Current Events > Scenario: You accidentally acquire the services of Oddjob.

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UnfairRepresent 12/21/18 7:07:59 PM #1:	A evil villain who happens to have your name and look like you hired Oddjobs services as a henchman/assistant for 2 years. However due to a mistake he accidentally was hired to work for you instead. Then without Oddjob's protection this evil man was left defenseless and brutally killed by the CIA. So there is no one to challenge you on it. What would you do? How would you react? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914519106] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote>A evil villain who happens to have your name and look like you hired Oddjobs services as a henchman/assistant for 2 years. However due to a mistake he accidentally was hired to work for you instead. Then without Oddjob's protection this evil man was left defenseless and brutally killed by the CIA. So there is no one to challenge you on it. What would you do? How would you react?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDogfather 12/21/18 7:09:16 PM #2:	Overpay him, then buy him a beer. --- I need a new signature. <cite>TheDogfather posted [p:914519174] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote>Overpay him, then buy him a beer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sphyx 12/21/18 7:09:49 PM #3:	I probably have some odd jobs for him to do. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. <cite>Sphyx posted [p:914519197] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote>I probably have some odd jobs for him to do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
powerman1426 12/21/18 7:10:46 PM #4:	Ask if Random Task is also available for work --- Troll free https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1439-the-help-desk https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1309-tradesmen-and-diyers https://imgur.com/Zz8E0P3 <cite>powerman1426 posted [p:914519248] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote>Ask if Random Task is also available for work</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 12/21/18 7:10:56 PM #5:	I'd just use him to guard me anytime I'm nervous about a situation, but not if there is no reason to fear. I wouldn't ask him to kill anyone. --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:914519258] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote>I'd just use him to guard me anytime I'm nervous about a situation, but not if there is no reason to fear. I wouldn't ask him to kill anyone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 12/21/18 7:12:08 PM #6:	powerman1426 posted... Ask if Random Task is also available for work Depends, is the job in prison? Because thats where he will be for the rest of his life. --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:914519314] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote><cite>powerman1426 posted...</cite> <quote>Ask if Random Task is also available for work</quote> Depends, is the job in prison? Because thats where he will be for the rest of his life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
powerman1426 12/21/18 7:26:24 PM #7:	True, I forgot about that. Good call, he's unavailable --- Troll free https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1439-the-help-desk https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1309-tradesmen-and-diyers https://imgur.com/Zz8E0P3 <cite>powerman1426 posted [p:914520016] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote>True, I forgot about that. Good call, he's unavailable</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 12/21/18 7:28:45 PM #8:	Id open a store. Oddjobs Handjobs & Hats. --- Minimal, yet feature rich. <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:914520125] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote>Id open a store. Oddjobs Handjobs & Hats.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/21/18 7:30:43 PM #9:	BuckVanHammer posted... Id open a store. Oddjobs Handjobs & Hats. Oddjob causally crushed golf balls with his bare hands. A handjob from him would be like sticking your dick in a vice --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914520226] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote><cite>BuckVanHammer posted...</cite> <quote>Id open a store. Oddjobs Handjobs & Hats.</quote> Oddjob causally crushed golf balls with his bare hands. A handjob from him would be like sticking your dick in a vice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 12/21/18 7:31:36 PM #10:	powerman1426 posted... Ask if Random Task is also available for work Why would you want a henchman that only throws shoes? I mean, honestly. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://imgur.com/BLrKxEd https://card.psnprofiles.com/2/Jaromiroquai68.png <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:914520278] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote><cite>powerman1426 posted...</cite> <quote>Ask if Random Task is also available for work</quote> Why would you want a henchman that only throws shoes? I mean, honestly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 12/21/18 7:31:46 PM #11:	UnfairRepresent posted... BuckVanHammer posted... Id open a store. Oddjobs Handjobs & Hats. Oddjob causally crushed golf balls with his bare hands. A handjob from him would be like sticking your dick in a vice I bet he'd be quite tender if needed tho... --- Minimal, yet feature rich. <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:914520288] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BuckVanHammer posted...</cite> <quote>Id open a store. Oddjobs Handjobs & Hats.</quote> Oddjob causally crushed golf balls with his bare hands. A handjob from him would be like sticking your dick in a vice</quote> I bet he'd be quite tender if needed tho...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44 12/21/18 7:32:19 PM #12:	Ask him to train me to become a super assassin --- It's thinking... REmake 2 giveaway > http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1074-resident-evil-past-present-and-future <cite>SH_expert44 posted [p:914520312] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote>Ask him to train me to become a super assassin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
powerman1426 12/21/18 9:08:06 PM #13:	Jagr_68 posted... powerman1426 posted... Ask if Random Task is also available for work Why would you want a henchman that only throws shoes? I mean, honestly. NES4EVER posted... powerman1426 posted... Ask if Random Task is also available for work Depends, is the job in prison? Because thats where he will be for the rest of his life. After this refresh, I wouldn't. Oddjob is fine --- Troll free https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1439-the-help-desk https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1309-tradesmen-and-diyers https://imgur.com/Zz8E0P3 <cite>powerman1426 posted [p:914524721] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jagr_68 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>powerman1426 posted...</cite> <quote>Ask if Random Task is also available for work</quote> Why would you want a henchman that only throws shoes? I mean, honestly.</quote> <cite>NES4EVER posted...</cite> <quote><cite>powerman1426 posted...</cite> <quote>Ask if Random Task is also available for work</quote> Depends, is the job in prison? Because thats where he will be for the rest of his life.</quote> After this refresh, I wouldn't. Oddjob is fine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hicks233 12/22/18 5:35:03 PM #14:	Velcro wall, couple of beers and some midget tossing. --- http://s2.excoboard.com/exco/index.php?boardid=9458 So says Mr. Stewart. <cite>Hicks233 posted [p:914562056] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote>Velcro wall, couple of beers and some midget tossing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guy_Fieri 12/22/18 5:36:32 PM #15:	Anyone who picked Oddjob in N64 Goldeneye was a cheater. --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger <cite>Guy_Fieri posted [p:914562106] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote>Anyone who picked Oddjob in N64 Goldeneye was a cheater.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 12/22/18 5:48:40 PM #16:	I'd love to have Oddjob as a henchman. Dude is insanely loyal. Like, "I'm not even gonna attempt to escape this room with an active nuclear bomb set to explode because it'll upset your plan" kinda loyal. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:914562644] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote>I'd love to have Oddjob as a henchman. Dude is insanely loyal. Like, "I'm not even gonna attempt to escape this room with an active nuclear bomb set to explode because it'll upset your plan" kinda loyal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Musourenka 12/22/18 5:49:57 PM #17:	If Oddjob kills three people, is that a hat trick? --- Shooing away pigeons crapping on debate tables is not a violation of the pigeons' free speech. <cite>Musourenka posted [p:914562705] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote>If Oddjob kills three people, is that a hat trick?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HiddenLurker 12/22/18 5:53:16 PM #18:	Musourenka posted... If Oddjob kills three people, is that a hat trick? suffers physical pain from pun --- [Insert tired meme here] <cite>HiddenLurker posted [p:914562847] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote><cite>Musourenka posted...</cite> <quote>If Oddjob kills three people, is that a hat trick?</quote> suffers physical pain from pun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/22/18 5:54:19 PM #19:	Skye Reynolds posted... I'd love to have Oddjob as a henchman. Dude is insanely loyal. Like, "I'm not even gonna attempt to escape this room with an active nuclear bomb set to explode because it'll upset your plan" kinda loyal. Fun fact: The Actor isn't far off and his loyalty is to be commended. In the scene where he is being electrocuted and having to hold onto the fence, the sparks were legitimately burning his hand. He didn't break character or stop, he just stood there acting like he was dying until the director said "cut" while his hand got second degree burns. Guy is badass --- ^ Hey now that's completely Merry! https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:914562895] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>I'd love to have Oddjob as a henchman. Dude is insanely loyal. Like, "I'm not even gonna attempt to escape this room with an active nuclear bomb set to explode because it'll upset your plan" kinda loyal.</quote> Fun fact: The Actor isn't far off and his loyalty is to be commended. In the scene where he is being electrocuted and having to hold onto the fence, the sparks were legitimately burning his hand. He didn't break character or stop, he just stood there acting like he was dying until the director said "cut" while his hand got second degree burns. Guy is badass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rhklce 12/22/18 5:55:21 PM #20:	Id see if he would want to go golfing. <cite>rhklce posted [p:914562937] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote>Id see if he would want to go golfing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 12/22/18 11:35:20 PM #21:	UnfairRepresent posted... Fun fact: The Actor isn't far off and his loyalty is to be commended. In the scene where he is being electrocuted and having to hold onto the fence, the sparks were legitimately burning his hand. He didn't break character or stop, he just stood there acting like he was dying until the director said "cut" while his hand got second degree burns. Guy is badass I've watched that fight a dozen times or more. I had no idea Harold Sakata legitimately burned his hand during that scene. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:914576977] in Scenario: ... [t:77323696]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Fun fact: The Actor isn't far off and his loyalty is to be commended. In the scene where he is being electrocuted and having to hold onto the fence, the sparks were legitimately burning his hand. He didn't break character or stop, he just stood there acting like he was dying until the director said "cut" while his hand got second degree burns. Guy is badass</quote> I've watched that fight a dozen times or more. I had no idea Harold Sakata legitimately burned his hand during that scene.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Scenario: You accidentally acquire the services of Oddjob.