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TheY2AProblem
12/19/18 12:17:07 PM
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The code name for the next X-Box console is Anaconda. Heres what Polygon tweeted:

https://twitter.com/polygon/status/1075094909294706688?s=21
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LightningAce11
12/19/18 12:17:37 PM
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Lmao the rage.
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ssj3mike89
12/19/18 12:17:38 PM
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my penis is like an anaconda
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AlephZero
12/19/18 12:17:48 PM
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im amazed people still read polygon
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Axiom
12/19/18 12:18:15 PM
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Lol fanboys so mad
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Doom_Art
12/19/18 12:18:32 PM
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People are really getting upset over that?
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D-Lo_BrownTown
12/19/18 12:18:48 PM
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Lol I hope MS remembers this when the pendulum swings
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Flockaveli
12/19/18 12:18:52 PM
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ssj3mike89 posted...
my penis is like an anaconda

Dont want none unless you got buns, hun.
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SSJCAT
12/19/18 12:19:09 PM
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twitter culture is lame as fuck
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eston
12/19/18 12:19:30 PM
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lol people are literally blocking them for this

I think it's pretty funny even if it is the most obvious joke for that name
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TheY2AProblem
12/19/18 12:19:45 PM
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LightningAce11 posted...
Lmao the rage.


The SJW Waaaabulance Brigade is in full force.
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Romulox28
12/19/18 12:20:03 PM
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remember when that guy at polygon couldnt figure out how to play Doom lol
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PBusted
12/19/18 12:20:42 PM
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I genuinely can't believe so many xbots came out of the woodworks. I didn't think there this many of them left. Thought it was the Sony fans who hated Polygon too.
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Jiek_Fafn
12/19/18 12:20:49 PM
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They're not even the first ones to make a similar sir mix a lot joke.

And lol at thinking polygon is supposed to be some sort of super professional organization.
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AlecSkorpio
12/19/18 12:22:09 PM
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They should be on blast for stealing a god damn comment joke from IGN tbh
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TheGoldenEel
12/19/18 12:24:44 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
They're not even the first ones to make a similar sir mix a lot joke.

And lol at thinking polygon is supposed to be some sort of super professional organization.

actually the fact that it says "my anaconda don't" three times indicates it's a reference to nicki minaj, not sir mixalot
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TheY2AProblem
12/19/18 12:24:54 PM
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My X-Box One collection is Rock Band 4 and the Handsome Collection and whatever backwards compatible games on the 360. Theres just nothing on there that I cant alright get on the PS4.
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Kitt
12/19/18 12:26:41 PM
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The funny thing is, everybody have been making this joke the moment the name was revealed.
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eston
12/19/18 12:28:41 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Jiek_Fafn posted...
They're not even the first ones to make a similar sir mix a lot joke.

And lol at thinking polygon is supposed to be some sort of super professional organization.

actually the fact that it says "my anaconda don't" three times indicates it's a reference to nicki minaj, not sir mixalot

That's what they should be mad about
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Jagermeister513
12/19/18 12:29:21 PM
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Lol Polygon. Didnt they jump on the "Gamers are Dead" narrative a few years ago or was that another clickbait trash "gamer" website?
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TheY2AProblem
12/19/18 12:29:23 PM
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Kitt posted...
The funny thing is, everybody have been making this joke the moment the name was revealed.


I made a similar joke when X-Box Ones name was released. Im sure everyone else made the same joke.

If you got connection issues.
I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 consoles.
But X-Box aint One.

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Offworlder1
12/19/18 12:31:35 PM
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People still actually give a shit about Polygon ? Amazing.
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Kitt
12/19/18 3:21:57 PM
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TheY2AProblem posted...
Kitt posted...
The funny thing is, everybody have been making this joke the moment the name was revealed.


I made a similar joke when X-Box Ones name was released. Im sure everyone else made the same joke.

If you got connection issues.
I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 consoles.
But X-Box aint One.

lol

When it first got announced and started getting blasted at E3 I told my friend, "Why is it called the Xbox One? Because it took 359 steps back!" I went to the internet to share my witty joke only to find out that everyone else has beaten me to the punch in just that short amount of time...
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NightMarishPie
12/19/18 3:24:25 PM
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AlephZero posted...
im amazed people still read polygon

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CapnMuffin
12/19/18 3:25:09 PM
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Exclusives need to go away anyways
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Kisai
12/19/18 3:28:18 PM
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SSJCAT posted...
twitter culture is lame as fuck

This. Why is everyone freaking out?
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UnholyMudcrab
12/19/18 3:31:24 PM
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Kisai posted...
SSJCAT posted...
twitter culture is lame as fuck

This. Why is everyone freaking out?

Having an audience causes people to intensify their reactions to get more attention
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MacDaMurderer
12/19/18 3:33:43 PM
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Microsoft gives tons of scoops to Polygon so Im pretty sure it isnt that serious. Hell Phil spencer would probably agree that Xbox doesnt have a lot of first party games.
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Darksaber310
12/19/18 3:50:16 PM
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Shrieking violets. Mah pearls!

I don't even like polygon and I cracked a smile at this. The double down is at least msoft is taking that whole XBone debacle on the chin and owning it.

There's zero negatives on this situation and the moral panic police are finding things to be offended by. I guess it's a day ending in y.
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NibeIungsnarf
12/19/18 3:52:31 PM
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Why is what they said something to rage over?

I'm confused. It's a joke and not even a joke that says anything bad about Microsoft. Just a suggestion to not have a shitty line up.
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Axiom
12/19/18 3:54:56 PM
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NibeIungsnarf posted...
Why is what they said something to rage over?

I'm confused. It's a joke and not even a joke that says anything bad about Microsoft. Just a suggestion to not have a shitty line up.

Fanboys are so sensitive. They think that anyone who recognizes the flaws in the console they obsess over is the enemy. Like you said it's just stating a fact that xbox lacked exclusives
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CADE FOSTER
12/19/18 3:56:52 PM
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