused me to flail into the wall, which caused me to knock myself to the floor, which to the ceiling collapsing upon me, which set fire to the building, which led to a massive flood from odd weather patterns, which resulted in a satellite crashing down on her house which killed several of her family members and I was like "shit, sorry about that" and she shot me in the dick without uttering a word and left me to die on the side of the only officially recognized and named road on Neptune, and that was MY Saturday. Hope yours was better, vegy :(.

Is this a copy pasta?


It is now (hopefully)
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BlingBling22947
12/23/18 4:12:18 PM
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I was at a a bar with a friend.
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Iron-Tarkus
12/23/18 4:16:23 PM
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cpvSEKG
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