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DarkRoast
12/20/18 12:53:50 PM
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This is one of those times where specificity would help a lot
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treewojima
12/20/18 12:54:36 PM
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Check them all. Better safe than sorry.
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Darkman124
12/20/18 12:56:10 PM
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Could be worse:

"Perirectal abscess."
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Behaviorism
12/20/18 12:57:08 PM
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We had a call at work where a guy had a cucumber stuck in his butthole while his lover was damn near pass out from hitting a glass table, shattering it and cutting himself up to high hell.
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ThePieReborn
12/20/18 12:58:47 PM
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Behaviorism posted...
We had a call at work where a guy had a cucumber stuck in his butthole while his lover was damn near pass out from hitting a glass table, shattering it and cutting himself up to high hell.

Sounds like one helluva party.
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DarkRoast
12/20/18 12:59:54 PM
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Darkman124 posted...
Could be worse:

"Perirectal abscess."


Auto referral to surgery
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Alpha218
12/20/18 1:02:18 PM
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Maybe they intended it to be like a disgusting Christmas present to keep you in the holiday spirit

No idea what youre gonna get
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Darkman124
12/20/18 1:07:05 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Darkman124 posted...
Could be worse:

"Perirectal abscess."


Auto referral to surgery


do you first steal the peppermint extract
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DarkRoast
12/20/18 1:17:21 PM
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Darkman124 posted...
DarkRoast posted...
Darkman124 posted...
Could be worse:

"Perirectal abscess."


Auto referral to surgery


do you first steal the peppermint extract


I ain't extracting shit (literally and figuratively)
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Crimson_Angel
12/20/18 1:20:09 PM
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DarthGravid
12/20/18 1:23:34 PM
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When I was in the Army, I worked in a hospital ER on a base for a few months. There was a particular person that was a frequent visitor for getting objects stuck, to the point where the doctors would just ask "What is it this time?
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_Lyonidias
12/20/18 1:24:52 PM
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Specificity would indeed be beneficial, lmao.
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P4wn4g3
12/20/18 1:27:14 PM
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